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by HotRodDeathToll
5-12-06
I started having these dreams when I was just a boy...
Dad, Tim Rogers just beat the shit out of Mark Holden at Mascot airport, can I go check it out?
Sure thing, Son.
When I arrived at the airport, I saw mark holden on the floor.
Hey Mark, you suck! HAHAHA!
You're singing is infirior!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
5-12-06
...and ever since then I have been having those bad dreams about there being a new series of Australian Idol coming out.
Oh dear
What is the matter?
I just peed my pants

 

by HotRodDeathToll
5-13-06
Oh wise Ms. Crocker, I need some advice!
How may I help you, Fido?
Something seems to be bugging me, It's my neighbour.
Is your neighbour Mr. Johnston?
Yes, I think he's completely lost it
How can you lose something you've never had?

 

by HotRodDeathToll
5-13-06
It was just last week...
Hello neighbour! Want some dope? what are you doing?
What am I not doing?
You're not smoking dope

 

by HotRodDeathToll
5-13-06
...and that's why I have become suspicious of my neighbour.
Everyone in out town smokes dope, don't you know?
NOOOOOOOO!!! I have nothing left to live for!
Ugh! Now I have to clean this up

 

by HotRodDeathToll
5-14-06
Middle Australia is getting a bad deal!
The Liberal party can't govern Australia properly.
Even the Labour party could do better

 

by HotRodDeathToll
5-17-06
Humans were designed by God intelligently
Just like 'four wheel drives'

 

by HotRodDeathToll
8-15-06
Hey- Don't you hate when people who are really fat and ugly think they're beautiful and tell pretty people such as me that I'm ugly.
Shutup, you fat, ugly bitch!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
8-15-06
I'm on a diet, so I will only have a salad meal.
Ahh fuck it, just give twelve whoppers and six king sized fries

 

by HotRodDeathToll
8-27-06
Have some beer!
Uhh... thanks
Just a few more and I might get laid.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
8-28-06
On the bus...
Hmm... lalala *minding own buisiness* hmmm lalalala
I sure wish I could sit down, I sure am tired. Will you stand up for me young boy?
What is the magic word?
Stand up or I will tell the bus driver and you will get kicked off the bus!
I said "word" not sentence, you dumb bitch!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
8-28-06
HAHAHAHAHA!!! IT SAYS "ASIAN COCKBOOK"!!!
Uhh... it actually says "Asian Cookbook", Gabe.
Oh

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-08-06
Did you hear Peter Brock died?
Yes, and so did Steve Irwin earlier this week.
Sad, isn't it? Two Aussie icons dead in one week. It must be some sort of conspiracy!
Who will be next?
Delta Goodrem dying from cancer?

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-11-06
Hello and welcome to channel 9 news!
Apparently some channels are now using the same stories for weeks on end and just crapping on about complete bullshit which has a slight bit of relevance to the origanal story and calling it news.
In other news; Steve Irwin died, which has caused major outrage agaisnt sting rays by people around the world.
Except for the Japanese
They think harpooning things for scientific research is a good thing.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-13-06
What's this?
"Anna Nicole Smith's son died"
WHY GOD?
WHY COULDN'T IT BE HER?

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-21-06
The heathen Iranians think that we are trying to take over the world.
Therefore they must be trying to stop us from taking over the world - Of coarse you know, this means war!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-26-06
Iran
Okay, just tell me - Where did you run?

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-04-06
How the movie should've started...
THE PLANE IS GOING TO BLOW UP!!!!!
Don't be an idiot!
AHHHHHH!!!
AHHHHHH!!!
But too bad, they needed the movie to go for at least 3 hours to make the audience disapointed.
THE PLANE IS GOING TO BLOW UP!!!!!
Okay then let's get off before it does.

 

I was right hahahahahaha!!! Sucked in morons who stayed on the plane!!!
by HotRodDeathToll, 11-04-06

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-04-06
I nearly died in a plane crash, I'm going to continue life normaly and have a bath.
This is so relaxing, I love baths.
AHHHH!! THE BATH IS STRANGELING ME, HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT WORK!?!?!

 

60 years ago today, the scottish had unveiled their evil plan to expose disease to Americans, Brits and so on and plague them wih OBESITY!!! Thus McDonalds was founded!!!
Muahahahaha
by HotRodDeathToll, 11-18-06

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-18-06
In the not so distant future...
Our race is superior.
No it isn't, you dress like women. Pansies
Our KILTS supply a gentle breeze to flow through the male genetelia.
Thus increasing male fertility.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-24-06
I'm from vietnam
You all know what happens next

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-13-06
Did you hear? The new arcades gamer is open!
RADICAL! Let's go over there.
IT'S A TRAP!!!!
Huh?!?!?!
I dunno, I just felt like saying that.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
2-04-07
Gee! It's Freezing!
Holy Shit! A talking snowman!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
2-07-07
If we get caught, my parents will find out and kill me.
Don't worry, child. I have killed both of your paren....
AHHHHHHHH!!! YOU BASTARD!!!
LET ME FINISH, BITCH!!! As I was going to say: I have kill both of your parent's pet turtles so they will be mouring. This will give us plenty of time to fuck.
YOU BASTARD!!! I LOVED THOSE TURTLES!!!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
2-08-07
Uhh... sorry about the turtles.
*sob* Meh, It's okay I guess, they're just dumb animals anyway.
YAY! So you wanna burn down the pet shop then
Sure

 

by HotRodDeathToll
2-08-07
Holy shit those pets burn real fast.
I'm sure glad the police didn't catch us.
Be right back, womens stuff.
Okay.
Hi

 

by HotRodDeathToll
2-08-07
Hi, I'm William Horen. What are you in here for?
You tell me why you're here first.
Burning down a pet store for the fun of it. You?
Drug sales.
You heartless asshole!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
3-07-07
The artists of these works are very perpetual.
I agree
What's perpetual?
I don't know.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
4-19-07
Uh, Boss, who is this new Ralph guy? He is sitting in my office!
He is your replacement, oh and another thing just before you pack up your stuff. You're fired.
Yeh, I already kinda guessed that.
Well, I just felt like saying that ya know Donald Trump being hero and all.
Oh so that explains the hair today
Gotcha!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
4-19-07
Hey--Aren't you that Jim guy who got fired just now. Why are you back here?
To collect my laptop and notes and stuff.
Don't worry about it, I burned it all for you.
YOU WHAT!?!?!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
4-19-07
Hey, Peter, you're still my friend, right?
No, I never was.
Oh, okay.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
4-27-07
Hello, Mr. Raniger!
Hello. What exactly is it that you needed finacial advice on?
I'd like to discuss my last visit's fee.
What about it, tax deduction? Did it not arrive?
No, none of those. Well let me just put it this way... RARRR NIGGER

 

by HotRodDeathToll
5-01-07
Theres good news and bad news.
Yes?
The bad news is that you have testicular cancer!
Oh, dear. And the good news?
That it wasn't me who caused it this time.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
5-02-07
Did you hear Peter Brock died?
I TOLD YOU NOT TO TALK WHILE DRIVING!!
But, Tubs, I'm a safe dri...
SHUTUP!
I'm not gonna cra...
I SAID SHUTUP!!!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
5-02-07
I'm from vietnam.
YOU'RE GOING THE LONG WAY TO GET TO GRANNIES
Which way should I go?
My way.
What way is that?
The right way.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
5-04-07
Is my lambiwamb okay?
Well, uh... it's complication had a little complication.
So is she okay?
She has passed on. She was just too uh... "exhausted".
But is she still usable?
Yes, but she may be hard to please.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
5-15-07
I'd like to apply for a job in accounting.
What qualifications do you have Mr. uh Chris T.
I can heal and persuade anybody to do anything for me, and once when I was five I walked on water.
Oh, right -- We'll get back to you in 3 to 5 weeks.
4 weeks later...
*SOBS*
Maybe you were just better off being a carpenter.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
5-15-07
At TAFE...
Can you help with my maths skills and assess me so I can get a job in accounting.
All you have to do is go through this skills sheet and I'll help you you along the way iuntil your assesment. All you have to learn simple maths.
I hate fucking maths.
You're just gonna have to do it, if you want a job in accounting.
Fuck it, I wanna smoke.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
5-15-07
Dad, why is it that when you talk to god it's called praying, but when god talks to you, you're crazy.
To keep the rabbits out. Too many rabbits in mental hospitals.
No, Dad, thats what you said about creationism and slave labour. Why, really?
Oh! I believe I just dropped some water on my pants.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
5-22-07
May this be the fate of the world if China continues to contribute as much pollution as they do now.
We would love to reduce our pollution levels.
Then why don't you?
Our solution is that we switch to nuclear power. But every time we suggest that the UN critisizes that we will use it for nuclear weapons.
Then I guess the world will end like this soon anyway.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
5-22-07
China will be the biggest sufferer from global warming, unless you convert to renewable energy then WE can slow down the process.
Indeed, China will be in peril if the air pollution doesn't leave soon.
But only you can change your own fate. With those factories you can't possibly get rid of a huge, poisenous gas cloud unless you can find a giant fan.
Giant fan, eh?

 

by HotRodDeathToll
5-22-07
Why can't you just switch to solar power?
Because it costs lots of money we don't have, that we should spend on military and invading Taiwan. We're an "emerging superpower'...
...and how are we supposed to 'emerge' if we're wasting money on solar panels? Anyway, why can't we just use uranium, it doesn't emit greenhouse gases and it's more accessable than anything else?
Because, then we will risk improper use of the uranium and other nuclear minerals.
Good, then we can blow up the United Nations faster than you can pass a resolution.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
7-31-07
You're such a loser.
Hey, you're right, I guess I am.
Since when did you notice?
When my uncle Kaenash told me "If you don't laugh at yourself you're an asshole."
What ever happened to that guy?
He got jailed for pedophilia.

 

Bush starts a new gulf war.
You're a terrorist!
by HotRodDeathToll, 7-31-07

 

by HotRodDeathToll
7-31-07
Bush visits Iraq to intelligently discuss the issues of the Iraq war with some of the locals.
You're a terrorist!
No, you're wrong. I am a 'freedom fighter'.
Bullshit, you're a terrorist!
I am a freedom fighter!
Terrorist!
Freedom fighter!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
7-31-07
The intellectual debate continues...
You're still a terrorist!
Believe me, I am a freedom fighter.
Terrorist!
Okay then, 'freedom fighter with nitro-glycerin and intent to use it on insignificant American citizens'.
Sounds good.
Boy howdy.

 

Hooray for freedom.
It doesn't matter whether you're a terrorist or a freedom fighter, as long as you're an Iraqi civillian or a journalist, we'll still kill you.
by HotRodDeathToll, 7-31-07

 

by HotRodDeathToll
8-01-07
I'm a freedom fighter!
You're a freedom fighter!
I'm a terrori- HEY!
Haha tricked you!

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