All comics by bencomic

 

by bencomic
2-28-06
Stoned status updated!
Stoned status updated!
!stoned
My stoned level is: "High" |||||xxxx
!stoned
My stoned level is: "Blitzed" |||||||||

 

by bencomic
2-28-06
here's what my penis says: w n n mn m mm m mmmm m m
that's penis speak for "FUCK YOU GUYS, I'M EXISTENT AND QUITE SUBSTANTIAL"
haha, your penis is so small it only hits one key at a time
mine hits like four. watch!
fsef rththrrth fgbftgb yjef3434444444444444
... this is the best conversation ever

 

by bencomic
3-01-06
today i had a wet dream about pokemon
it started out really cool. like I was in some flying suit, and I had to destroy james from team rocket with water cannons
and I said to my friend tom, who was also there "I can't beat him"
but he goes "yeah you can, your attacks are organic, and they're super effective!"
so I go to kill him in my flying suit, and he's like, JESSIE, HELP! so jessie shows up
...and then suddenly it was ash getting his crotch rubbed by misty or something. the plot really fell to pieces at this point

 

by bencomic
3-01-06
MEANWHILE IN #MZX:
<Frobozz> Make an mzx game where you are Mooseka trying to get even with koji >=)
...What would mooseka need to get even with me for?
your very existence.
Lolz. You're tarded.
you're koji. I think at the end of the day, when all is said and done, I win.
yes i am. and probably not. because i rock. so :)

 

by bencomic
3-01-06
man, arguing with people in #mzx is like insulting a computer. it just returns shit like SYNTAX ERROR or MIPS BUS ERROR
yeah, a computer with passable turing scores would reply like that.
example:
your mother was a 2-bit pocket calculator.
probably not
because i rock
so :)

 

by bencomic
3-02-06
okay, so today is the MSU womens center's LOVE YOUR BODY fair, right.
this is where they reassure all the fatties that they're still beautiful, etc
anyway I had to pass through the fair to get breakfast today and I pass some fat girl and her overly feminist friend
the fat girl looks at me and starts fucking CRYING
uuuu oohhh bbluublubllbuuubluu
the feminist gives me this evil look and says PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM
CHAUVINIST

 

by bencomic
3-02-06
wwwaaaaaahhhhh ;_____;
MALE PIG >:(
and I'm standing there, no idea what it is i'm supposed to have done, wondering "what the hell"
and then I look down and realize that I'm wearing one of my several "witty saying" t-shirts.
it just so happens that I picked the worst possible one to wear through the LOVE YOUR BODY fair
"DON'T LET REALITY INTERFERE WITH HAPPINESS"

 

by bencomic
3-02-06
58. Banjo-Kazooie: Who is the squirrel that loves nuts?
dr dos
Dr. Dos
dr_dos

 

by bencomic
3-03-06
my sister heard me doing pushups
and she was like
"i dunno WHAT you were doing last night"
D:

 

by bencomic
3-03-06
* MadTom has quit IRC
Hear my sword in the making of my spell. Literally: damkuna, iftraga, sheb nigurepur, dafast. The world's tragedy is served at my feast.
now that he's gone, we can say mean things about him!
madtom is a butt
god, he's just so stupid! it makes me want to... ARRRGGHHHHH

 

by bencomic
3-03-06
i put a lava lamp in my room that had been sitting dormant in my house for ages
now i can finally watch hot balls go up and down in front of my face all night long

 

by bencomic
3-05-06
* Nadir has joined #bukkake
* pingh screams "Go Go Gadget Penis" and shoots a load all over Nadir's face
...ok
i'm sorry i bothered you.
* Nadir has left #bukkake
* pingh pumps gallons of jizz all over Nadir!

 

by bencomic
3-05-06
oh god, i think i accidentally saw pictures of nuero.
i think i'm going to vomit
* dave2 is now known as dave2away
i.. i...... OH GODDD
* dave2away is now known as dave2
OH GOD
* dave2 is now known as dave2away

 

by bencomic
3-05-06
dave2 sets mode +b Jazzy*.*
XD how pathetic you are. You're just like a common grade school bully; you can dish it out, but you can't take it. How utterly predictable. I don't take well to wannabe tyrants, however.
And besides, you're just showing the world how utterly immature you are. You would reply that I was childlike, or immature.
When I do such things, there is a reason. Either I'm messing with your mind,or simply ignorant on the matter. Maybe you should rethink your life.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some things I must tend to, so I bid you adieu.

 

by bencomic
3-06-06
i probably should have only gotten a mini, but i'm compensating for something
is it your small penis
no, it's my unnaturally large penis. a mini would overbalance it in the wrong direction
... yes it's my small penis

 

by bencomic
3-16-06
wooo
WOOOO
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
zamro have become a train
now i am become zamro, a train

 

by bencomic
3-23-06
so apparently all of my real friends think i'm gay now, there have been more comments than usual recently
yesterday, we were walking past a billboard with an ad for the new movie "INSIDE MAN"
you can probably guess the rest

 

by bencomic
3-23-06
whenever i realise i'm in a dream i usually take my pants off
no matter what the situation

 

by bencomic
3-23-06
but seriously, thongs kick sandals' ass. ooh look at me, i'm madtom, and i like straps on my feet! madtom, the romans shat in public toilets and talked to each other while they shat.
madtom, you are wearing shit on your feet. public shit!
At least I don't have shit on my dick!
... shut the fuck up

 

by bencomic
3-24-06
i just made $10 off my brother
did you spit or swallow?
...i like how madtom went silent
dos he probably stared at irc for a couple seconds, minimised it, and walked out the door to go for a walk
actually i was getting coffee and then i went to mail an ebay auction without checking the computer :(
yeah right, SURE YOU WERE! i bet you were crying the entire time.

 

by bencomic
3-24-06
I found a cool site last night.
www.newgrounds.com full of funny flash and cool games.
xD
* Nadir screams and punches the wall
AAAAAAAAAAAA GGGGGGGGGGGG HHHHHHHHHHHH HGGGGGHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHH
That must have hurt your hand, punch something soft, like Tony Blair.

 

by bencomic
3-24-06
god i got kicked on #rawr cuz i was "a kid"
im freak'n 14
IM 14 BITCHES,AND I CAN KICK ALL OF YOUR ASSES

 

by bencomic
3-24-06
i need something to do
vgamet, explore kjorteo's site (www.kjorteo.net)
no. i'd have to see the pictures, and i think i've seen enough of that
vgame not necessarily. he has a MILD section with no porn, the furry porn is in the SPICY section. ...i'll never look at that word in the same way again ever
yeah, but that's boring. there's no watersports in mild.
every time i think of the word 'spicy' i'll think of husky semen. and that's just sad.

 

by bencomic
3-24-06
jingle dingle dee dingle dingle jingle dingle dee dingle dee jingle dingle dee dingle dee dingle jingle jingle dee dingle jingle dee jingle dee jingle
ICE CREAM TRUCK
BRB

 

by bencomic
3-25-06
i remember my brother trying to switch from windows 95 to linux back in like 1998
it ended up being a huge waste of time, because nothing worked in it, ever
i had the best linux experience ever, and it will follow me to my deathbed
lemmer made love to linux under a full moon
it made an honest woman out of me.
sure it did.

 

by bencomic
3-25-06
i like electronic music that goes
BVVV BVVV BVVV BVVVVVV FART FART FART FART
and basically sounds like something is exploding somewhere

 

by bencomic
3-25-06
My "Nerds" packet broke, and now I can't get them open.
...and I just tore open the packet and they went everywhere. EVERYWHERE THEY WENT
There are "Nerds" in my computer. IN MY KEYBOARD! I SEE NERDS ON MY MONITOR
NO WAIT, THAT'S NORMAL!!!! AHAHAAHAHAHA

 

by bencomic
3-29-06
Oooooooooooooooooooo
Oh. Oh Harder. Harder. Give it to me.
Ooh. Thats how daddy likes it.. oh. oh. oh!
Give it to me. yes. yes. yes. yes. yes. yes. yes. yes...
...
I'm done

 

by bencomic
3-29-06
i remember moonpie was dating burstroc's sister
madtom guess what, he still is
<MadTom> i always thought that must get a bit awkward now and then
"hey dude let's practice for that show on friday"
"okay i'll just fuck your sister and be right over"
... :(

 

by bencomic
3-29-06
lemmer are you named after lemmy from motorhead
madtom are you named after madtom from madtom and the homosexuals who enjoy the company of other men (in the act of sex)

 

by bencomic
3-29-06
my great-grandmother is 103, and i was thinking
"holy shit, she must have had an easy recipe for potions of longevity"
and then i slapped myself

 

by bencomic
3-29-06
I want to be a mommy. =)
But not to a 17 year old junior in high school, while I'm still a freshman in college.
chibi we can practice making babies if you want to
k. =D
panda has a black belt in baby-making
yeah man

 

if someone touches your website in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's noooooooo good
by bencomic, 3-29-06

 

by bencomic
3-29-06
#mzx is representative of the computer scientists of the future
These are the guys we'll be calling in to make our networks work properly
And they'll make snide remarks about the fact that we use Windows Vista
Then go home, comb their beards and weigh themselves, and cry themselves to sleep clutching a DVD with three different linux distros
:,(

 

by bencomic
3-29-06
well when her and i are alone... she wears no clothes, which i prefer
all the girls in my school wear tight clothes, every single one
i got a blowjob while eating a king size snickers once

 

by bencomic
3-29-06
DONT LOOK AT ME

 
by bencomic, 3-29-06

 

by bencomic
3-29-06
pass that shit son
dude
i said pass it faggot

 

by bencomic
3-29-06
So, what are you into?
Id like NOTHING more than for you to dip your FEET in MAYONNAISE and have you RUB them UP and DOWN all over my BALLS, then we can dress like foxes and rub each others CROTCHES with FEATHERS for HOURS.
This guy would look GREAT if he was wearing some RACCOON EARS and had a NINTENDO CONTROLLER poking out of his ASS, oh man, I can't even contain myself.
Well, I really like video games.
Video games? Me too!

 

by bencomic
3-30-06
beige, discuss the common pitfalls of mmorpg games
They are gay.
yes, yes, more
YOU are gay.
thank you for your wisdom, master

 

by bencomic
4-01-06
systems shutdown... asstown AI system shutdown...
asstown ZZT-loader system shutdown...
asstown error 0x00000FUCK

 

by bencomic
4-01-06
you are an fuck idiot
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
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* asiekierka has quit IRC (Excess Flood>

 

by bencomic
4-01-06
i know that strip database ... but you maintan the cast list of bencomic?
no!
thanks, nadir :]
... ok
;]
are you coming onto me

 

by bencomic
4-01-06
ZZTity
:D
:D :D :D:D:D:

 

by bencomic
4-01-06
i know my IP
it's private
and so you so much protected
everybody (not counting me) can't connect to my servers
every
including Plastic

 

by bencomic
4-02-06
* Scorch slaps Scorch. Shut up fool! Don't give him ideas!
* Scorch slaps Scorch
shut up.
Sorry. It was a joke refering to one of your claims that i was a scitzo back on ZZT.org. Those were the days.
you are not a schizophrenic. you are just retarded. so, so retarded.

 

by bencomic
4-02-06
Nope, i'm not a retard. I do however suffer Obsessive-compulsive disorder.
And i can't even spell it.
huge idiot disorder
That's uncalled for. It's not funny.
It's fucking my attempts at finding employment. I'm a good worker, but due to my *problem*, i fail many interviews.
If you find it hilarious, why not become a stand up comedian? Make fun of some people with problems, and i'll be there, laughing as they lynch you.

 

by bencomic
4-02-06
god, so fat
limbs hyperextending
DIABETES coursing through my veins!

 

by bencomic
4-02-06
i guess i'll have to download Gimp or whatever
using the gimp accrues linux points, so be careful.
get too many and you'll get a horrible new linux power
"BEARD"
What do you wish for? Scrolls of linux resistance. You have gained an unholy aura
Suddenly you know four programming languages!

 

by bencomic
4-02-06
bill gates is displeased with your sacrifice.
strange blotches appear all over your face
You suddenly feel heavier!
i would play an adom clone where you had to defeat the forces of linux.
"Eric S. Raymond, the greater linux balor"
"LiNuS ToRvAlDs"

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