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by xxausrottenxx
4-08-04
France
hi, is your name Harry Mc.Bentpenis?
Afghanistan
hi, are you osama bin laden?
USA
man, this place is da bomb!

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-08-04
England
i actually think soccer is for fags
Italy
so, you guys gonna kick Sicily or what?
Texas
im thinking about voting for Kerry

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-10-04
hehe, just call it bird shit little humans, just call it bird shit

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-12-04
free pop up blocker by pressing "yes"?
no.
shut up irony

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-13-04
jesus christ jon, you look horrible
i know, this whole job thing really has me wired on all the wrong things
cocaine?
no, old roseanne episodes

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-13-04
hey, you smell something
you mean like my passion for life burning away like so much ash
no, it smells like a cookout
and please dont be a sentimental homo, thats really annoying

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-13-04
agh, i dont want to go to work tomorrow
then dont, i quit work years ago, and look how i turned out
*sigh*

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-13-04
hey, is phil there?
no, hes out, you want me to give him a message
no, thats alright, i stop by later
why dont you come inside for a drink or something
nah i gotta get going
i see, the whole "not into cock" thing, ive heard it a million times

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-13-04
who was that chicken that answered your door
oh thats my cousin, he came over for the weekend
is he...
..yeah he just came for a visit from san fransico
oh nevermind

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-14-04
im hoping on rolling over my 401 k this year
what?

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-14-04
1
i think daredevil was the best movie ever
2
i never knew superman was in 3 Doors Down
3
Mr. Bean would make the best Aquaman

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-18-04
I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit.
Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas!
Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon.
Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?
i dont know, but you are one weird looking sybian

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-18-04
I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit.
Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas!
Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon.
Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?
and what's that brown stuff floating ab....eww

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-18-04
you're no fun anymore, you know
its the american business system, it turns people into drones
what? im sorry ive never watched star wars

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-18-04
you know if you got a girl, youd be alot less stressed
GET BACK TO WORK. STOP USING THE BATHROOM SO MUCH, WASH YOUR COAT, ANALYZE THIS DATE, I WANT THOSE FILES BY TOMORROW MORNING...
*sigh*
STOP WEARING UNDERWEAR AROUND THE HOUSE. BUY ME FLOWERS. WHY DONT YOU EVER LISTEN. STOP HANGING OUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS. DRIVE ME AROUND FOR 5 HOURS THEN REALIZING I LEFT MY COMPACT AT HOME...

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-18-04
Not Australian (poser). (<3 dcom)
i know you are but what am i?
Punk Rock!
no these are actually comics
straaaaaaaight edge? :X
damn! dropped the bowl, what does that one say?

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-18-04
Funna-Laff
thanks, wish i could say the same
Sexy Samaritan helping you get back teh star.
man when he finds out im a dude, its gonna be really awkward
may be rotten, but still quite good
please dont bring my mother into this

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-19-04
come on jon, dont be so down, there has to be someone you have your eye on
well, there is one girl ive thought was cute
whos that
jessica simpson
you havent been laid in a long time, have you?

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-19-04
come on jon, were going out on the town, theres bound to be someone for you
see that cute blonde over there, go work your magic
she has a atom's apple, phil
i didnt know women had....oh

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-19-04
its okay jon, you'll find a girl eventually, come on lets go get a drink
1 AM that night
oh jon! oh jon!
see i told him hed eventually find someone
hey there big boy, wanna have some fun
why yes i would, say whats that on your ne....shit

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-19-04
Word up, yo.
wow! vanilla ice makes comics?!?
he's xxausfunnyxx (Beaz)
and you xxausleftxx
So that's where all my punk went! ( <3 Match)
you must smell alot better now at least

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-19-04
xxxausgarbagexxx
you must be confused, im actually xxausrottenxx
His comics are not rotten.
yeah, but the blowjob you gave me last night was
I do not not think you're funny. ;) (UE)
and i think that this has a punchline ;)

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-20-04
maura, do you realize the problems you are going to have bearing the child of christ?
but...
at least you told him about it though, so you wont be punished
son, do you understand the problems you put that woman through
jesus christ, i dont understand why that bitch is complaining so much, her anus should have healed up days ago

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-20-04
GOD IS DEAD!
My dog is dead?

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-20-04
sucks for you, i dont even eat cereal

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-21-04
RAAR!!!
fuck

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-22-04
Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak
Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh....
And on the 8th day, god created acid rain
whoops...

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-22-04
Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak!
Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh....
oh, so thats how jizz turrets work

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-22-04
1
come back when the misfits write a song about you
2
serial killers are so 1990, go download some illegal mp3s, ya shmuck
3
well...this is embarassing

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-23-04
Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak!
Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh....
i dont like it when you talk dirty during sex

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-23-04
cigarettes kill five million a day
no, they dont
...
...
want a sticker?
meh

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-23-04
tobbacco companies think of nothing else other than getting kids to smoke
how would you know
i covertly spied on their meetings
no you didnt
would you believe me if i rented a truck and screamed it from a loudspeaker
yeah, i guess i would

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-23-04
i am so high
yeah that was good shit
hey i know where my dad's gun is, wanna play with it
no...im high...not on angel dust

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-25-04
praise the lord *click* and just add some more texture to the canvas here *click* and with just 3 easy payments of..*click*
sunday television blows
...and in other news pauly shore runs for governer of arkansas
That's the last straw! OW! OW!

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-25-04
have you ever felt looked down upon
no, why ever would you ask
...dickhole

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-25-04
private, whats the word on the enemy
they're advancing quickly, it doesnt look good
damn, wasnt counting on that
what should we do, seargent?
fuck if i know, lets go beat our women and drink moonshine
Moh.

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-25-04
ahh, come on, come on
notice:StripCreator.com site overload
geez, this guy is im-fucking-possible
site implosion in 10 seconds
poisoned?!? ah fucking hell
User Bazilla has returned

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-25-04
wanna 'come' over later
That is the craziest thing I ever saw.
oh noonie, you are so wonderful

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-26-04
hangin out by the water cooler, jon?
yeah, just relieving some stress
what does that mean, and why are your hands down your pa...
oh...

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-26-04
so, you thinkin about askin darla on a date?
i dont know, i think i may be out of her league
nah, i dont think so
i mean, you both have penises

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-26-04
heads up, the boss' kid is touring the office
shit, she's heading right towards us, dont worry ill handle this
... oh and dont mind him, hes retarded

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-28-04
phil, i dont remember times square looking like this
yeah, they must have really cut back
or maybe it was just because i read the map upside down
nah

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-28-04
NO I AM A PARANORMAL MONSTER!
oh is that what you are?
EVERYBODY RUN! TED NUGENT IS BACK FROM THE DEAD!
HAHAHA....what?

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-28-04
say phil, if this really is times square should fred savage be begging around here somewhere?...phil?
RAAR!
look, for the last time, im not a white supremicist, you KKK guys just dont understand that

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-28-04
hey
phil, whats going on, we're not in times square
yeah i know, but at least i found a graveyard we can hide from that creepy ghost
i mean, because the absolute last place a ghost would look is a graveyard, right jon...right?

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-28-04
hhm, i guess we are safe here, but did you leave me by myself when the ghost came
i was giving you hand signals
but i had my back turned
its not like i have eyes in the back of my head
you dont?

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-28-04
i think one of us should go back for the car
why dont we both go
so the ghost doesnt get both of us
that's terrible logic
so i guess you wouldnt wanna hear how i left a trail of crumbs here so we'd know how to leave, wouldnt you?

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-28-04
well, okay...ill go get the car, just dont die in the meantime
can do
man, this place sure is creepy, its something right out of R L Stine...except this isnt gay
whoooo
THIS IS TEH SPOOKY PART!!!!!1!!1!!
who's there?

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-28-04
IT IS ME, YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THIS TIME
what are you going to do to me, something gruesome i suppose
OH YES VERY GRUESOME
welcome back to carrot top live in houston!
Moh.

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-28-04
meanwhile
man, jon should be getting back soon, he's been gone for a while
sir do you know where to get to...
AAAAAAAHHHHH!!
sir?

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