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[Notice: FUCK STRIPCREATOR IN IT'S GODDAMN ASS!!!!! Please read this one first, than the others]
Osama Bin Laden was initially a CIA operative. No one can be certain, and this is still just a theory, but perhaps Bush allowed Bin Laden's agents to destroy the World Trade Center and the Pentagon.
I mean the Bush Administration is fine with killing civilians; the only difference is that these are US civilians. September 11 was used as a propaganda device and an excuse for all of the skirmishes.
Therefore Bush's bureaucrat friends profit off of the spoils of taking control over the states he's conquered. Notice how the White House was conveniently not attacked, and Bin Laden was never capture
OMGWTF CONSPIRACY THEORIST!!!!!!!!111

 

I play Dungeons and Dragons
OMGWTF SATANIST!!!1

 

OMGWTF IT TAKES AL COLORS 2 MAEK A RANBOW WERE TEH HUMAN RACDE NOT TEH HUMAN RACES!@!!1
Yes.
Now I'm off to watch anime.
OMG WTF JAP!!111 I HAET JAPS MORE THAN I HAET TEH FRENCH, MEXICANS,A DN NEGROES ROFL!!1

 

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Fuck you! I like Zippy the Pinhead, you cunt!
Go back to reading Blondie or Beatle Baily you feltcher!
"OMG IT DOESNT MAEK SENSE IT MUST BE BAD IM 2 DUM 2 GET IT"
I just made this comic as an excuse to procrastinate on things I actually have to do.

 

*Inane prattle* *Inane prattle* *Inane prattle* *Inane prattle*
InajiraarijanI: Yes. Indeed.
*Inane prattle* *Inane prattle* *Inane prattle* *Inane prattle* *Inane prattle* *Inane prattle* *Inane prattle*
InajiraarijanI: Yes. Indeed.
At Tif's house
Auto-response from InajiraarijanI: Yes. Indeed.

 

THAT'S TREASON TOWARDS THE HUMAN RACE!1111
THE HITLER SHOW!111
HER PLEASURE CONDOMS
A LITTLE LESS CONVERSATION, A LITTLE MORE ACTION. A LITTLE LESS AGGRIVATION, A LITTLE MORE SATISFACTION A LITTLE LESS BAR A LITTLE MORE BITE A LITTLE MORE SPARK A LITTLE LESS FIGHT
*MAMBO GALLEGO*
CLOSE YOUR MOUTH AND OPEN UP YOUR EYES AND SATISFY ME!!11 SATISFY ME!!1
I GAVE UP REGULAR SAUCE FOR THIS >:(

 

*Makes a reference to anime*
OMGWTF UR OBSESSED WIT ANIME!!!111
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*Makes another reference to anime*
OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP EMPEROR HIROHITO GAWD UR OBSESED

 

I've polymorphed into a balding caucasoid!

 

This is going to be the best band ever! It's going to be hardcore like ACDC or The Greatful Dead.
Wait, I mean am I the only one in the band? I can only play the bass.
Alright, just follow my lead. I haven't been practicing, but I saw someone play once, and I think I have the hang of it.
We don't even have any songs. All you said was that we'd play "rock" and that it'd be "hardcore"
*STRAAAM STRAAAAAM STRAAAM STRAM STRAM* HARDCORE ROCK HARDCORE ROCK!!!1
Uhh...*BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM*

 

You suck cunt!

 

I wrote a sign saying "We'll Beat You in the Battle of the Bands signed 'Ultra-Mega Death Necrophilia' (a loving tribute to Karen Carpenter)" and hung it up on Tim's door
Don't you have a life?

 

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I'm sorry. I was testosterone poisoned.
Don't ban me Brad.
Please! I have no other life!

 

At Sparky Z's palace of humorlessness on the Infernal Plane.
*Gasp* Carter and Nevin have uncovered the secret of Captain Lou being a HellDaemon sent to assasinate George Washington and stop Mumbo Jumbo from saving the Material Plane
Don't worry, Jack the Ripper. I'll ban them and delete their posts and no one will ever know our secret, and we can safely build our time-traveling dinosaur-cloner.
On a Psionic battlefield, two powerful magical entities do battle
Mumbo Jumbo: Eekum Bookum
Gruntilda: The ultimate battle between good and evil begins now!

 

On the floating DKvine fortress of doom.
Chad: OMGWTF FART DOODY IM SO CLEVAR HA HA I HAET EVERY1 B CUZ IM SO ANGSTY ADN COOL ROFL I HAVE A SKULL AND CROSSBONES AS M AVATAR!!!1 BANNED LOL!!1
SparkyZ: Yes, great lord Original Staff Member, now that we've executed all subversive members of the Dkvine message board, let's use our robotic spider army to invade Moscow and get that dinosaur DNA
Saf: Uh, maybe they were just jo....
SILENCE! Or I'll assasinate you like I did SeanKing, Klobber, and Behonkiss! Now excuse me as I sexually sacrifice myself to Chad.
This comic took longer to make than it needed to.
Slush: OMG GRABBED BY THE GHOULIES SI JESUS WTF LET'S DEBATE ABOUT BANJO'S GOLDFISH FOR PAGES ON END B CUZ WE DONT HAEV SIGNIFICANT OTHERS TO HAVE SEX WITH!!!11
Aussie Ben: Our hovering death fortress is right above the Red Square! Unleash the army genetically engineered gorillas with cannons on their chests!

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