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by Commander_t
7-05-07
Amish would like to thank all those who've commented on his comics in the forums (and a few emails). I've been almost 2 1/2 years at this, finally reaching the goal of 400 comics;
later than I'd like, yes, but fulfilling nonetheless. A new series 'On the Road...' (not to be confused with Jack Kerouac) became the 400th strip. I thought it was pretty funny
and along with all my other comics, I hope you enjoy them. They may not be out as often, but I'll try to make them good enough for your enjoyment. Thanks, Amish.

 

by Commander_t
11-04-07
*Oink*
You know Piggy, I like Bacon.
*Oink?*
Yes, Piggy Bacon.
*Oink!*
Aw!, come back so I can dissolve you in my natural juices!!

 

by Commander_t
11-04-07
Captain's Log: Elevated oxygen content, 99% forested land mass and fire don't bode well for this planet. At least it wasn't me that destroyed the planet...
Beam me up, Skippy! QUICK!! *cough, cough* Gotta kick the habit...

 

by Commander_t
11-04-07
*Oink?*
Uh, Piggy... things are getting kind of weird between the two of us...
*oink...*
...people are starting to talk... terrible things, thoughts. They say it can't work... a human and a pig...
*oink...?*
You know we wanted to prove them wrong, but it just can't be Piggy, it can't... I've found someone else... a Hotdog Bun... I hope you'll be happy for us...

 

by Commander_t
11-06-07
When life gets you down...
When your wife leaves you for another woman or you're given the cold shoulder by Pedro in shipping...
Remember one thing: It could be WORSE...

 

I KNOW what's funny...
by Commander_t, 11-23-07

 

by Commander_t
11-23-07
If that hideous thing knew the pain I'm in...!
Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah...!

 

by Commander_t
11-23-07
You see this hand? This is my War Wound... from Nam. One day, I'm going to pass this on to you.
Wait a minute. Do I know you? Is that you Ted?
Damn... you must be psychic or something. Ted isn't happy though. Says you don't give him respect.
Who? The fish? The fish is dead.
NO! THE /KING/ IS DEAD!! BUT TED SAID HE LIVES IN KALAMAZOO!!
Please sir. Don't kill me...

 

by Commander_t
11-24-07
You know...
...your test results will be far diffrent tomorrow from what they are now.

 

by Commander_t
2-17-08
HOLA!! I'm your President, Mis- HEY! What are you doing?! QUIT IT!!
What? You don't like...?
I WANT MY MOMMY...!!!
Just relax... everything will be over shortly...

 

by Commander_t
2-17-08
Ho, ho ho...
Ho..... ho......
Huh...

 

by Commander_t
2-17-08
AWW!! JESUS CHRIST!!!
Who did you expect, Abe Vigoda...?

 

by Commander_t
3-07-08
Captain's Log... ooh... emo... er, I'll let you do your thing, just try not to hurt anything...
Dammit Skippy, that was too close...!

 

You wouldn't mind being my backside, would you...?
*bawk bawk?*
by Commander_t, 3-08-08

 

by Commander_t
3-09-08
I might be a little paranoid, but don't you think it's a little suspicious that people are staring at us...
I mean, I'm a slightly retarded horse-thing and you... well, you're wearing a chicken for pants... some people might find that disturbing.
Disturbing? HA!! This turkey dinner made from my turkey underpants is disturbing.

 

by Commander_t
4-13-08
*whew*
What's up, Mario?
Dang! I got your lincoln log down, finally! It was this long!!
Pack it up Super Mario, or you wont be feeling so super...

 

by Commander_t
4-15-08
... And I said it was this long!
Damn. You're sure you said it the way I told you? You could have gotten retarded between getting the joke and telling it.
Aww, come on! I told it right, I swear!
Still, either they're freakishly dense or you're freakishly retarded... Er, you're happy to see me, aren't you?
Uh, yeah...
RUN AWAY!

 

by Commander_t
4-15-08
Captain's Log:
You've got porn!!
HALLELUJAH!! I DON'T HAVE TO GET RAPED NIGHTLY FROM THAT DAMN ROBOT ANYMORE!!!
Come on, you've got porn!!
DON'T DO THIS TO ME SKIPPY! I HATE YOU!!
You know you want to click the porn!

 

You didn't hear anything. You got that?
by Commander_t, 4-15-08

 

by Commander_t
4-15-08
DUDE...! Chicken paants...
....awesome....

 

by Commander_t
4-15-08
I'm feeling quite good today. The voices told me to stop banging my head into your door earlier. Then-- viola!-- you open the door. I thought, it must be love. Shannon...
I love you... I'm afraid Shannon. I'm afraid you wont love me, because I don't have... yes, let your mind wander Shannon. I wont embarass you like all those other times...
Shannon, you love me, right? Shannon? Shannon...? My God... I want to die...

 

by Commander_t
4-15-08
HAHA!
That's funny! You didn't try to rape that dingbat owl, did you?
Well, hey... I get kinda lonely when I get away from the farm here...
You sick perv...!
Later...
Concussion make muh bren funnuh...
Floyd, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to lete you go. I never liked you from the get-go...

 

by Commander_t
4-17-08
I want to suck your blood!!
Hey man. Don't get crazy on me. I was in Nam... You don't get crazy on me, I get crazy on you...
Maybe just a little?
Naw... I don't think so. It's a good song though...
What song?
Crazy on you... cause it's about to go down and IMMA GET CRAZY ON YOU!! Ok?

 

by Commander_t
4-17-08
*moo*
*squeak*
*moo*
*squeak*
*moo*
*squeak*

 

by Commander_t
4-17-08
alerbesbeltus
What was that sonny?
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!
Oh, my...!

 

by Commander_t
4-17-08
Sensors indicate a hot chick! Checking the linguistic database, yes... *ahem* Hey baby...
*pfft* I don't like foreigners...
I assure you ma'am, that I am a legal citizen with noe sexually transmitted diseases. Now, get naked!

 

by Commander_t
9-25-08
OHMYGODOHMYGOD!!! WHAT DO WE DO?!
Stay calm, woman. The Can Man is here!
Wha-
I have three hundred tons of steel here, all of them between me and certain death. Heh... it's not what /we're/ going to do, it's what /you're/ going to do...
Wha- d- wha--

 

by Commander_t
9-25-08
No one could see him, he was invisible...
The birds wish they could be like him, so they could eat some more...
He looks at them and they to him, he wished he could be invisible...

 

by Commander_t
9-25-08
Special Wally's first day at his new job...
Good God, man! Look at that mess on the floor! Have you any decency?!
I mean, she's only been here five minutes longer than yourself! ...you could've waited for Christ's sake!
gleep...

 

by Commander_t
4-12-09
WOO!! ROCK!! LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!! ROCK!!
Rocking.

 

by Commander_t
8-05-09
The good Knight, believing in all things chivalrous, contemplated only briefly the proposal brought on by the drunkard before him;
however, there was simply no way in which he could do what the poor man had asked of him. So, the good Knight answers the drunkard in a not so chivalrous manner:
Nope! No sir! You're not getting in my pants!!
ahhh!, jerk!! ahhh ohhh eee eh ugh...

 

by Commander_t
8-05-09
EEEEWWAAA!!!
*gurgle**gurgle*
EEEEWWAAA!!!
*gurgle**gurgle*
EEEEWWAAA!!!
*gurgle**gurgle*

 

by Commander_t
8-05-09
I need sustenance...! Or else... I will die!!
Dude, AWESOME! Can I get my three wishes now or later?

 

by Commander_t
8-05-09
Hola citizen! It is I, your President, Mr. President!! Whoa...! This isn't my job, no!! I'm too smart for this!

 

I HUNGER!!!
by Commander_t, 8-05-09

 

by Commander_t
8-05-09
Can I interest you in the religion of Christianity?
No naked dude hung up. I worship Tom Cruise!

 

by Commander_t
8-08-09
So is bin sturtins muh firs da et wurk when theh be sayin is cants be a creechur thingee. is likes nos yuh cants do thets tah mes!
But then thehs dids! sos any whos is here now en stufs ready ta do stufs. is feelin likes dancin!
Aww whom is kiddins! is aint no dancers!

 

by Commander_t
8-08-09
*chirp*
Is this Carl Herlihan's cubicle? Are you Carl Herlihan?
*chirp*
I don't speak bug. Do you know Carl Herlihan? It is of the uttmost importance of the federal government that this letter be delivered to him.
*chirp*
DAMMIT CARL! If you're in there, give me some sort of sign so I can blow this thing away!

 

by Commander_t
8-09-09
You think you're better than me...
You're not...
Ha! You spontaneously combusted! Loser!

 

by Commander_t
8-09-09
Your velcro shoe is untied.
Wha-?
Nerd!

 

by Commander_t
8-13-09
Hola!! It's me, your president, Mr. President! I'd like to talk to you about my new health care package you're in need of.We need health care reform, and we need it now! What say you citizen?
*glub* *glub*
I don't speak fishian. But I promise you, sir, that we'll be taking a hard look at immigration reform as soon as we get you under my medical plan!

 

by Commander_t
8-13-09
You are getting sleepy...!
I said sleepy, not retarded!

 

by Commander_t
8-13-09
I told you, I don't know how I got to be here in Iranaqistan!
Don't lie to me sonny! I know when a person is up to no good! Now, what are you doing here?!
I don't know!
That's not good enough! It's off to the pokey with you!
This cell is slimy! Ewww....!!
Say hello to your new boyfriend, Pedro! Haha!!

 

by Commander_t
8-13-09
Hello, ma'am, I'm with the Death Panel. Are you about to die?
Why, no sonny! I'm in the best health of my 89 years! I was juust on my way to my three times a week jiu-jitsu class.
Are you sure you're not going to die ma'am?
I'm about as sure of that as I'm sure I can kick your butt all over the place!
I want my mommy!

 

by Commander_t
8-14-09
Hmmm... this problem is going to require some heavy duty thinking.
Whatever. I want to talk about overthrusters this time.
Overthrusters aren't real. Now-
Yeah they are, I just created one five seconds ago! Look!
Well, at least there's one brain left to figure this problem of science out!

 

by Commander_t
8-14-09
I hope he picks me! I hope he picks me!
Dude, you're hired. Get in the van.
Oh thank you, thank you, thank you!! Thank you for the job!
I hope you like fixing golden showers.
Uh....

 

by Commander_t
8-16-09
Awww!!! Holy dang! Whats I do?! Whats I do?! I took a poo and nows its you!
hdfhguwfeg... Ji-Jimmy, Jimmy help me! Something's not right here! Ahhh! It hurts alot, but when you ate me, I thought that was it!
I knews thet thurs somethings comin outs en all, Is dint know it was gonna be my breaksfasts!
I know, Jimmy. I'm the breakfast of champions.
Aww, thats okies! Is aints gots noes problems eatin yas agin!
Jimmy-? Dear God, HAVE MERCY!!!

 

by Commander_t
8-26-09
Hello...
I HUNGER!! FEED ME THE CHILD!!

 

by Commander_t
9-24-09
Hand me the child. I shall teach it the ways of the Can Man.
Uh...
No fear wom-er... yeah... I'm a Man in a Can. I know things.
What sort of things?
I know how good baby back ribs taste... dang.

 

by Commander_t
9-24-09
No way...
Amish, that was terrible. That last comic was disgusting! How are you supposed to make good comics when you make crappy comics instead?!
Oh... uh...
I mean, here I am, Space Judas, ready to do battle with Space Jesus in the most awesomest epic sci-fi comic stripcreator has ever seen!
Er... wow...
It's like you've pimped creativity out to the highest bidder! God! What an imbicile! God!, I might have even gotten a better deal! Sad, sad man!

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