All comics by Rabid_Weasle

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by Rabid_Weasle
5-01-07
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Racial stereotype.
Racial stereotype wh-?
PING PONG!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
5-01-07
We are in a car and we are driving.
Yes, what hilarious adventures shall we get into.
Oh look, it is Tobor.
Raaaaaaape.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
8-13-07
choadwarrior ----- Rabid_Weasle
if it isn't ty ty buns firecrotch
if it isn't the San Diego treat
choadwarrior ----- Rabid_Weasle
Choad-A-Roni!
now in Kajun!
choadwarrior ----- Rabid_Weasle
that kilt me

 

by Rabid_Weasle
8-13-07
Who likes cracker jacks?
Oh, I do ever so much!
Want some?
YES!
NOOOOOOOOOO!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
8-20-07
This is how you fucking solve a problem like Maria.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
8-20-07
THIS LITTLE LIGHT OF MINE, I'M GONNA LET IT SHINE! THIS LITTLE LIGHT OF MINE, I'M GONNA LET IT SHINE!
Could you fucking keep it down! I'm trying to sleep!
Let it shine, let it shine, let it shine...

 

by Rabid_Weasle
8-20-07
Nun is the loneliest number that you'll ever do...

 

by Rabid_Weasle
8-21-07
I spy with my little eye, something that i-i-i-s... black!
Is it a charred corpse?
Yaaay, I win again...

 

by Rabid_Weasle
8-22-07
Hey, a friendly sheep to be my friend!
Bah!
Bye.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
8-27-07
Sir, do you realize you were dry humping in a heavy petting zone?
Wh-h-what? No I... I...
TELL IT TO THE JUDGE CAPONE!
This is your pal Deputy Donkey reminding you kids, just grope some titties!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
9-02-07
RUN! IT'S DRYHUMPENSTEIN!
What do you mean he's only 2 years old?

 

by Rabid_Weasle
9-02-07
And that's when the stranger said to my husband, "TRICK R STAB!"
To which your husband replied...?
I can wait all night, bitch.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
9-16-07

 

by Rabid_Weasle
9-16-07

 

by Rabid_Weasle
9-16-07

 

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9-16-07

 

by Rabid_Weasle
9-24-07
Wake up you little shit, don't want to be late for school!
Oh I'll show you, Dad!
Oh my god, I've gained the ability to transform matter into anything I want!
Actually, he's just retarded!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
10-02-07
We're not allowed to leave.
Seriously.
SHUT YOUR GODDAMN NOODLE TRAPS YOU FUCKING WHORES!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
10-02-07
This week, on behind the stove...
Hey, there's a spoon back here.
NEXT week on behind the stove...
Where did that oven mitt get to?

 

by Rabid_Weasle
10-02-07
I molest children.
Pretty much what I'm all about.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
10-02-07
I generally get molested by BigEvilDan.
Oh right sorry, sometimes I fuck that rabbit.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
10-02-07
I'm motherucking Santa Claus!
I deliver presents, bitch!
Next week, the Easter Bunny.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
10-03-07
Hey, do you wanna go to Applebee's after school?
No, I have to work at Mr. Sub tonight.
Bummer.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
10-09-07
Sup?

 

by Rabid_Weasle
10-13-07
It sure does suck that HCRoyal died does it not?
Sur does!
I would not want to die that way.
Being gang raped by a whole bunch of zombies, that sucks. Especially when their dicks are made of swords and they decide where the orifces are for fucking!
Poor guy.
Whatever, it's not like he wasn't a dumbass,. LOL!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
10-20-07
Oh no! No! Don't please!
MMMMNGH!
AUUUGH!
MMMMMMMMNGH!
At least he outlived the AIDs!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
11-10-07
Hey remember that time you saw an 8 year old and didn't get a boner?
Not really.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
11-10-07
Hey, what did you do on your date last night?
We fucked.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
11-10-07
When was the last time you were truly happy?
Don't remember.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
11-12-07
Do you remeber the campanologist with no arms whom used to work in the church?
Doesn't ring a bell.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
11-17-07
And what do you want for Christmas little man?
Santa, can you get me off the hook? For old times' sake?
Can't do it, Sally.
HAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHA!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
1-19-08
Dude you must love the cock, right?
Why do you say that?
Cuz your name is Kane.
It's true! I love it when cock is inside me!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
2-05-08
Arr bry mryserf don wanna bree are bry mryserf
RANYMORE!!!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
4-25-09
Hey, where would I find books by James Jo-
Cooking books aisle 5.
No, I don't want-
AISLE 5!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
10-16-11
Captain's Log, WhileSearching the caves of Pollux Six to find a cure for Checkov's accent I have come accross a grey being, I shall attempt to make contact
*TRANSLATING..... NUKE-LEE-AR WESS-ELS*

 

I think chicka may have been shooting a little high with 25% of the world's population. That's not so rare. AIDS fits that bill. Who doesn't have AIDS these days?
Don't think it so common all of sudden becuase you got it you fie dolla bitch.
by Rabid_Weasle, 10-25-11

 

by Rabid_Weasle
11-03-11
...Oh... lets see... Emotionally Fragile Earth... Activated By Sound Earth, uh Lactose Megnatolerant Earth, Gravy Earth... Oh! I can't think of another Earth!
Wait a second! That's it!
ANOTHER
EARTH

 

by Rabid_Weasle
11-03-11
Ok... so I have to call Alex, then go to see Sharon in HR but before that I need to get a copy of my HSTR5-AAAAH!
HEY SHTEVE LETSH GO TO THE WATER PARK!
GODDAMNIT!!!!
I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS, SHIT!!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
12-14-11
How am I gonna get this bat out of my house?

 

by Rabid_Weasle
12-21-11
They said it was against the natural order of things, so they banned it...
How do they expect us to keep anyone alive if we can't perform surgery!
Until a brave few had enough and took matters into their own hands.
If you want to save that patient, come with me!
ILLEGAL OPERATIONS

 

by Rabid_Weasle
12-26-11
I'm sorry, we couldn't save the baby!
Also, turns out you're HIV positive!
Luckily........
I know.I told myself never to go to a haunted house again.
What......

 

by Rabid_Weasle
1-03-12
So you're celibate, and have no elbows? What an amazing combination! Can you masturbate?
Oh, I found something better.
Over here honey!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
1-22-12
Look Hal, I really can't thank you enoigh for helping out.
Hey! Hey! You know it's my pleasure!

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