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by shank
4-24-05
Hey satan, got a quick question...do you eat cheez whiz?
fuck no, i hate that shit, i eat mayonnaise, mang...fuckin' love that shit on my pickle sandwiches
weird-al is a pickle dicked cheese head, he's putting in his songs that you like cheez whiz.
let's fuck him up................ the ass!

 

by shank
4-26-05
hey lisa, get back here...
lisa, please come here! stop running damnit!
oh wait...that's not my pet monkey...now that i think of it, i dont even have a pet monkey.

 

by shank
4-26-05
dum dum dee
dee dee dum
RAHHHHHHHHHH
HOLY FUCK IT'S A GHOST

 

you canned me!
That's what happens when you dont know how to get out of your damn bucket and do something around here.
by shank, 4-26-05

 

by shank
4-26-05
i swear to god, i didnt touch shit!

 

by shank
4-26-05
I hope this raft i built takes us to shore, seems sturdy enough.
I appreciate how you've got me pinned down here so i dont roll off
i even built you a damn ramp.....which actually looks to be heading toward that massive waterfull!
Oh no! what are we going to do?!??!
thank god, dont worry about it, i equipped my half with a detatchable auto-inflating rubber raft....Sorry, only room for one! See ya! ha ha ha just kidding
aahhhh!

 

by shank
4-26-05
Grade 3 - show-and-tell
And for show-and-tell i bring this, my pumpkin i made the other day!
Any questions?
Yeah, umm what are you?
Im a pink donkey wrangler, what the fuck does it look like?
oh

 

by shank
4-26-05
please, can i have just one?
no
can i have two then?
no!
k how about just one then?

 

apparently it went *boom*
by shank, 4-26-05

 

And the winner ISSSSS......Not this guy, which happens to be our only contestant anyways.
by shank, 4-26-05

 

Hey look at that drop off, it's must be the end of the world! :'(
by shank, 4-27-05

 

Hey barbara! my penis is sticking to the side of my face again!
by shank, 4-27-05

 

hey phil, get in the damn house with the computer, no one cares that you have 512MB of RAM
by shank, 4-27-05

 

by shank
4-27-05
Hey guy
yo whuddup
what
go get my some updude
what's updude?
look down

 

by shank
4-29-05
Hey little girl, shouldnt you be sleeping?
I heard some rumbling down here so i thought i'd check it out.
Well, you better get to bed or you wont be getting that talking babydoll you wanted.
oh my god! you got me the Little Miss TalkyTalk?
fuck no, i was just hoping you'd get away from me.

 

by shank
4-29-05
ok, so what do you want?
hmm
i want that, and that....and that and that and that...annnnnnd that and that, oh and this...and this...i think thats it....oh wait, and this.
jesus christ woman, thank god im not paying for any of this.
you arent?

 

by shank
4-29-05
nope, nothing
still nothing
awww how sweet! that just warmed me right up.

 

by shank
4-29-05
so i was like to the teacher "give me back my yo-yo"
and she was all like "no, you were a bad boy, you'll get it after school!"
note to self: the statue does not talk back

 

by shank
4-29-05
ring-ring......................ring-ring
ring-ring......................ring-ring
ring-ring......................ring-ring
will someone answer that god damn phone? Jesus christ.

 

by shank
4-29-05
all these presents are mine
says who?
i says so, mom doesnt like you, im her bestest son
you are such a liar.
no---mine!
im sure that skirt and bikini was meant for lisa, plus, there's no way you are a size 1

 

peeing on poop is funny, ha ha ha
by shank, 4-29-05

 

by shank
5-20-05
hey satan, your wife wrote you a note...
what does it say?
go to hell, you bastard
she'll be back....when i tell god about her porn site

 

i fawted
did you eat firewood for breakfast?
by shank, 5-20-05

 

i fawted
did you have faggot for breakfast?
by shank, 5-20-05

 

lead teh way, half-a-beetle!
let me find my other half, first
by shank, 5-20-05

 

look what you did now, nigger
by shank, 5-20-05

 

wait a second...
hurry the fuck up, i can't sit here for ever
by shank, 5-20-05

 

by shank
6-22-05
i had 14 year old girls alllllll over me last night.
i couldnt find the damn lid for my blender

 

by shank
7-09-05
hey, my name is garfunkle, whats your name?
hey im jael
i think i fucked you before
dad?

 

by shank
7-09-05
hey tyler, what do you think about our neighbors?
not bad, not bad at all
yeah, they are fun to play with.
ha, well ya know, it gets kind of boring bowling with their heads after awhile.
yeah we should probably clean that up before it gets too suspicious.
let's take the dog for a "walk"

 

by shank
7-20-05
i will eat you alive
i hope you like the taste of little boys.
!
Fuck you nigger.

 

by shank
7-20-05
hey bigfrank, what's this i hear about you not being able to get laid?
i dont know man, i dont know what it is, im fucking 18 years old and no girl will fuck me. im worthless!
dude, just use roofies next time you are at a party...if they dont know about it, it's not illegal.
i have a better method.
oh yeah? what is that, exactly?
MURDER MURDER RAPE KILL KILL...they cant say shit to anyone, especially when their head isnt attached to their body.

 

by shank
7-20-05
hey bigfrank, what's this i hear about you not being able to get laid?
i dont know man, i dont know what it is, im fucking 18 years old and no girl will fuck me. im worthless!
dude, just use roofies next time you are at a party...if they dont know about it, it's not illegal.
i have a better method.
oh yeah? what is that, exactly?
Behold....

 

by shank
7-20-05

 

by shank
7-21-05
hey, circleface, check out this poem i wrote...
That's sick, this is more disgusting than that time i had sex with that dead hooker.

 

by shank
7-21-05
GOD DAMN YOU, DAMN YOU TO HELL! I MUST END MY LIFE NOW!
whoa...my drink just turned into a bunch of twinkies!

 

by shank
7-21-05
holy fuck, ted, check this out, i found a crop circle

 

by shank
7-21-05
why are you in here?
santa fucked my wife, so i killed all the elves and lit his beard on fire...what about you?
....
little timmy was showing me signs, i know it! no one ever believes the clown.
are you sure it wasnt a "stop" sign?

 

by shank
7-21-05
what in the fuck.

 

by shank
7-21-05
haha, that squirell has no ears
i seen that too, haha!

 

by shank
7-21-05
did you touch mrs. murdles boob too?

 

by shank
7-21-05
so how about it? come over for dinner.
....
oh come on, i have enough corn and potatoes for the both of us.
well, in that case......no.

 

by shank
7-21-05

 

by shank
7-23-05
so, i heard you were a virgin BIGfrank...i can change that for you. How about lunch, then we'll watch a movie at my place, eh? eh?
SHUT UP TYLER, YOU ARE SO GAY!
pick me up at 7?

 

by shank
7-23-05

 

by shank
7-23-05
this heat is KILLING me, wanna go for a slurpee?

 

...and that's how i ended my date with my 12 year old boyfriend.
by shank, 7-23-05

 

by shank
7-23-05
hay your stupid kid
hay yah i said your stupid kid
what ABOUT my stupid?
giddy up, faggot

 

by shank
7-24-05
stop thinking about it...just fucking kill yourself already, she doesnt love you.

 

by shank
7-28-05
murder is a sin
you are so lucky that god wasnt around when you murdered that little girl
fuck off jesus

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