All comics by bencomic

 

by bencomic
4-02-06
This is Ajs, the Linux Archmage.
Ajs chants, "Heh." You feel weaker!
Suddenly a pack of drupes appears from out of nowhere!
nanobot would be Rehetep. He has the ZZT Periodic table around his neck

 

by bencomic
4-02-06
metroid zero mission is good but short, and the stealth shit at the end is so dumb and terrible. poorly implemented and annoying
it does feel good when you get your suit back though, that almost made up for it
is she in a bikini?
jazzy has the hots for Samus.
Samus is a bit old for me...
samus is too much of a heathen slant for jazzy's pure christian soul

 

by bencomic
4-02-06
feh. she's simply too old for my tastes, is all
random poll: who do you feel is hotter, Peach or Zelda?
...what.
impasse. everyone LOOKS at jazzy.
I asked that at school, and every one thought Zelda. I just wanted your opinion, is all. tsk

 

by bencomic
4-02-06
that was just a random question I asked, and--fuck it. never mind.
I've been thinking for about 10 seconds now, and I still don't see what is wrong with my random poll...
jazzy think really hard about it
i am going to make bencomics about jazzy's random poll.
I was only asking your honest opinion...you're the second group I've asked, and the first group was unanimous about Zelda being better looking than Peach. there is no deeper meaning than that
jazzy. the more you try to defend this, the more material i have for making bencomics.

 

by bencomic
4-02-06
just because I ask which one you percieve as being better looking doesn't mean I'm asking which one you'd rather fuck. Prudes.
jazzy do you have any siblings? part of me hopes there is only one jazzy.
Why does it matter?
I think you'd like me better if you met me for real, when your cronies weren't around to see 'hidden meaning' in nigh everything I say.
jazzy i don't think anything would ever make me like you.
if i met you in real life and you were more than 12 i'd be pretty surprised

 

by bencomic
4-02-06
jazzy the implications of asking our opinion on which nintendo character is hotter are pretty straightforward.
so jazzy who is hotter; Sally Acorn, Rouge or Amy Rose?
who?
I think I would be afraid of meeting a lot of zzters in real life...this is easily the most disturbed group of stoners/nerds /furries I've ever met...I guess that's part of the charm or something.

 

by bencomic
4-09-06
one day u Nadir,or i sould say Mad Tom,was walking down the street, and all of a sudden an Italian Mafia assulted him and left him in the desert to die,
and at night the mad tom wasn't dead yet,so he starded walking,but the he heard a howel,it was cyotes,
they tore him limb from limb,rip is brains out,suck all his blood,and tore out his inteastines.
THE END

 

by bencomic
4-10-06
where's madtom
I need my madtom
I want him so bad
I want to rub it all over
...oops I've said too much
you've only said what we've all been thinking.

 

by bencomic
4-10-06
guys I'm about to write Final Fight fanfiction so I can earn 500 points on Capcom City :(

 

by bencomic
4-13-06
I'm a huge faggot
to clarify, i like men

 

by bencomic
4-13-06
MEANWHILE IN #MZX
I am still perplexed that autorejoin is such a serious offense
I'm perplexed that you can't understand why it's not a good idea to have it enabled.
<ajs> I've made my reasons known before.
Gaaah!! Auto rejoin
Auto-rejoin, heh.
And yet still you think it's okay for people to defy authority.

 

by bencomic
4-15-06
the word 'tear-jerking' always makes me think of a lonely guy crying and masturbating

 

by bencomic
4-15-06
shit always happens
expetially in my tolit

 

by bencomic
4-15-06
i had two torrents going and i stopped one so the other would go faster and suddenly the other one just plummets down to 15k/s
then it goes back up :\
good story nuero
I KNOW, WHY DID IT DO THAT
that's the twist, you leave the reader wondering
wondering where you live so they can come and shoot you, for telling such a dumb story

 

by bencomic
4-17-06
Hi!
:D Hi!
I'm just helping asiekierka in World Of MegaZeux :-) and i'm anonymous guest too :D
i know you are a guest...
<asiekierka> It's me and me :D Shell accounts rox!
* Guest090198413 has quit IRC (Quit: Lost terminal)
Bye, Guest...

 

by bencomic
4-17-06
MEANWHILE IN #MZX:
I should go check to see if Eragon, my caseless P3-on-a-P2-mobo "project" is done downloading drivers.
Hey, honey, still downloading drivers, are you?
I'm still working on them. Oh, Dylan, every day is beautiful since we met. You complete me.
I love you, Eragon.

 

by bencomic
4-17-06
my lamentable plight ... i am exophase.

 

by bencomic
4-18-06
so basically what's happening is: "Brittle shards of past contentment, More adored than once believed, pushing through this true resentment, hopelessly decieved" -- angst
"Tear me whole apart again, beginnings stripped through callous ends, time alive as visions bend, thanklessly through sight." -- you took 2c-i?
"Torments aren't but illy rotten, fully realised throughly ire, briefly grasped to be forgotten, perishing desire." -- angst
"Tear me whole apart again, clarity as hope descends, scars upon the wound we tend retell us our delight." -- hope of growing the fuck up and stopping yourself from writing this shit?
"Days still pass we grasp in wonder, life as complex as we hold, looking past avast in blunder, destinies untold." - i honestly have no idea what the hell you mean by any of this
"Tear me whole apart again, these new thoughts i opt contend, shattering only to mend? Contradicting plight." -- did you mean 'oft' or do you just not know what you're talking about?

 

by bencomic
4-20-06
I kind of have a crush on this OTHER girl now too :( i am a bad man
...is that a palindrome somebody check
no
fuck! was it close
no
fuck!

 

by bencomic
4-21-06
Oh, hello! You surprised me. I am gofer-chan. Some of you may remember me as being a cool dude.
Unfortunately, now I am an irredeemable faggot, a shell of my former cool self. I am the biggest homo ever.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go get railed in the ass by like 3 dudes. Goodbye, everybody!

 

by bencomic
4-26-06
MEANWHILE IN #MZX:
I don't particularly care. I've become somewhat immune to Serge's outbursts... but I take care of my channel. >:|
Lol, outbursts? You know what? FUCK YOU!!!!
If I EVER see you in real life, I'm going to SHANK YOU WITH A SERRATED KNIFE and rip your FUCKING instestines out, you HOMOPHOBIC FAGGOT WITH TITS
...This is EXACTLY what I fucking mean about nobody in the MZX community liking me and now you FUCKING KNOW WHY
* Serge (~slinky) Quit (Quit: )

 

by bencomic
4-29-06
LEMMER!
crank
thank god someone who is actualy tolerable is here
...just kidding
you're not tolerable either

 

by bencomic
4-29-06
MEANWHILE IN #MZX:
theres a bit of a social taboo I have a huge problem with. you cant say you're smart, because thats bragging. but how can you communicate that "people generally say I'm smart" without bragging?
In other words, in a discussion in which that statement would actually contribute to the discussion, how do you bring it up without offending people?
Here's a way I'll do it, and it's mind-bendingly nerdy!
I have an INT of 15 and a WIS of 8 :P
if you dont know D&D, 10 is average with a bonus of 0. 8 is below par and has a bonus of -1, 15 is above par and has a bonus of +2. The highest number you can get naturally is 18, the lowest is 3.
So I'm saying "I'm above average intelligence but not exactly a genius, and I have no common sense."

 

by bencomic
5-03-06
i like AC/DC
cuz its that type of "FUCK YOU" rock,or "IN UR FACE" rock
or hard rock in that matter

 

by bencomic
5-03-06
if you died on a chat room,but not in real life,what would you do?
sign off? disconnect?
no, what happens if u permenatly died?
are you asking ULTIMATE QUESTIONS dan death
Terminatior:"I will disconnect you!" ha,ha
oh my god.

 

by bencomic
5-03-06
haha yeah, being a plumber would be fucking awesome actually
like if i had my own fuckin' company, with a van and shit
like i'd go into the plumbing business with a friend
XD
cuz like when you got two motherfuckers putting the time and money in
you can buy a van, you can buy fuckin tools, you can buy advertising and shit

 

by bencomic
5-03-06
haha
i'd have the funniest fucking public access commercials for my plumbing business
like, some dude would be taking a shit
<zamros> and he'd jiggle the handle, and he'd be like:
.....FUCK!

 

by bencomic
5-03-06
<zamros> then he falls over on the toilet and grabs the phone, and calls me, and he's all like:
HELLPP!!!
then i BUST THROUGH THE FUCKING WALL
and fucking beat the shit out of a big monster on the toilet! with a plunger

 

by bencomic
5-03-06
<zamros> and the dude is laying in his own shit on the floor, the phone in his hand ... after i won the fight, he'd be like:
THANK YOU, ZAMROS, INC!
<zamros> and he'd hug me and i'd get shit all over me, and i'd be like:
ALL IN A DAY'S WORK
and then bust through the other wall

 

by bencomic
5-07-06
MEANWHILE IN #MZX:
grow up, kiddo
...don't you EVER say that to me again.
grow up, kiddo
leave. now.
no!
LEAVE. NOW.

 

by bencomic
5-08-06
i had better get to my little beddy naptime village
teddy bear chef has baked me some sleepy cookies, and they are cooling on the windowsill of my dreams
i hope he remembered to add extra love this time!

 

by bencomic
5-13-06
Yet again, another case of me being mature, and you acting like a child.
* Serge has left #rawr
... oh my god

 

by bencomic
5-17-06
i just came up with a great joke
Q: which marvel universe character uses ebay most?
A: uatu, the watcher.
XDDD
I'M SO HILARIOUS
oh god kill me now

 

by bencomic
5-17-06
if you take out the parts about smoking weed, this channel is mostly the color bars
i'm hardly better with my percentages and bannings
so who am i to judge?
i'm the last judge, that's who. the herald of humanity's end
you're fat
you're fat!

 

by bencomic
5-28-06
Fungahhh: You start, I'll leave again.
hi serge. i am going to eat your head. i have my spoon out! i'm getting closer!
oh my god i am like a foot in front of you!
OHHHHH GODDDD I GOT YOUR EEEEYYYYEEEESSSS!!!!! i scooped them out with my spoon! ARMRHG AMRGMAR HGYUM YUM YUM
* Serge is now known as Serge`AFK
bye

 

by bencomic
5-28-06
Dr. Dos is playing the Columbine RPG (http://www.columbinegame.com/)
what's NBK?
natural born killers. they were obsessed with it.
dylan has a flashback in the cafeteria later on and if you can tell me what the music is that would be keen
dylan morrison
haha yes, the pine cobble scho*l massacre
ahahahhahaahh ahhaAHHHAHA

 

by bencomic
5-28-06
if anyone at pi*e cobble school is reading this, please, please, i'm going to kill you
<Nadir> i can imagine him and that guy he jerked off with busting into the school with guns, and yelling:
DYLDREW INC., BITCHES!
BRINGING YOU... YOUR DEATHS! REIN RAUS, FUCKERS!
<MadTom> he gets distracted in the cafeteria, though.
i mean, when will the snack machines EVER be effectively free again?

 

by bencomic
5-28-06
he's wearing a Tux shirt that says KILL BILL
more like, "there's no place like HELL"
with HELL written like DELL
yes.
<MadTom> he goes into the library and has a flashback about having his computer confiscated
I ended up back in her class, crying in public for the first time since 8th grade, because that stung me so badly...
EVERYONE WHO USES WINDOWS STAND UP

 

by bencomic
5-28-06
do you believe in god?
yes
well you shouldn't! it's illogical :P
BLAM
<MadTom> and he keeps tripping over his trenchcoat
Oops! :P
Heh.

 

by bencomic
5-28-06
<Nadir> one day, a girl named dominique, a plain, unpopular girl, yet, still beautiful in my eye, walked up to me during lunch and nervous, iggling, an with her friends beside her, asked me:
please don't kill me
<Nadir> i thought about it for about five seconds, which is quite a long time for both of our first shots at a relationship, but it was still too short.
at that time, i was caught making the biggest mistake of my life - i blew her brains out at point blank range.
she dumped me, and rightly so.
<Nadir> here are some kmfdm lyrics:
KEIN MITLEID!!!!!!

 

by bencomic
5-28-06
skullie has pointed out an error in the IRCman database.
hmm, it may actually be broken
DUH. that's what i'm trying to fucking tell you!
"I'M CRANK I'M FROM ALABAMER"
"I GOTS MY PROGRMAIN LISENSE"
"TOO BAD I'M DUMB!"

 

by bencomic
5-28-06
Skullie has a cute voice. =D
skullie is retarded. you like it because you are fifteen and he is a fifteen years old boy only
crankgod is a faggot hillbilly piece of shit faggot i swear to fucking god one day i'm just going to reach up his asshole and shoot my claws out and grab all edges of his intestines
and start shredding the shit out of them and pull them out in a horrible stringy mess and blood will get everywhere and i'll tear out as much flesh as possible

 

by bencomic
5-28-06
I uploaded TWO GAY MEN HAVING SEX
in which i do backup vocals

 

by bencomic
5-28-06
i like how i had no idea scott hammack was czircon
he looks like the sort of scary guy you see hanging out in the anime section of video stores
hey!
... nevermind

 

by bencomic
6-03-06
Whoa guys, I just went to scratch my crotch, and I am so turned on about something or other!

 

by bencomic
6-13-06
there will be hell toupee
butt at what cost?
we all moustache ourselves that question.
... i'm not good at coming up with puns on the fly, i was just sitting on that one

 

by bencomic
6-14-06
'everybody loves raymond' is on
and i can't find the batteries for the remote
...this must be what hell is like

 

by bencomic
6-17-06
MEANWHILE IN #MZX:
I'll fuck you and your dad. Incest threesomes, mmm. :3

 

by bencomic
6-17-06
brain age said that I'm an idiot and big brain academy said that I'm a dumb ass
it says that I'm ranking low in compute area
which probly explain a lot that it takes me more then 5 sec what anything is =(

 

by bencomic
6-24-06
the sun is the largest body in our solar system
unless you count jupiter's magnetic field, which is actually substantially bigger than the sun
it's just a big honkin' thing
i hate you

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