All comics by boinky33

 

by boinky33
11-14-02
Get back here!
NO!!!!
I'm gonna chop you up good!
NO!!!!
BLAA!!!!
I'LL RUN IN THIS HOUSE!

 

by boinky33
11-14-02
Get back here! You're breaking and entering!
NO!!!!
Now we are running out of the house!
NO!!!!
It sure did get snowy out here fast!
NO!!!!

 

by boinky33
11-14-02
The snow melted!
NO!!!!
I need a diaper change!
NO!!!!
More snow?
NO!!!!

 

by boinky33
11-14-02
It's night time!
NO!!!!
It's day time!
NO!!!!
Do you like fudge?
YES!!!!

 

by boinky33
11-14-02
I will chase you to the ends of the earth!
NO!!!!
We're falling!
WEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We are dead!
NO!!!!

 

by boinky33
11-15-02
the president and Steve talk for many mintues until......
So you were the one who hired that hit man? Then why did you want me here alive?
So I can kill you.
WHAAAT?????????
SO I CAN KILL YOU.

 

by boinky33
11-15-02
....I know it's not fair, but I have to do it for our country ...... An - And I guess the rest of the world, too.
Hi, sir. Wanna go bowling?
Where did he go?
He left 10 minutes ago when you went to the bathroom.
CURSES!

 

by boinky33
11-15-02
This is horrible. I have a bomb in my anus and all the stores that sell laxitives are being blocked by the FBI.
I can't go to any of my friends because they would probably rat me out for a reward.
And I have not talked to my parents since that inncodent with the Llama.
At least I still have you to talk to.
Mew.

 

by boinky33
11-15-02
Hey, doc!
Wha? How did you find me?
Let's not get into details right now. We have very little time.
Oh .... Would you like some-
YES!
Wow! You are in a hurry!

 

by boinky33
11-15-02
Let's get straight to the point! I want you to make me a new identidy so I can get by the FBI! I think you owe me!
Hmmm .... I suppose I could do a little plastic surgery on your face.
Really? With a nose and everything?
Sure! Why not?
Wow! This is the best day ever .... Well, this is the best hour ever at least.

 

by boinky33
11-15-02
after the surgery
AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
You turned me into a chick!!!! I thought you said that you would only do the face!!!!
What? You don't like the breasts?
Hey, nobody's complaining about the breasts!

 

by boinky33
11-15-02
If you are going to make me a girl, why wouldn't you make me hot?
What's wrong with the new you?
Well, my breasts are slack, I'm riddled with zits, and I have this gross hump growing on my back!
I made you look like my daughter!!!!
Oh .... Uh .... I'm .... I'm gonna go now.
GRRRRRR!

 

by boinky33
11-15-02
Would you like to try my new drink called: Moose piss juice?
Okay.
Mmmm, this is good. What's in it?
Fruit punch and moose piss.
I'll be damned.

 

by boinky33
11-15-02
Steve went to the Happy Mart to see if he could pass as a woman
I sure hopes this works.
Well, 'ello, 'ello, 'ello! What's all dis den?
Uh, I just need to get in to buy .... some .... TAMPONS!
Okay, mum!
Troller!
I HEARD THAT! .... but I don't know what the Hell it means.

 

by boinky33
11-15-02
?????????
I paid Big Daddy all the money but one quarter, so he drowned one quarter of me!

 

by boinky33
11-15-02
X-Box
Pancrious
50

 

by boinky33
11-15-02
I'm a cat, I'm a cat, and I like that!
I'm a like and cat I'm cat and!
I'm a cat, I'm a cat and my name it matt!
Matt Matt and Matt I'm cat and I'm Matt!
And all I do is sit on a lap!
lap lasit on a all lap!

 

by boinky33
11-15-02
It's Captain Bursts Into Flames the game!
Only 50 dollars.
Codes: up, down, up, up, down, up
Only on X-Box!
AHHHHH!!!!!! At your local Wal-Mart. AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

 

by boinky33
11-15-02
Tomb Raider is such a great game.
Laura Kroft is so strong and brave.
Now if I can only get a naked pic of her. [drool]

 

by boinky33
11-15-02
Beep! Beep!
Beep! Beep!
THIS BLOWS!
Beep! Beep!

 

by boinky33
11-16-02
stripcreator.com is popular with everyone! See these testimonials:
I like strip creator.
Once I started using strip creator my pubic hair started growing back.
I like strip creator so much that when I first used it I went out, killed an old lady and raped her cats!

 

by boinky33
11-16-02
Later.....
There! I took it all! Now all I have to do is wait.
Hmm, hmm, hmm.
OH, GOD!

 

by boinky33
11-16-02
SPLOOSH! .... PLOP!
OH!!!! UH!!!! AHHH!!!!!
FART! .... PLOP! .... FART!
ERRR!!!! UG!!!!! OH, MAN!!!!!!!
GLUSH! .... SPLOOSH! ....
UGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by boinky33
11-16-02
That feels sooo better! But I wonder where the pipes led the bomb!
6 days later
La, la, la, la!

 

by boinky33
11-16-02
My ass hurts.
Well, Steve, I'm proud of you! You got the bomb out of you, killed Prof. Drake, and because of those strong, metal pipes, it failed to kill anyone else.
Well, except Tony Danza .... Eh, who cares?
Yeah, but I can't help thinking about some other things like:
do do do do

 

by boinky33
11-16-02
What ever happened to that hit man?
I got him! I got Steve!
Oh, dear! That was my husband!
Don't you start with me!

 

by boinky33
11-16-02
Who cares? Anyway, for your bravery I am giving you a NEW CAR!
Cool! And how about money to change me back to a man?
No.

 

by boinky33
11-16-02
I guess it's not so bad being a woman.
I know there's all the bloading and cramping an stuff.
But there are upsides to it. You can get every meal free at McDonalds if you flash your tits a bit.
Yep. I think I'll like being a chick.
I just hope my wife will understand!

 

by boinky33
11-16-02
I got a new dog.
Boxer?
No. I let him run free.

 

by boinky33
11-18-02
Pizza Land
I would like a pizza.
Do you want it cut in 6 or 8 pieces?
Pizza Land
6 please.
Pizza Land
I couldn't possibly eat 8 pieces.

 

by boinky33
11-18-02
Order in the court!
Okay, I'll have a ham sandwich!

 

by boinky33
11-18-02
If I had 6 apples and took away 2 apples, how many apples would I have left?
Well, if YOU took away apples that YOU had then you would still have 6 apples.
I hate you.

 

by boinky33
11-18-02
Okay, if Sandy had 6 apples and Freddy took 2 apples from her, how many would Sandy have left?
WHAT? Freddy is stealing apples from Sandy? I going to KICK HIS ASS!
I still hate you.

 

by boinky33
11-18-02
LISTEN: This is only a hipothetical question! IF SANDY HAD 6 APPLES AND FREDDY TOOK 2 APPLES FROM HER, HOW MANY APPLES WOULD SANDY HAVE LEFT?
I don't know.
We used bananas in my school.

 

by boinky33
11-18-02
*sigh* Okay, what's 6 minus 2?!?
Um ....
FOUR BANANAS!

 

by boinky33
11-19-02
We have an important buisness meeting.
Out of the way, fuckers.

 

by boinky33
11-19-02
Hmmm. I wonder how I will be able to pays the bills.
Maybe you can get a second job, dad.
Who said you could talk? KEEP SUCKIN' BITCH!
Yes, master.

 

by boinky33
11-19-02
What flavour did you get, Ron?
Horse anus.
Oh, I got watermelon.
I hate my life.

 

by boinky33
11-19-02
Is my left blinker working?
Yes.
Oh, nevermind.
Oh, wait. It's working again.
Oh, not now.

 

by boinky33
11-19-02
after hours of fighting......
I killed Bowser!
AHHHH! MY BRAINS!
Good job, Mario, but the princess is in another castle!
SON OF A FUCKING BITCH! HOW MANY GOD DAMNED CASTLES ARE THERE??????
50.

 

by boinky33
11-20-02
Hello, health inspector. What do you think of my diner?
There are too many roaches!
Oh .... How many am I allowed to have than?

 

by boinky33
11-20-02
If you had six candy bars and you gave me one, how many would you have left?
Six!
(smaking lips)

 

by boinky33
11-20-02
Did you do good in school?
No.
Nor did I. What were your 3 worst subjects?
SIXTH GRADE!

 

by boinky33
11-20-02
You shouldn't go so fast when you drive. It scares me.
Then just do what I do......
CLOSE YOUR EYES.

 

by boinky33
11-20-02
Oh, dear. I lost our keys!
Now we can't get back in the car!
OH NO!
My grandma's in there! SHE'S GOING TO STAVE TO DEATH!

 

by boinky33
11-20-02
Don't you hate work?
No. I like going in.
And I like coming home.
It's the part in between that I don't like.

 

by boinky33
11-20-02
Why did you quit your job as a waitress?
It was too hard.
It's really tough putting the salt through those tiny holes.

 

by boinky33
11-20-02
I had a great time. I'll call you. What's your phone number?
It's in the phone book.
Oh, then what's your name?
That's in the phone book, too.

 

by boinky33
11-20-02
I hired you to wash my car! It looks like it has not been washed in a month!
Don't look at me!
I've only been working here for 3 weeks!

 

by boinky33
11-20-02
Why aren't you working?
Me and the boss had a fight and he would not take back what he said.
What did he say?
"You're fired!"

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