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by xxausrottenxx
4-28-04
phil?
jon, you wouldnt believe what happened out there, thank god i found you
yeah, but now were both stuck here
at least we're together again
did you see any intelligent life while you were out there
no just some big, huge, smelly, scary, gigantic robot monster that i dont wanna talk about

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-28-04
oh by the way, you left the lights on in the car
how do you know
oh i passed right by the car before i came here
...
ohhh i get it, you wanted me to get your cough drops for you, right?

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-28-04
i can go back and get them if you want
but the door is locked
yeah, from the outside, i had to unlock it go get in here duh, im not stupid
phil....
what?

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-28-04
later on
cheer up jon, it wasnt that bad, i mean at least we didnt get eaten by that robot monster
i suppose so, lets just never take any more road trips
yeah, say i hear theres something big goin on at times square, wanna check it out
DUM DUM DUM DUM DUUUUUUUUUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM....yeah thats enough
....
...

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-28-04
robb made over 400 comics
yeah, that bastard didnt even make 80 comics for us
i think its because he doesnt like it
i think its because you smell like an aardvark's testicle

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-29-04
you had some wild cows eating all your grass, but i opened the gate so they'd leave
why dont you get a real job?
limp bizkit is headlining the next farm aid

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-29-04
where robb?
i think he's been down ever since that girl he liked left him forever
i didnt know robb broke his right hand

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-29-04
i had this friend who used to laugh at every one of my jokes
but that was just because i was fucking him up the ass

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-30-04
phew, i finally escaped from KFC, i should be safe at a farm...shouldn't i?
farm, shooting range, same thing to me, i didn think you'd get so mad
i hear PETA moved in next door

 

by xxausrottenxx
5-03-04
i was making a comic about nicejohnson but it sucked
and i just kept picturing her naked
did i mention it had no punchline?

 

by xxausrottenxx
5-03-04
..all you have to do is run across the street, the car wrecks, we collect the insurance
but dont i look silly in this squirrel suit?
oh you look great, they'll never know the difference, come on, dont be a pussy about it
Shortly...
"They'll never know the difference!" Great plan, Einstein!

 

by xxausrottenxx
5-03-04
mr anderson, how far apart exactly were the cars when the accident happened

 

by xxausrottenxx
5-05-04
RAAAAAR! TOBOR COME TO CORNHOLE!!!!
Holy Powdered Hyena Semen! How'd you get in here?
TOBOR FIND KEY UNDER WELCOME MAT. HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF TOBOR, THE RED ROBOT RUMP RAPIST?
I don't believe I have.
DOUBLE NEGATIVE!!! CORNHOLING TIME!

 

by xxausrottenxx
5-06-04
hi, im cthulhu
...
im sorry i cant hear you when you mumble like that

 

by xxausrottenxx
5-09-04
im leaving forever, this is last time you'll see me
im definately never coming back...ever
yeah, about that

 

by xxausrottenxx
5-09-04
i've never thought id be okay with gay sex, but dressed up as dinosaurs makes it alright i guess
mmhhhmm
Wait a minute... that was YOU!?

 

by xxausrottenxx
5-09-04
Mom, did you and Dad go out for a long time before you got married and had me?
Yes, we did.
What was your first date with him like?
It was...well, let's just say it was interesting...
*Start Flashback*
i hope you dont like pussy as much as i do

 

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5-13-04

 

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by xxausrottenxx
5-13-04
labor
It's a girl!
waah

 

by xxausrottenxx
5-13-04
*pun*
*pun*
*pun*
:)
*pun*
*pun*

 

by xxausrottenxx
5-13-04
mmmmm
ow ow ow ow
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
*squee*
that was wonderful noonie, wanna cigarette?

 

by xxausrottenxx
5-14-04
chicka, for your birthday i was gonna get you something real neat
but due to problems with girls, i had not the time
so i decided to crawl up that womb of yours to give you a heads up on what youll be expecting in a couple months

 

by xxausrottenxx
5-14-04
later
whoa, is this what the inside of a vagina looks like?
...
i can explain

 

by xxausrottenxx
5-14-04
whoa, chicka's having an alien?
im no alien, im a baby in fetus form
ooh, rad, so why dont you just pop out right now, i mean you seem intelligent enough
that would be a horrible idea
have you seen carrot top?

 

by xxausrottenxx
5-14-04
phew, so chicka, everything looks a-okay
happy birthday
meanwhile
RAAR!
mOh.

 

by xxausrottenxx
5-16-04
fast food
man i have this really weird red goo on my nuts and i keep on touching it but it just comes back so i can never stop touching my nuts...sorry, you need any ketchup?
the office
hey boss, you know whats real funny is how i cleared the systems's memory downloading warcraft on the computer
stripcreator
you rule!

 

by xxausrottenxx
5-16-04
pour some sugar on me, in the name of love
hmm hmm hmmmm on me
you BASTARD!

 

by xxausrottenxx
5-20-04
hello pink donkey.
heylo boinky
im going to rape you
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
wait, what?

 

by xxausrottenxx
5-20-04
there it is pete, earth
its huge, how are we ever gonna take it over in one night
one night, what are we, alien invaders?
...
shit

 

by xxausrottenxx
5-20-04
how would you say we get this done
well, do we have any big lasers on our ship
no, i sold those to get the lay-z boy chairs in the board room
what!? i thought we both had say in our expenses
well yeah, i bought two chairs

 

by xxausrottenxx
5-20-04
dont worry, we still have plenty of firepower
oh yeah, what is it
i bought these atomic bombs before we left, but i couldnt find anything to launch them with
agh! how do you expect to do anything with them, drop them out of the ship? ever hear of gravity?
gravity? i always thought you were a ketchup man

 

by xxausrottenxx
5-20-04
well what the hell are we gonna do now?
we could pass the time with some games, i think i saw a pinata around here somewhere
...
oh

 

by xxausrottenxx
5-20-04
jesus, quick! the world's coming to an end, you can hide in the confines of my rear quarters!
phew thanks, that was a close one
hey, i can see my house from here

 

by xxausrottenxx
5-23-04
its kinda ironic that this plane is crashing
no its not

 

by xxausrottenxx
5-25-04
Ouch, I think she's actually hurt.
Ooh, yes Bob, that looked like a nasty fall.
Anyway, onto a different matter. If we believe the prophets of disaster our world could soon end due to global warming or a meteor strike.
And if this topic turns out to be true they may be right. We now go live to our reporter who's on the scene of a very interesting new find.
meanwhile
global warming? meteor strike? what am i , zeus?

 

by xxausrottenxx
5-25-04
Ouch, I think she's actually hurt.
Ooh, yes Bob, that looked like a nasty fall.
Anyway, onto a different matter. If we believe the prophets of disaster our world could soon end due to global warming or a meteor strike.
And if this topic turns out to be true they may be right. We now go live to our reporter who's on the scene of a very interesting new find.
kent, maria, it appears that the "prophets of destruction" are actually a washed up 80s metal band
CLEVELAND!!! ROCK N ROLL!!

 

by xxausrottenxx
5-26-04
ah shit.. im little rusty on my spanish

 

by xxausrottenxx
5-26-04
i got a paper cut on my penis
howd you get that
fucking books, how else?
i guess you really put the dick in dictionary

 

by xxausrottenxx
5-26-04
*cough*
you put the c...
fuck off

 

by xxausrottenxx
5-26-04
wrangle any good cows today
well howdy, i got me about three of em
well partner, i got me 6 of em
that dont count on the fact that you have sex with em

 

by xxausrottenxx
5-26-04
free rooster, well ill be!
*squawk*
well rooster, you know anything about roofing?
squawk?
geez, you dont gotta be a cock about it

 

by xxausrottenxx
5-26-04
this is one kickin partay if i do say so myself
you know it, look at that ass over in the corner
that is one mighty fine ass
moo?

 

by xxausrottenxx
5-26-04
Mr Brad, I am your fairy godmother, and i will now grant you one wish
i know exactly what i want, i want some pussy!
your wish is my command
freakin sweet!
son of a..

 

by xxausrottenxx
5-29-04
you know, its not funny to make comics about jesus, its a sacrilige
it makes the sufferings of christ seem like one big joke, and i for one, am sick of it
and all for some lame catchphrase
hey, i can see my house from here

 

by xxausrottenxx
6-02-04
hey, that lady over there has a really nice ass
yeah she does....
her name tag says shes spanish, so shes gotta be fiesty
yeah shes gotta be, her names condoleeza ri....
Let us never speak of this again.
Agreed.

 

by xxausrottenxx
6-02-04
dead chicks cant say no!

 

by xxausrottenxx
6-03-04
can i interest you in vegetarianism
from a squirrel, i dont think so
why not
listen, i dont listen to anything that's hairy AND eats nuts

 

by xxausrottenxx
6-05-04
wow mom, you've lost weight!
yeah, its this new diet i've been on
what it called
its the atkins diet, wait here someones at the door
yes?
im here on account of the boss, we hear you've been running your mouth about the operation, one more word and you wont have the mouth to say the words, capice?

 

by xxausrottenxx
6-05-04
who was at the door?
the people from atkins, apparently if i talk about it, theyll kill me
you're in with mobsters? christ! remember the last time i got involved with that shit?
fuck.

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