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Long Absence XIII by Gryffalio 3-10-07
Your History teacher, Harold Shipman,	A multi-hunter, the psycho munchkin,	A GoCi clone, and ANTJIE mwuhaha!

 

Long Absence XIV by Gryffalio 3-10-07
muwhahaha, good luck, sucker! shit	Right... Ok all I need to do is defeat 6 uber-scary massive evil guys without dying myself... ok no sweat...	Hey who turned out the lights?!!

 

Long Absence XV by Gryffalio 3-10-07
Now this won't hurt a bit, just let me give you this vaccination aiiieee get away from me! *jumps onto a light-fixing*	Now, don't overreact, I just want a 12,000 word essay on why Death is not a pathetic little guy in a hood in 5 minutes or you die. Its perfectly reasonable... How the hell did you get up there?! I'm on a fucking ceiling-light :| *swings through the air and lands on top of a gaming-machine*	MR. NICHOL! EEP!

 

Long Absence XVI by Gryffalio 3-10-07
oops... wtf was that :o	oh no they'll beable to see me!	....crap Where d'you think YOU'RE going MULTI SCUM?!

 

Long Absence XVII by Gryffalio 3-10-07
		A minute later in a strange alley in a small alley in Death's domain now hold still and this won't hurt too much... until your eternal torment begins ofc...

 

Long Absence XVIII by Gryffalio 3-10-07
	Right my turn >=] erm... no	A short journey to a nearby lake and Gryff has shaken the six off...

 

Long Absence XIX by Gryffalio 3-10-07
I wonder how much longer I can hold my breath for...	oh well at least i've shaken the others off

 

Long Absence XX by Gryffalio 3-10-07
		After enlisting the help of a turtle and a dolphin named mart, Gryff escapes to a random house near the river oh fs :| well Mr.Nichol we are stupid aren't we, this is an alternative entrance to Death's Domain

 

Long Absence XXI by Gryffalio 3-10-07
	Now go bum up to a math-book or something ouch	Down the corridor and there appears to be no way out Follow the Liiiight not good...

 

Long Absence XXII by Gryffalio 3-10-07
wtf... who said that?	Wait.. theres a small crack down here..	AAAAIIIIIEEEEE

 

Long Absence XXIII by Gryffalio 3-10-07
Five Minutes Later... *thud*	Hmm wheres that lighter...	ouch... hey whats that in the window

 

Long Absence XXIV by Gryffalio 3-10-07
wtf... I fell through a pit on earth into a house orbiting earth? :|	Or was Death's Domain somewhere else? i'm so confused :|	Multi Scum!

 

Long Absence XXV by Gryffalio 3-10-07
Look into my eyes not around my eyes look into my eyes	... GoCi are great GoCi are kings GoCi are GODS	uuuuuuuu GoCi Kings duuuuuuh mwuhahahaha

 

Long Absence XXVI by Gryffalio 3-10-07
ARGH a random nun i'm SO CONFUSED o_0 hi Gryff, don't worry we're going to help you	I'm going insane :| Gryff I told you to follow the light, why did you squeeze down a dark crevace?	THERE WASN'T ANY LIGHT Yes there was, didn't you bother looking up? there was a LIGHT on the ceiling you idiot... your the worst hint-taker ever

 

Long Absence XXVII by Gryffalio 3-10-07
GREAT! I'm now insane AND being insulted by a NUN! aha Michael has finished...		Follow me Gryff

 

Long Absence XXVIII by Gryffalio 3-10-07
woah...	How could anything possibly go wrong?

 

Long Absence XXIX by Gryffalio 3-10-07
Welcome, Gryff, to Eden This is Eden??? Its pretty sinister isn't it?	Well, i'd better get back to work Ofc not as sinister as the Pentagon... They seem so incapable of doing a real job they must be planning something...	ofc they're in cahoots with France, all that rubbishy 'liberty' crap, I mean who do they think they're kidding?...

 

Long Absence XXX by Gryffalio 3-10-07
Five days later... AND THOSE BLOODY SCOUSERS CHEATED FFS... anyway did I tell you what I think about the pentagon? yes, Gryff, you did. *sigh*	I'll tell you again incase I missed something- Gry-	They do such a crap job in Iraq, I have come to the conclusion that they are actually exceedingly clever and just PRETEND to be stupid to cover up for something... Bye, Gryff.

 

Long Absence XXXI by Gryffalio 3-10-07
A short *zap* later... feck, it couldn't get much worse could it? There's no way off this island	oh well	NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! DAMN YOU ANGEL-GUY! Gryff did told you about time I made ForgottenSoldiers and splated Haighy goodly?

 

Long Absence XXXII by Gryffalio 3-10-07
*sigh* how the hell am I gonna get off this island...	Gryff I cold need to snuggle to keep warm tonight	GTFO... PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME PLEEEAAASSSE BEFORE I KILL KYTHEROID

 

Long Absence XXXIII by Gryffalio 3-11-07
hmm I sure I saw some stranded people on this island :\	fs why did it have to be Gryff *sigh* LIQ THANK GOD YOU'RE A LIFE-SAVER!!! KYHEROID WANTS TO SNUGGLE AND HE KEEPS RAVING ABOUT FORGOTTENSOLDIERS I'LL CATCH U UP ON YOUR SHIP!!! CYA	eep... GTFO o_0 GRYFF WAIT UP!!! lo liq, u heared about when i leaded fs but i quit cuz i didnt wanna have bothered with leading it more, we were awesome... wanna snuggle?

 

Long Absence XXXIV by Gryffalio 3-11-07
Right, thanks for the lift liq :P Btw you know we should really remake an alliance in PIA or SPM... All thats missing is AUS :|	We'd be awesome and we'd pwn so much, btw I moved your ship toward RIV's island so we can pay him a visit before you go home... hope you don't mind?? he'd be a good officer... Gryff I give you ten seconds!	FS... well atleast he gave me this cool pink rubber-dingy :P I should be back within... erm... a month or something... if I don't die of starvation

 

Long Absence XXXV by Gryffalio 3-11-07
Meanwhile on Gryff's Planet in SPM... WE'VE LOST ANOTHER!!!		WHERE THE HELL IS GRAND OVERLORD GRYFF???!!!! HE SHOULD BE ORGANISING THE DEFENCE! INCOMING!!!!!

 

Bad Results by Gryffalio 3-11-07
Hey, erm, what are you doing in the bin sir? I CAN'T GO ON!!!!!	Why not? Because everythings the wrong way round... you got A's in your exams and your an idiot and all the clever kids I enjoyed teaching got D's and E's	erm... so what? I HATE YOU AND WANT YOU TO DIE ITS NOT FAIR WHY'D YOU HAVE TO DO WELL?!!!

 

Long Absence XXXVI by Gryffalio 3-11-07
hey, what are you doing in an ocean in a random pink rubber-dingy? I- er... fell overboard and they threw a dingy after me so I could cath them up later... I didn't get thrown overboard for being annoying- honest	Oh, ok. So you don't need any help? I was just about to sail back to the portal to my planet in SPM... Oh well... yeah sure they won't mind	KK, you wanna join my alliance btw? I'm Alpha. BOOYA GET IN!!! I FINALLY FOUND A SPM ALLIANCE :D

 

Long Absence XXXVII by Gryffalio 3-11-07
Back at Gryff's planet... w... t.... f.... GRAND OVERLORD GRYFF!!!	The war rages on... WTH happened here... I was only gone a little while! We tried to hold them off sir... but they're in 30man alliances and we're all alone...	Well we're in an 8man alliance now... so we have some help, rally the men rebuild the scan-centres and get training the workers! *SPLAT* sir I think I need a medic

 

Alpha's Long Absence (yes the last arc is finished now :P) by Gryffalio 3-11-07
Hey dyou know where Alpha is? It's just its been about a week and i've not seen him at all... the public channel is empty too :| No I've not seen him either	GoCi Gods.... Duuuuuuuuhhhh *drools* Gryff are you alright?	What? Yeah ofc I am... why? whatsup? .... nothing

 

Back to SPM I by Gryffalio 3-11-07
Finally Gryff has got back and can lead his planet in SPM... Now to steal his orbs and artifact! mwuhahahaha! Gryff, you can't hit that planet... a guy in its galaxy just joined us! Recall quickly!	WHAT?! THIS WAS GONNA BE MY FIRST PROPER ATTACK OF THE ROUND ON TICK 400~ ffs why does it happen whenever I attack... wonder who joined us... We'll open a visual on the comm-screen	The comm-screen brings a live-feed from HQ... oooh a camera... HI GRYFF! I JOINED THE ALLIANCE... CAN YOU HEAR ME ALRIGHT?!

 

Back to SPM II by Gryffalio 3-11-07
*crash*	*spray* *pffffft*

 

Back to SPM III by Gryffalio 3-11-07
The burning spaceship crashes to earth...	Gryff did you hear?! Your spaceship crashed on my planet!!! How could you let this happen?! damn... quickly... i'll lock myself in the toilet...	SORRY LIQ... I NEED THE TOILET I'LL TALK LATER... TBH UR BLOWING THIS OUT OF ALL PROPORTION... IT CAN'T HAVE DONE THAT MUCH DAMAGE!

 

Back to SPM IV

JACKPOT!! Mwuhahahaha!!

by Gryffalio, 3-11-07

 

The Nerd-off I by Gryffalio 3-12-07
Welcome to our LIVE MONDAY FIGHT-NIGHT!!! In tonight's Five-Round Nerd-off....	In the Red-Corner... The Raging Rant-Machine.... GRYFF! BOOYA! *thrusts crotch*	And in the Blue-Corner... The Super Star Wars Steamer (get it?.. trains? :P) STEVE! I kick yo' ass man.. fo' sho' ma homie!

 

The Nerd-off II by Gryffalio 3-12-07
Guess what I have? THE INDIANNA JONES TRILOGY MWUHAHAHAHA BEAT THAT! Yeah...	ALL THREE IN BOX-SET ON DVD MOFO! Yeah well I have them too....	damnit! PLUS...

 

The Nerd-off III by Gryffalio 3-12-07
PLUS THE A-TEAM!	Argh TWO SERIES ON DVD HAHA! I LOVE IT WHEN A PLAN COMES TOGETHER!	First blood goes to Gryff in Round Two argh! mwuhahaha I AINT GETTIN' IN NO PLANE FOO'!

 

The Nerd-off IV by Gryffalio 3-12-07
Round Three... Can Steve fight back? Oh yeah?! Did I tell you about Star-Wars Empire at War? I love it I've got every mod ever made... I even submitted some fanart for it- NOOOOO! STAR WARS o_0	Gryff's on the backfoot And the Star Wars movies... I have every single one... the trilogy for the original three and about 5 versions for them on tape AND dvd! So what? I've got the box-set too-	In Fact I know the precise timings of all the coolest parts of every film and even wrote a review of the mistakes made on each one STAR WARS EP3: A LOST HOPE lol.. awesome spoof.. "hey why's everythin' gotta be black wit you?!" and the Backwash of the West :P.. DO NOT WANT!!!!!!! :D

 

The Nerd-off V by Gryffalio 3-12-07
Round Four... Our commentators have the scoring 10-10, 10-9, 10-10 in favour of Gryff... Well I- erm... TRAINS!... erm... STARGATE SG1	Steve needs to pull a rabbit out of the hat here... The interesting thing about the mallard is it can do 0-120mph in- 8 SERIES ALL IN BOX-SET DVD ON MY BOOK-CASE GET IN I WIN TYVM GBYE CYA o/	ARGH NOOOOO HELP! *thud* SIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF A CRAZY MAN?! Maybe if it wasn't for SG-1 you'd be there with a snake in your head instead of up your ass! :D

 

The Nerd-off VI by Gryffalio 3-12-07
And our unofficial scorecard has it 40-37 to Gryff, Steve needs a knock-down in the final round! YEAH.. WELL.. HAN SHOT FIRST!!!!! .. wtf? :s	Gryff looks like he's losing it here, can he hold on for the bell?! In the original Han shot first yet in the later versions he only shot afterwards! bluh?! :|	will he lose it all in the last round?! :o In the original Han shoots Greedo under the table after uttering the line "Yes, I'll bet you have." yet Greedo misses in the special edition *thud* i'm ok.... iuuuuugh.... hey what're those stars? ooh shiny red paint on floor! :D

 

The Nerd-off VII by Gryffalio 3-12-07
STEVE IS GONNA SNATCH THE WIN IN THE DYING MOMENTS! 1-2-3-4 ngh- gotta- get up..	WHAT?! HOW DID HE GET UP FROM THAT?! 5-6-7 blurbrbl	I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! Walk towards me please Oh why certainly old chap, what ho? and all that!

 

The Nerd-off VIII by Gryffalio 3-12-07
Ladies & Gentlemen, after 5 rounds of nerding our judges Stephen Hawking, George Lucas, and Bill Gates have come to a unanimous decision	Stephen Hawking judges it 48-47, George Lucas judges it 48-46 while Bill gate judges it 48-47 All in favour of	the NEW MIDDLEWEIGHT NERD-OFF CHAMPION... the RAGING RANT MACHINE GRYFFFFFFAAAALIO! BOOYA GET IN! I'M MORE NERD THAN YOU'LL EVER BE! *thrusts crotch*

 

Unnecessary Procedure I by Gryffalio 3-26-07
Ah yes, my 9 o'clock appointment.. This way please, we'll take a shortcut to my office....	hehe this was my latest patient so hold your breath the gasses might still be leaving his body erm doc... hold up for a moment... taking me past the morgue and showing me your latest patient doesn't exactly instill me with confidence :|	Right now this will just numb you a bit, don't worry it'll be over in half an hour! Okay, but... why are there restraints on this table? :s

 

Unnecessary Procedure II by Gryffalio 3-26-07
ah!... yes that can happen sometimes... but the good news is you won't feel a thing and the extra blood will be compliments of the hospital :) Get on with it, please :|	After five minutes of random conversation and it turns from Zimbabwe to Hitler... Oh what fun :/ Now, Hitler was an evil bastard... him and his extermination camps I mean... you don't see Brits making camps like that! still, at least we kicked his arse erm... you do realise, of course, that the concentration camps were actually first created by the British during the Boer War?	oooh i'm sorry, my hand slipped... lemme numb that for you! OUCH!

 

Unnecessary Procedure III by Gryffalio 3-26-07
And of course, we Brits battled hard as well... why Hitler may have been able to keep us off fortress europa but the nazis could never step foot on british soil! Dunkirk was a glorious victory! Dunkirk was a glorious victory for the GERMANS we ran away with our tails between our legs, we lost hundreds of £thousands of equipment and hundreds of lives... and we weren't invaded cos of spies	Oh SORRY i'll go get a cloth to mop that up... AAAAAIIIIIEEE!	ofc, we kick arse everywhere we go... look at Iraq and Afghanistan! no more evil dictators incharge! why they are the jewels of our crown of reform and liberation .... Oh my god my doctor is INSANE! :|

 

Unnecessary Procedure IV by Gryffalio 3-26-07
several hours later... right mr.... jackson... i've whitened your skin for you like you asked... we're all done here, if you'd like to get changed i'll have one of the nurses give you your bill. WHAT?!	Sorry, Michael? I'M NOT MICHAEL JACKSON I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GETTING AN OPERATION ON MY CALF-MUSCLE!	oooh....

 

Unnecessary Procedure V by Gryffalio 3-26-07
I know what this is... I should DAMN WELL HOPE SO!	YOUR trying to SKIP THE BILL! WHAT?!	I'M ON TO YOU! FFS

 

April Fools? I by Gryffalio 4-09-07
I'll make Gryff look sooo foolish today mwuhahaha Hi i'm Doc. Martin... Gryff's bill was forwaded to this address, we take cash cheques and plastic :)	Tim is gonna look so stupid when I get on my coffee break Man your obsessed, dyou have an inferiority complex or something?	Mwuhahaha when I go to Gryffs house he'll get scared shitless that some random Muslim has finally gone over the brink from one of his jokes! I don't think this is such a good idea...!

 

April Fools? II by Gryffalio 4-09-07
Haha Gryff will fall for this nun outfit and i'll finally get him...lucky I have a sex-changing machine right here :) I don't think this is such a good idea	Haha we'll scare that human we've been monitoring shitless... we'll give him the 'We come in Peace' crap... Oooh I can't wait to see his face when we bring in the juggernaut! hehe damn right... 'We come in Peace' what kinda hippie crap is that?!	mwuhahaha now with these fake blueprints i'll make Gryff think that new train station will be built on his house

 

April Fools? III by Gryffalio 4-09-07
oooi smelly you got someone at the door... zzzzzzzzzzzzzz	hmm wonder who that could be...

 

April Fools? IV by Gryffalio 4-09-07
Mwuhaha I love coffee breaks w t f o_0	pwned	5 minutes later *steps over corpse* Hi there... I just had a naughty dream and decided to lose my virginity with the first man I lay eyes on Thankyou God!

 

April Fools? V by Gryffalio 4-09-07
ALA AKBAR ALA AKBAR! ZOMG ITS OSAMA.... DIIIEEE TERRORIST SCUM!	Oh God I knew this wouldn't end well... Gryff is a little erm... animalistic and theres a random corpse lying here and why the hell is there a nun standing over there?	aaaiiiieee mommy! Gryff its me.... Stop! OUCH... THAT'S MY THINGY... STOP KICKING MY THINGY! Gryff is kinda cute though... why the hell am I still going out with Clark anyway?

 

April Fools? VI by Gryffalio 4-09-07
WE COME IN- What the HELL is there a nun looking flushed, a redhead chic giving CPR to Osama Bin Laden and the corpse of a psycho killer on your doorstep?	hmm well...	can you even give a half plausible answer? hmm well... *thinks intensely*... because i'm all man? Now if you excuse me I have a nun to deflower, good-day!

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