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by RedfeatheR
12-14-08
How about some tongue in cheek?!
Aglet us, us FREE!
Laces OUT Bush!

 

by RedfeatheR
12-23-08
The only profession where touching the children is the best...
... and worst thing you can do

 

by RedfeatheR
5-13-09
Hey braddass. Do you think choad and I are a lot alike?
Well... Unless you're suddenly gay and 15 years older then I wouldn't quite say "a lot"
Well he said something like, "I see a lot of me in you"
Does he know where you live?
Ye-
Move

 

Cultural reference!
Insult added. Insult the insulter. Repeat.
by RedfeatheR, 9-12-09

 

by RedfeatheR
6-01-11
N-n-n-no dare ain'd no fubberbys hereing
Then all hope is lost... The Borg have won.. and all we needed was ONE!
Where dis you going dare?
Don't bother praying. God is dead.

 

by RedfeatheR
6-02-11
What's wrong...
Specifically. Doyle, with the coffee maker.
It's emp- We out of coffee?

 

by RedfeatheR
6-17-11
This way we'll cover more ground
Angles. Got it. Like the Common-Suture

 

All righty now!
by RedfeatheR, 6-17-11

 

by RedfeatheR
6-17-11
The Bible was for Pre-Alpha to Omega Heaven. Golden Master Heaven requires an update to our Licensed Application End User License Agreement.

 

by RedfeatheR
6-17-11

 

by RedfeatheR
6-22-11
I'm hungry
I think there's some grease left on the leather arm-rest.
God is salty

 

by RedfeatheR
6-24-11
Elmer, could you check the Spam folder fo- ELMER! What are you doing shooting the shit?

 

IAMHEAD, IAMHEAD,IAMHEAD, IAMHEAD, IAMHEAD, IAMHEAD
TOBOR MUST REFUND CORNHOLING!!
by RedfeatheR, 6-27-11

 

haHA! PISSFISTEEED!!!
by RedfeatheR, 6-28-11

 

by RedfeatheR
6-28-11
The children, once raucous, were physiologically muted,
their wide eyes bloodsplatered, horror stricken...
The small spared survivor simply couln't stop saying "N is for Ninja."

 

by RedfeatheR
6-29-11
Lovely

 

by RedfeatheR
8-25-11

 

by RedfeatheR
11-20-12
No wait don't!
But it's my only outlet
I need to plug these numbers or else I can't dertermine the present budget. Is there something you want to tell me?
You're gonna be shocked
See, I'm not even angry. Your honesty is appriciated

 

by RedfeatheR
11-21-12
Another child left you a present Sire!
Curious. Jeffrey, why do these children not want to meet me yet leave me presents? Like, where's the one who left this one?
I'm present.

 

by RedfeatheR
4-15-13
Ah gcave whud a good... Nod nanuff furrry yOU PRRIIIICCKKSkz!!!!
GET THUvfff.... The fuck. me downnow
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What the fuck are you talking about?
by RedfeatheR, 9-20-14

 

by RedfeatheR
10-02-14
MY YARD!
MY CHILD! Why are you calmly allowing my raggety spawn to sup upon your chest?
YOUR CHILD?!
Hey lemme get a sup- wait one cotton tittin' minute... If you only have tw- Did you ever have three chest-fat-flapjacks?
My son calls them that. He's very clever... CFFJ's for short.... He pronounces the abbreviation though.... When he sneezes he pops wood because of the intense similarity between "CFFJs" and a sneeze

 

by RedfeatheR
10-02-14
I'm hoooome and you would NOT believe the DAY I've had!
I'm in here...
This is too weird... I'm not quite sure what to believe. I'm tired of waiting and not asking and you not saying............. It stopped being funny years ago.
Stop pretending that punishing me all day means nothing to you.

 

by RedfeatheR
11-04-14
Dear God, ... and Satan. Please change my religion to one that contains no damnation and free healthcare.
The system as a whole must be replaced. I offer up my prayer as a vote. I hope my support of the system is a clear sign that I desire true reformations.
Satan sent me to tell you that God said that they both support damnation and don't care what you want. Vote for a winner.

 

by RedfeatheR
3-11-16
Why the long pause? I asked you if you tested positive for crabby's.
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by RedfeatheR
3-31-16
This is my life. Hovering in the middle of nowhere, no one around for miles, in an airtight slap-stink brick-shithouse. There's bloody-wall-shit. I'm not even sure what tha-.. littlehandprints
Nothing to ruin pumping pre-baby batter like the crusting and lumping of post-baby splatter

 

Nintendo
Joy-Con
Joy-Coff
by RedfeatheR, 1-13-17

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