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by Beeko180
10-02-08
Get ready to pounce.

 

by Beeko180
10-02-08
This is all your fault!

 

by Beeko180
10-02-08
OH MY GOD WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Screams of terror can be heard from all over the office building....
This is all Ted's fault you see.
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR SLEEPING WITH MY GIRLFRIEND TED!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
10-02-08
I'm sorry but you're going to have to be in chicken nuggets Mr. Ambassador sir.
Bruck Bark?
Too bad. They Like the 2 goats for a dollar special. We can't get rid of it if they like it.
And?
Why do you have to cook us?

 

by Beeko180
10-02-08
Put it right there
Right here?
Yes, Right there.
Now. How did that feel?

 

I'll give you a packet of weed for a chupa chupa.
by Beeko180, 10-02-08

 

by Beeko180
10-02-08
Your in trouble missy.
Hey look it's another hair follicle!
It appears to be a strand of-

 

by Beeko180
10-02-08
Let Me show you something............... ...................................

 

by Beeko180
10-02-08
Hmmmmm.
Hrmmmmmm. Very Interesting.
He has two eyes.

 

by Beeko180
10-02-08
At least he died the way he always fantasized. Taking Cyanide.
It wasn't me.
What's his dosage maam?

 

by Beeko180
10-02-08
OH GOD THE PAIN!!!!!!!!!!
OH PLEASE NO MORE!!!!!!!!!
THE AGONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Burning in Hell isn't so bad!

 

by Beeko180
10-02-08
Roll over!
Ok.
Again!
But if I do I'll fall off the bed!
I said roll over or I'll rip your guts out and eat your entrails for desert!
Oh Jeez!

 

by Beeko180
10-02-08
What would you like for Christmas little girl?
I wanna pony and a bike and a gameboy and a bunny and a DS and an XBox and a baby born set and a barbie's Dreamhouse toy set and a girly lego set and a................
What would you like for christmas Hillbilly Jim?
A dead rat.
What would you like for Christmas Suicide Guy?
A life fatty! A life!

 

by Beeko180
10-02-08
[Fart]
The End By James.
I hope that doesn't leak to the press.

 

by Beeko180
10-02-08
So Bob, Have you realized how hot it is lately?
How could it be hot we're under the freaking Sea for god sakes. Now if you'll excuse me, i have some business to take care of.
God, It's Hot.
I wish people would stop telling me meaningless things.........

 

by Beeko180
10-02-08
So, what's been happening lately Donnie?
Well, Ever since Easter has come to town the Easter Bunny has been acting really odd.
Why Whatever do you mean?
Meanwhile............
What?!

 

by Beeko180
10-02-08
?
It appears a fish.
Good thing fish can't talk otherwise he'd be screaming.
Why I am NOT a baby!
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
10-02-08
Come on Bob! We're gonna miss the big annual parade!
I'd rather die at the marty grar parade and have gays lick my body than go to that stupid festival! What are they raising the money for this year?
Breast Cancer.
pfth! Chicken Pox My blue blenders!
You weren't listening to a word I said! weren't you?!
Lets go to the stupid parade.

 

by Beeko180
10-02-08
Bill continues to gather friends to march the annual parade.
Oh but you HAVE to go Shelly! You just HAVE to!
Fine! Anything to shut your big Kaboose!
Too bad Crabby. Come on lets go.
So . Will you go Clappy?
Yeah sure, as long as it has food I'll go.

 

by Beeko180
10-02-08
Come on donnie, if you come I'll let you buy some cotton candy at the treats stand.
Really?! You've got a deal!
So what do you say?
I say, when you kiss my face!
[mwa] how 'bout now?
Honestly I really didn't think you'd be that desperate. Sure I'll come.

 

by Beeko180
10-02-08
So, will you march with my friends?
*sqwark*
Good Boy. Here's a treat.
[mwa]

 

by Beeko180
10-02-08
While I'm with you can you come to the parade and marchj with me and my friends.
Sounds great!
Are you sure you want to go?
Anythings better than sitting around here watching clown fish make jokes about supernovas and the helium in the big bang and other weird things....

 

by Beeko180
10-02-08
So Ted will you go?
You're gay.
I know but will you go?
You're gay.

 

by Beeko180
10-02-08
Sow will you be the first ever dead chinese kid to march in the big annual parade?
I'M NOT DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah sure I'll come.

 

by Beeko180
10-02-08
Ladess 'nd Gentelmuns Let oos star' teh parade!
WOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shut up! Can't you see I'm trying to pull this thing outta my- Frank! I thought I told you to stop fiddling with that thing!

 

by Beeko180
10-02-08
And the March begins!
I'M NOT FREAKING DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was wrong about this being better!
This has become a complete fiasco! At least we're all looking forward to the big carnival after the march!
Where's my cotton Candy?!!!
SQUAWK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
10-02-08
And the parade is almost over.
I'm definitely NOT going to this stupid parade again.
I did not agree to this!!!!!
Oh boy I just can't wait for those iced cola slushies!
When will this End! Oh God When!
Where's the god damn food!

 

by Beeko180
10-02-08
He's gay, He's gay, He's gay, He's gay, He's gay, He's gay, He's gay, He's gay, He's gay, He's gay, He's gay, He's gay,
Would you stop ringin' that thing already!
Ring-A-Ding-Ding!
Now that the big parade is over let us begin: The Carnival!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
10-03-08
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1000 years later............
Will this guy ever stop talking!
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by Beeko180
10-03-08
Is that a Pink donkey?
Moo-Mee
Or is it a cow?
Moo-Bee
Moovie? You wanna see a Moovie?
MOO!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
10-03-08
Oh my god. It is a dragon.
This is the worst play I've ever been in.
Someone. Please. Save me.
This stupid acting career has gotten me nowhere!
Silence! For this is not the first time that you; The Mighty Dragon Have spoken!
Oh Jeez. This is SO cramping my style!

 

by Beeko180
10-03-08
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Rolls.
Rolls who?
My Father Rolls the carpenter. If you know what I mean.

 

by Beeko180
10-03-08
Have you ever wondered about if We aren't alone!!!!!
Figuratively speaking, that's a load of poop.

 

by Beeko180
10-03-08
In an Elevator................
I remember the time when I broke my mother's leg off and used it as a spoon for my papy's homemade porridge.
I can't even begin to describe how much of a lunatic you are.

 

by Beeko180
10-03-08
Despicable
Huh?
In my day we didn't have cloths for hair. We had what they used to call a scalp with dog fur comin' out of it.
It's not a cloth. It's a Turban.
[sarcastic voice] Sure it is. Hey! Here's a good one. My head is not bald. It is............... bald?

 

by Beeko180
10-03-08
YOU'RE SO Small!
It should be, Cos I shaved it this mornin'

 

by Beeko180
10-03-08
Still living in the 80's
Back in the days of yore, those didn't look that big.
[Slap]
Big Nose.
*CRUNCH*
I think I found My lost Tooth halfway up my Schnozz.

 

by Beeko180
10-03-08
Wanna kiss?
Whatever happened to the days when gays would be shot for asking that question?
They died out when 5 year olds started going to strip joints and toddlers started making love with lamp posts.

 

by Beeko180
10-03-08
You should take after your Father. Bald, Fat and stupid.
*THWAK*
Are you alright dad?
What the Crazy Old Man is seeing:
Who turned out the lights?!

 

by Beeko180
10-03-08
Hi and Welcome to Mc. Honker's
I'd like a Honker Meal please. Oh, with a pickle in the burger, make that two. No three. No! A dozen! Yes a dozen pickles on my burger with a Honker Meal!
I'm sorry sir. But We don't make Honker Meals anymore.
Aren't you Sniff-My-Kazooe the clown?
Instead we pick our noses take out the Boogers, wrap them in pastry and sell them as Little Green things wrapped in pastry.
I'll take one of those and a diet coke!
That'll be $5 sir.

 

by Beeko180
10-03-08
As we walk along the scenes of treshville we come across many familiar figures, we come across dead bodies rolling over in their own poop we come across marvin gaye lying on the ground dead with a gun
in his hand. I'm sure that not many of you know this but Elvis Presley just took a poo on my front lawn! And as we pass the sgregated box of white with a yellow box I wonder: Are we alone?
No we're not. There are other idiots out there.
Neigh! I'm a pretty pony! Neigh!
Gloop woop chooga chooga joop jeep Warble larble loo wigidiggy break it down futher cheezeo wiki wiki wikiwow. GLOOP WOOP CHOOGA CHOOGA JOOP JEEP WARBLE LARBLE LOO WIGIDIGGY BREAK IT DOWN FUTHER CHEEZ

 

by Beeko180
10-03-08
I'm sorry man.
For what?
I took a bad one on your front lawn.
Eh. Seems reasonable to do so.
I'm sorry man. I Did a No. 1 on your front lawn.

 

by Beeko180
10-03-08
Ladies and gentleman we must join together
Together!!!
In
In!!!
*THWAK* *THUMP*
Righteousness.
I think I have a collapsed lung.

 

by Beeko180
10-03-08
Oh Hello Kitty. You are one cute cat.
What's on the guide. Hrmmmmm
Yay Tellietubbies are on next!

 

by Beeko180
10-03-08
It's amazing how long those two have been in that room together. Don't you think?
I doubt that you even know what they actually Are Doing!
OHHH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOWER!!!!!! LOWER!!!!!!!
I doubt that I Even know what they're doing in there......

 

by Beeko180
10-03-08
Uhhh. Ms. Stoner I was wondering if you could file these tax reports for Mr. Chen?
Let me think about it. Jus turn around and count to 10.
Ok. 1...2...3...4...5 ...6...7...8...9...10! Now wha- Where'd she go?!
Your such a douchebag Chuck.

 

by Beeko180
10-04-08
Chen talks to his new girlfriend in bed........
I am so glad that we haven't bought a house that doesn't have dead bodies in it!
Inside the Walls
Did you hear about Frank getting married to Dora?
No. But I am So There!
At least I hope we haven't.........

 

by Beeko180
10-04-08
Chen goes to the Museum............
This is the worst 5 bucks I've ever spent!

 

by Beeko180
10-04-08
Hey Chen! Let's have an office party! Hey everyone! Let's have an OFFICE PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, seems reasonable.
And the Office party begins!
Conga Conga Cong-ga!
Conga! Conga! Cong-ga!
Conga Conga Cong-ga
Conga Conga Cong-ga

 

by Beeko180
10-04-08
Conga Conga Cong-ga
Conga Conga Cong-ga
Conga Conga Cong-ga
Conga Conga Cong-ga
Conga Conga Cong-ga
Conga Conga Cong-ga

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