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i accidently just purpously killed your dog....sorry jesus.
i will kill you to death, you bastard!
by shank, 7-28-05

 

by shank
7-28-05
i have an awesome idea
what's that?
we are going to die!

 

by shank
7-29-05
dude....i think i found you a girl. i showed her your picture and she thinks you are hot.
REALLY!?!?!? is she hot too!??!?!??!
fuck yeah, she says she wants to meet you...
when!?! where!?!
tonight, at the club.
what the hell? you mean she's not 14?

 

by shank
8-19-05
HOLY FUCK IM DYING TO DEATH
NEVERMIND, THAT'S JUST A BOWEL MOVEMENT

 

by shank
10-14-05
so i see you must have had a date with sammy...
what this? nawwwwww
aw shit, who am i kidding, i fisted that bitch until she cummed like pedophile in a preschool and then my hand turned into a fucking fish.

 

by shank
10-14-05
can i help you?
yeah is jesus here?
lol

 

lol, the sky is upside down
by shank, 10-14-05

 

by shank
10-14-05
hey, welcome to the party...can i mix you a drink?
oh sure, hehe
oh fuck yeah! you make my cock feel so good right now
ow, oh, what's happening?!?!?!?
what's that? you want me to mix you another drink?
OMG WTF!!!!!!!

 

by shank
10-14-05
Hey, what's the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word sex?
WATERMELON
i hope i just didnt say that out loud
you did
GET OUT OF MY SKULL!111W1

 

by shank
10-14-05
GWAAAAAAAAAAAHHASHSHAH
WTF!
sorry, my hip just popped

 

by shank
10-14-05
i r ronery
soooo ronery
did someone say horny?

 

by shank
10-14-05
YODLE AY HEE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

yes, hello sir, i seem to be missing a few vital parts...i was told you would have a pair of nuts i could use to put on my outer casing.
by shank, 10-14-05

 

by shank
10-14-05
ziiip
That was uneccesary twitching, mister!

 

by shank
10-14-05
so this one time i hijacked a car...
lol, who am i kidding...it was a bus load of asian boys....staring....deep into my eyes. I wonder if it was because i had the busdrivers testicles taped to my forehead.

 

Saddle up!
Whoa! my penis just got a massive boner and the gravitational pull just made me cum in my g-string!
by shank, 10-14-05

 

by shank
10-16-05
im starting to think being a fireman stranded on a deserted island was a bad idea.
i told you we should have went as fishermen.

 

by shank
10-16-05
Hey little girl, i am ben, how are you?
im fine, what are you doing in my classroom?
well, i have a huge cd collection....send me your nudes and i will send you like 4 cd's
EW YOU ARE SO SICK AND PERVERTED!!!!!!
6 cd's?
deal

 

by shank
10-16-05
OMFG@!!1

 

WATER FIGHT
WATER FIGHT LOL
by shank, 10-16-05

 

I ALREADY TOLD YOU, I AM NOT A GAY ROBOT AND I WILL NOT CORNHOLE YOU
by shank, 10-17-05

 

lol im going to ring the doorbell and run
next time maybe you shouldnt tell me that you are going to ring my door bell and run, especially since there is no one inside as it seems i am standing here right behind you
by shank, 10-17-05

 

reeeeooooowwwwwwwww
watch me as i shoot your fathers uncle's babies cousins brother.
by shank, 10-17-05

 

by shank
10-17-05
beep
beep beep
zip ting
stop making those awful sounds, bill

 

by shank
10-17-05
GAY SLUT
dude, just cause she didnt show you her tits didnt give you any right to call her gay

 

by shank
10-17-05
im going to the store, if anyone calls, tell them to call me on my cell.
pick me up some ice, please
ok frosty

 

and this is my room....when i look at the wall it makes me feel like im flying lol
oh la la
by shank, 10-17-05

 

by shank
10-17-05
k go, im not looking...
this toilet seat smells like pubes

 

by shank
10-17-05
DA NA NA NA NAAAAAAAAAH!!!
fo' shizzle, u roxor!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEAE

 

by shank
10-17-05
hey can you tell me where cock lane is?
eh hum
what?
ZORRO!

 

by shank
10-17-05
I CANT SEE MY CONTACT, DO YOU SEE IT?
nope, no dice

 

by shank
10-17-05
can i suck your dick or what?
only if i can suck yours first
lol okay
lol wewt

 

by shank
10-17-05
lol BOOM, did you see that? your mom totally exploded into like....a million pieces.

 

by shank
10-17-05

 

by shank
10-17-05
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
'Cause I'm T.N.T., I'm dynamite......lol that's all i know in the song

 

by shank
10-17-05
lol

 

by shank
10-18-05
so i was all like, diiiiiiiiiiie bitch diiiiiiiiie
I WILL KILL YOU
wow, i've never heard of someone get so mad at burnt toast before

 

by shank
10-18-05
so that's what that needle does, it creates planets and shit.

 

by shank
10-18-05
cut it out, billy! Does this look like a bloody water park to you?

 

by shank
10-18-05
well, since we are going to die anyways, i figured i'd give you this present i wanted to give you.
oh my god! what is it?
Tickets to the stanley cup
wewt!

 

by shank
10-18-05
here, we got your cat out of the tree.
good, the little bastard jumped out the window when i tried poking this needle into his ass.
what for
i dont know, i was bored

 

OMFG IM FLYING!!@22
by shank, 10-18-05

 

by shank
10-18-05
This is because i'm black, isn't it.

 

i fucked that hoochie sea horse milinda like a rotten cheese bagel...i busted a pint of jizz in her snap hole and i swear to god, my balls decreased in size by like 75%
did it feel good?
by shank, 10-18-05

 

by shank
10-18-05
what's so funny, nigger
lol i was just pretending to be black

 

by shank
10-18-05
?
IM A VAMPIRE YOU STUPID NIGGER

 

by shank
10-18-05
according to our menu, we do not have "fuck off you dirty squirrel"

 

by shank
10-18-05
so i take it you are user Dracula420?!?
i am, yes, and you must be TexanPimp69
That is correct, must you cover your face like that?
Im really shy, you are so handsome.
im blushing.

 

by shank
10-18-05
i'd say something but that sign says "Shut Up"
oops

 

by shank
10-18-05
haha i bet you dont know what i got you for christmas!
I bet i do
NO!
a pack of smokes and a 40oz of wisers special blend
YOU WERE IN MY DRUNK.....I MEAN TRUNK, I WILL KILL YOU TO DEATH!
you idiot, you drank the 40 and smoked the cigarettes and told me right before passing out in a rainbow colored thong.

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