All comics by PaulETick

 

2nd Coming of Christ: "Pain & Suffering" by PaulETick 12-27-07
Dad.. I've thought long and hard, and I think it's time for me to return... ...........	I can help solve all the pain and suffereing, misfortune and shame... ............	What do you think? I think you better start with the Miami Dolphins...

 

2nd Coming of Christ:<br />"Punk'd"

Meanwhile at the house of God.. So then I told him to build an ARK and Gather two of each animal... LMAO

by PaulETick, 12-27-07

 

2nd Coming of Christ: "Jesus Online" by PaulETick 12-27-07
Do you know where I can find AOL headquarters? I believe its that building right behind us...	hmm..	I thought I might find you here...

 

2nd Coming of Christ: "Double Boogie" by PaulETick 1-09-08
That's It.. I'm sick of you cheating!! First you burned a bush because you sliced your drive and it was in the way of your chip shot...	Then you parted the water hazzard on Hole 8!! ... You could of at least have given me a Handicap!!	Very Funny..

 

2nd Coming of Christ: "Cross Apostles" by PaulETick 1-09-08
Next Week on "Survivor: Jerusalum" Congradulations, for winning our "Dying for peoples Sins" Challenge you get this weeks immunity idol!! Sweet revenge...	Alliences are made..... So.. who do you think is going to be voted off the island?? Well Matthew, John, and a couple of the other guys told me that they.....	And one man must leave the island.. **Cue intense music** Sorry Judas, Everyone has voted and you must leave the island immediately... The Tribe has Spoken!

 

2nd Coming of Christ: "Literally" by PaulETick 1-09-08
You see your Dad around here anywhere? He's just really been busy ruining Britney Spears Life.. Who are you?	Duh.. Lamb of God Wow.. Didn't see that coming..

 

2nd Coming of Christ: "Auditions" by PaulETick 1-18-08
And we're back.. it looks like our judges are at it again. This just might be the most exciting year of American Idol yet! Yo dawg, I really just didn't feel it dawg.. Well.. I think you have a very original voice.. But I have to agree with Randy, your just not right for this competition..	Are you serious? This made me want to vomit. It sounded like someone murdered a Yeti with Downs Syndrome!	You don't know me!! I waited outside in these sandals for 6 hours for this? Well !%$# American Idol. Simon Cower? More like Simon Cowerd.. pshh..

 

2nd Coming of Christ: "Negotiation"

C'mon, I'll do your Laundry for 3 weeks.. No Zed.. Finders Keepers..

by PaulETick, 1-18-08

 

2nd Coming of Christ: "No Escape" by PaulETick 1-18-08
Meanwhile... At Al Qaeda's Nazi Kangaroo Division... Stupid America!! They will beg at our feet now that we have captured their precious Jesus!	Nahid! Roll that Bolder in front of the enterance.. That should hold him..

 

2nd Coming of Christ: "To Catch a Savior" by PaulETick 1-21-08
Hey Jesus, Come inside! Did you have a hard time finding the Place? Nah.. But I brought us some lunch.	Wow.. This is a really nice place you have here. Ya.. Sit down in the Kitchen... I made us some drinks, I just need to finish drying my hair and I'll be right out!	Shortly After... What's going on? I was just here to save her.. You know...Cleanse her of her sins? But it says right here in your chat log that she should "Get on her knees to please Jesus."... As you know I am Chris Hanson, and we are doing a show on Sexual Predators

 

2nd Coming of Christ: "The New Book of Christ" by PaulETick 4-02-08
Now.. It's Channel 3 News' 1 on 1 with Wendy Waggle... Today we have the popular author Kevin Trudeau here sharing his newest top selling book!	So Kevin, you have to tell us.. What is this new phenomenal book you have with you today? Well Wendy.. It's called, "How to clense your followers sins without being a Martyr"	Figures...

 

2nd Coming of Christ: "Fear Factor" by PaulETick 4-16-08
What Jesus thinks of Orginized Religion's Eucharist... Now you may partake of Jesus' flesh **crunch**	And Now of his blood... **Gulp**	Where's Joe Rogan?

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