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It's not polite to point by boinky33 10-26-02
		Stop pointing at me! Not until you stop pointing at me.

 

Bugs Bunny goes to the proctologist by boinky33 10-28-02
	What's up my ass, Doc?

 

late halloween comic (Warning: This is not funny) by boinky33 11-01-02
Trick or treat!	You wanna see a trick? yes.	Too bad. You smell like cheese. AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

paranoid by boinky33 11-03-02

 

CC 152: treat or trick by boinky33 11-08-02
Trick or treat!		AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Hippy Physics by boinky33 11-08-02
Then I say, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha, Ha!		Nice shirt, man.

 

Hippy Physics 2 by boinky33 11-08-02
Then I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha, Ha!		I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!

 

Duck Love 1 by boinky33 11-08-02
There she is .... The love of my life.	I can't stand being without her, but she doesn't even know I exsist......	....Mmmmm....She smells like vanilla! Quack?

 

Duck Love 4 by boinky33 11-08-02
Oh, my poor husband!......*sob*......	Yes. He is dead. That's what you get when you have no wings, you can't fly.	Well, he was a penguin......

 

lack of sleep led me to this by boinky33 11-08-02
I am having trouble finding my dog Pepper! He is so sweet! I love him!		Go away.

 

pussy fart by boinky33 11-08-02
There is nothing wrong with talking to yourself! Yes there is!	I agree! I don't!	Shut up! No, you shut up!

 

no pants at all by boinky33 11-08-02
You scared the pants off of me!	Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!	*sniff*

 

first impressions suck anus by boinky33 11-08-02
Hey, I'm Ryan. I'm Janet.		So..........Do you swallow?

 

meh. by boinky33 11-08-02
Holy shit!		Seriously!

 

this is the title for this here comic by boinky33 11-09-02
	Would you like a banana?	No thank you.

 

Captain Bursts Into Flames part: ?????? by boinky33 11-09-02
	Aren't you going to burst into flames?	There really is no need to, is there?

 

sin by boinky33 11-09-02
Hey! Is masturbation a sin? Yes.	Oh.	EEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

 

Captain Bursts Into Flames sees a doctor by boinky33 11-09-02
You got to stop bursting into flames like that, Steve! But that's my power! And call me Captain Bursts Into Flames!	That's a dumb power! Can't you set other people on fire? ..........................	Just give me my pain killers!

 

CC 152: what? by boinky33 11-09-02
That's a great Halloween costume! It's Halloween?		AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Poor kitty.

 

Dirty by boinky33 11-09-02
FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP!	FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP!	Ever watch Christina Agularia's "Dirty" video with the sound off?

 

Apocalypse Later by boinky33 11-10-02
THE APOCALYPSE IS COMING!!!!!! No, that's not until 4:00......		Oh .... wanna go bowling?

 

CC 153: something by boinky33 11-11-02
boinky33 I can't believe it! I can maintain an erection again!		Oh, what a cute squirrel.

 

CC 153: captain bursts into flames by boinky33 11-11-02
Did you hear? I can catch on fire at any minute!	AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!	CHIPMUNKS!

 

CC 152: granny time by boinky33 11-11-02
Did you hear? I've gone deaf!	Oh, dear! That's horrible!	WHAT??????

 

CC 153: my dog ate this title by boinky33 11-11-02
I've got cancer- Say ferrets, baby!	Excuse me? Just say it!	F-Ferrets? Oh, yeah! (EJACULATING!)

 

CC 153: comic by boinky33 11-11-02
I can't go to the orgy with you tonight! I got a frog in my throat!		And a gerbil in my anus! Me too.

 

CC 153: bad news cowboys by boinky33 11-11-02
Not DexX characters but I don't care! The rotor turbines did generate gravitons by themselves! Oh, no!		What the racoon are you talking about?

 

CC 152: WeedleWeedle by boinky33 11-11-02
WeedleWeedle finally realized that no one likes him and he killed himself!	HeY BITCH!!!!11	OH NO! HE'S BACK! WhO wANts 2 TOUCH MY weasel?

 

CC 153: HOLY MOLY! by boinky33 11-12-02
Did you hear? Boinky33 won dcomposed's contest! HOLY MOLY!	Just then in Ohio Gophers.	Okay, dcomposed! Here's your 50 bucks! Sweet!

 

CC 153: DID YOU, BITCH?????? by boinky33 11-12-02
Did you hear? My mother fucked a Sloth in the ass using a strap-on!	WELL? .... DID YOU???? DID YOU, BITCH?????	Oh, wait. You're an elephant! he, he.

 

anus bomb 1 by boinky33 11-12-02
This is the police! Why did you tell me that? I'm just going to escape now!	Oh .... Um....	Pizza boy!

 

anus bomb 2 by boinky33 11-12-02
Nice try, coppers! You'll never catch .... PROF. DRAKE!!!!!!		Pizza boy!

 

anus bomb 3 by boinky33 11-12-02
I'm going now.		PIZZA BOY!!!!!!

 

anus bomb 4 by boinky33 11-12-02
The White House Mr. President! Prof. Drake escaped again! Did you try the pizza boy routine?	Yes.	Well, I'm fresh out of ideas!

 

anus bomb 5 by boinky33 11-12-02
Why do you want him, Mr. President? Because he holds a very dangerous weapon. A bomb to be exact!	How - Dangerous - Is - It? So dangerous that it could destroy the whole world!	That's not a very funny punchline! I'm not joking!

 

anus bomb 6 by boinky33 11-13-02
I got to get rid of this bomb .... But where can I store it?	Excuse me. Do you know where the bus stop is?	Bend over! I beg your pardon?

 

anus bomb 7 by boinky33 11-13-02
Sir, what are you doing? ......	*STUFF!* ...... *GLURPH!* AAAIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!	*SHCLURP!!!!!!* Stop clenching! OW! OW! OW! OW!

 

anus bomb 8 by boinky33 11-13-02
Was it good for you? What did you just insert into my anus?	A bomb ...... Anyway, I'm going to the movies later. Wanna come? Ok. What's playing? ......	I-Spy, Country Bears- WAIT A SECOND! ...... A BOMB????

 

anus bomb 9 by boinky33 11-13-02
Yeah, a bomb .... Woah! That reminds me: It's going off in a week! I better fuck off!		I'm gonna die.

 

anus bomb 10 by boinky33 11-13-02
Sir, we located the bomb! Good! Where is it?	Well, sir .... It's in an innocent man's .... Rectum.	EWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

anus bomb 11 by boinky33 11-13-02
10 minutes later For the last time, sir. I'm not kidding. So, it's really up his butt?	Yes, sir. You're kidding me, right?	No, sir. It's really up his ass?

 

anus bomb 12 by boinky33 11-13-02
Come on, come on......	I can't believe it!	Google couldn't find anything on: how to get explosive objects out of your ass!

 

anus bomb 13 by boinky33 11-13-02
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Uh .... A hot cheerleader from your school!	Oh, boy!	Hey! ...... You're not hot!

 

anus bomb 14 by boinky33 11-13-02
Steve was then captured and taken to an old shack What am I doing here? I dunno. All I know is that you're dangerous and I'm getting paid 12 bucks if I kill ya!	WHAT? Yeah, I know it sucks. Now hold still while I slice your head off!	I knew I should of tied him down or something.

 

anus bomb 15 by boinky33 11-13-02
I need a plan to get this bomb out of me! I know! I'll buy a whole lot of ex-lax and shit out the bomb!		Just thinking about it makes my ass hurt.

 

anus bomb 16 by boinky33 11-13-02
I'm sorry, but Steve ran away! Then you don't get your 12 bucks!	Aw, come on! I was going to buy you a chicken burger at KFC! Mmmmmmm!	Okay, but try to catch Steve and bring him to me ...... ALIVE!

 

anus bomb 17 by boinky33 11-14-02
I need to get to a store .... FAST!	WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!	And I did. How may I help you?

 

anus bomb 18 by boinky33 11-14-02
I'll have 100 packs of ex-lax please. We only sell stool softeners.	Oh ....	Then I'll take 200 packs of stool softeners! Paper of plastic?

 

anus bomb 19 by boinky33 11-14-02
Steve waits while the clerk goes to the back room Dum, dum, dum!	(pops up out of nowhere)	Fade to black (BAM!) AHHHHH! You're knocking me out with a frying pan!

 

401 by boinky33 11-14-02
Hey, boinky33! You just missed your 400th comic! Who gives a shit?	You always do a special comic after a hundred, but you were probably too busy jerking off your dog to notice!	Wanna fuck? meh.

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