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by Shaneo39
2-01-05
This is Shane and Scott. Shane loves him some cereal. Scott lives in the Ghetto, but is stocked in the cereal department.
I like cereal.
This is Tim and Shane's brother Travis. Tim is the resident bitch most likely to have his cereal stolen by Shane. Travis plays X-Box all day.
This is Doris & Tod, Shane's Parents. She seldom buys Shane cereal when she shops. Thus causing this comic. Bless Them.

 

by Shaneo39
2-01-05
These are Shane's friends, Ken and Sean. Ken got kicked out of his frat for doing heroin and is the local junky. Sean is one of only 6 geeks in the USA that is capable of beating people up.
This is Tim's Room. The most common place Stolen Cereal is consumed. Notice how Tim made his bed today so the camera wouldn't pick up the "self-love" stains on his sheets. Clever Tim.
This is Scott's House. Living in the ghetto is one the most dangerous things that anyone could ever do. 3 Mexican families live just across the street from him. Scary, scary shit.

 

by Shaneo39
2-02-05
We now enter into an everyday scenario.
*On Phone* Hey Shane, i need a ride to bowling, will you come pick me up?
*On Phone* Sure, be there in a little bit.
Shane shows up at Tim's House 10 minutes later.
Let me change clothes then we can take off, ok?
Sure, I'll just chill in the kitchen.
*3 / 4 of a box of Lucky Charms later*
What the Fuck dude!?!? You ate all my Lucky Charms in 4 minutes?!?! Now what am I going to eat for breakfast?!?!?
Toast?

 

by Shaneo39
2-02-05
The 2nd Friend falls victom.
Hey man, you mind if i grab somthing outta your kitchen? My mom didn't make lunch.
Yeah, go for it.
*10 Minutes Later*
What the hell is he doing in there?
*Scott ventures to the kitchen for answers*
Hey man, where did you go? You find something to eat?
Yeah, sorry, took me a while to find a bowl.

 

by Shaneo39
2-02-05
Why'd it take you so long to find a bowl. You know we keep them above the sink.
I needed something bigger.
Bigger? Why, what for?
Don't worry about it dude, i found what i was looking for. Thanks for the snack.
What the fuck dude. Are you fucking kidding me? There was 4 boxes of Cap'n Crunch in here when I got up this morning.
Uh, yeah. Why do you think i need a bigger bowl? . . . . . Tell your dad you need milk too.

 

by Shaneo39
2-02-05
Creapy Shit, isn't it.

 

by Shaneo39
2-02-05
Shane runs into Ken AKA The Chief.
Yo Shane. This the Chief here. What you need?
Not much Ken. Wouldn't mind some cereal, but i doubt your packin' any.
Nah. But i got some weed and a couple bags of crack if your interested?
. . . .Um, I'll have to pass. Maybe next time.
Ok, then just give me all your money. You shoulda bought something. You knew you were leavin broke.
*Sigh*

 

by Shaneo39
2-02-05
The Next Day.
Sup Shane. This the Chief. What you need?
Fuck that Ken. Fucking stay away from me.
Whats wrong man. I just asked whats up.
Wait. . . . . . . . .Do you not remember talking to me yesterday?
Naw man. The last thing i remember was takin a whole bunch of PCP at like 9 am. I do have your wallet for some reason though.
Gimme that. You fucking held me at gun point yesterday and took this.

 

by Shaneo39
2-02-05
Are you serious? Wow man, you know i would never do that normally. I'm sorry man.
It's OK man. All the money is still here, just dont let that sh*t happen again.
I gotta stop takin' drugs.
Yeah.
I'm just fucking with ya. Gimme that wallet back.
Jesus.

 

by Shaneo39
2-02-05
What are you doin'?
Making a web site.
Didn't you start that like, 3 months ago?
It's gotta be perfect.
Whens the last time you went outside?
Out-what?

 

by Shaneo39
2-02-05
Shane takes a moment to gaze in the bathroom mirror.
Why the fuck are you just staring in the mirror like that?
Cause you touch yourself at night.

 

by Shaneo39
2-02-05
Shane and Sean take some time out of their busy lives to enjoy a little online video gaming.
Dude, press X. The transporter wont go until you give it permission.
Shut up, im sorting my healing items and power items so i dont have to do it once we get to the combat zone.
*20 Minutes Later*
Dude, back up. My guy is prepped for his limit-break attack. I can deal three times as much damage this way.
OK, let me engage in close range combat with him so when you kill him i'll get 110% of initial experience from the limit-break kill.
*Later that day, once gaming has finished*
Man, that was f*cking awsome. You should come back over tomarrow and we could go to the Underwater Jungle. I heard you get mad experience down there.
Yeah, I would. . . .but if i play too much, my hands will cramp up and I'll have to masterbate with my feet.

 

by Shaneo39
2-02-05
Tim had a party at his house one time. This hot girl just had gotten out of his hot tub. The following is an example of how bad Tim is with women.
Hey Tim. That hot tub of yours sure did make me thirsty. You have anything that i could drink?
CORRECT ANSWER
Yeah bitch. I can make you a protein shake. *grab balls*
TIMS ACTUAL RESPONCE
Uh, um, uh. I think theres some sodas in the fridge.

 

by Shaneo39
2-02-05
I scolded Tim for missing the opportunity at the gorgeous girl with the thirst problem. He felt like an idiot. But he got another chance.
Oh man Tim, that hot tub sure felt good. I'm hungry, is there anything here i could eat?
CORRECT ANSWER
Yeah Ho, I can whip you up a nice American Sausage. *grabs balls*
WHAT TIM ACTUALLY SAID
I could make you some Top Ramen if you'd like.

 

by Shaneo39
2-02-05
This is Berger and Matt. 2 More of Shane's friends. They are at a Party.
Got any booze?
Nope, but we could listen to some Country and play cards?
These are 2 random black people. They also are at the same party.
That Hick Mother Fucker better not say anything smart.
Uh, huh. Yeah.
I couldn't think of any cool graphics for the end of this comic. So lets just say Matt cranked "Barbie Girl" on the sterio and the black guy stabbed him in the Chest. The End.

 

by Shaneo39
2-03-05
Scott continues his web page.
Oh my god. I just double encrypted this line of code!!!!!!
"Shit" hits the fan
Holy Cheezewizals, My java script can't hold the encryption!!!!
God. Wheres my inhaler when i need it.

 

by Shaneo39
1-10-08
Nearly 3 years have past since we last visited our "Heroes." Many things have changed, including relationships, location, and employment.
This is the reintroduction of the characters, where they are now, what they've been up to for 2 years, and their continued hilarity.
Since we last left Scott, he still goes to college part time, still works at a pizza place, and has since become an angrier game/computer user. Oh how things change.
Damn reload time
Damn synth coder
In the last 2 years, Shane has graduated college, moved out of his parents house, and gotten a good paying job. Tim moved in with him for fun. He still underguards his cereal. Fool.
Im still a tool.
Yep

 

by Shaneo39
1-10-08
Sean now works a good job in longview and is still an avid gamer/scary dude. Ken/The Chief litterally hasn't been heard from since the last comic, he could very well be dead.
I still play Gamecube dude.
Im still 1337.
These bitches are still creepy as shit.
Berger is now a dealer at a casino and is a raging alcoholic. Matt, having dropped the hick parsona, now plays poker online for a living and rarely sees the light of day. They share an apartment.
*hick-ep*
I made 8k today.

 

by Shaneo39
1-10-08
Shanes parents still live at home and take care of his brother who still plays x-box all day. . .
and drinks beer.
This is Satan, hes not real involved in the comics. Unless you include the chief backstory. . .which we dont.

 

by Shaneo39
1-10-08
So that pretty much sums everything up right?
I think so.GRAB THE FLAG IDIOT!!
Alrighty, well i guess thats all for now, enjoy the co--
I SAID GRAB THE FLAG ASSHOLE!!
. . . .i fuckin hate you.
That hurts dude.

 

by Shaneo39
1-10-08
Call of Duty 4 eh?
Yeah, it pwns, super hard.
I got a game the other day, its pretty sweet. I played it for like 8 hours yesterday.
Oh yeah, for your Wii? What is it?
Pinyata Garden.
Yeah, that game is sweet. Hey, uh, was that 8 hours before or after you went to the Hannah Montana concert? . . . Fag.

 

by Shaneo39
1-10-08
Monday Morning/Monday Night
Tuesday Morning/Tuesday Night
Wednesday Morning/Wednesday Night

 

by Shaneo39
1-10-08
Dude, what the fuck are you staring at?
. . . .
Yo, dude, im talkin to you, whats the deal, do i have a boog hangin'?
We, uhhh, we went to high school together. . . . .
OH SHIT, its Johnny fucking Johnson Jr. whats up son?
Im a convicted fellon now.

 

by Shaneo39
1-10-08
Hey Shane, i got a girl pregnaunt, can you loan me 500 dollars so i can get her an abortion?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. . .oh you're serious. Fuck no, get a job first.
Dude, i have to take her soon, i dont have time to make the money, ill pay you back, I swear, I'm GETTING a job in like, a week.
Sorry dude, can't do it.
Come on dude.
Ill loan you a wire coat hanger.

 

by Shaneo39
1-10-08
What up Scott?
Fuck your mother Tim.
Ok dude, dont be mad cause i played the saxophone better then you in high school.
Didn't you fail to graduate on time?
I finished in summer school the same year, so no.
Keep telling yourself that.

 

by Shaneo39
1-10-08
Do You think we should make Trav get a job or go to College or something?
Eh, hes just in a transitional period, he just needs some time to figure out what he wants to do. He'll be OK.
Although, look at the clock, its almost 6 PM and hes still in bed. I haven't seen him all day.
No kidding, and I bet Shanes still sleeping too, I haven't seen him all day either, where the hell is he at? HUH?
Shane moved out 17 months ago.
Oh yeah. Shit.

 

by Shaneo39
1-10-08
Yo Dude, you catch Lost last night?
Nah, i DVRed it though, so don't tell me what happened.
Shane works with a crew of degenerates at his companys, Blue & Chong, corporate headquarters. Please state your name and place of birth:
Freddy, New Jersey
Joe, California
*8 hours of Every Day*

 

by Shaneo39
1-10-08
The main point im trying to make is that our ad budget is not equaling up to our intake on resulting sales.
Agreed, still, i think we need to find ways to get our name out there, show people that we're not just a firm that caters to rich clientel.
Thats also a very good point. What do the charts look like?
If you look here, you can see that our spending vs. revenue from said ad campaign is steadily starting to balance. . . .
Calvin and Hobbse have really fallen off. Waterson should have never come out of retirement.
I just dont understand how Hobbes got hired at the law firm.

 

by Shaneo39
1-10-08
Yo, Timmy, check this kid. I got a hot dinner date with a girl tonight, but they'll only go if i can get a friend for her twin-sister, interested?
Ah, no thanks dude, i gotta meet up with my Guild tonight and discuss strategy. Plus, i had a Hungry man like, 40 minutes ago.
. . . . . . .
Bobby, can you equip your Sword of Firelight, please. . . . .thank you.
You're dying alone, you know that right?
Huh, what?

 

by Shaneo39
1-10-08
Ah, ha, King Me, king me.
We're playing chess you fucking idiot.

 

by Shaneo39
1-10-08
Yo, Im going to the airport, ill be back in a week, me and Timmy are going to Mexico.
I had a dream last night that you were in a plane crash. I wouldn't get on that plane.
Thanks dude, thats real reasuring, but, i'm sure i'll do fine . . . . . .asshole.
Tried to warn him
Fuck

 

by Shaneo39
1-10-08
Well Shit.
Eh, this isn't so bad. At least ill get my peace and quite, and be able to enjoy a little tropical weather. Could be worse.
SHANE!! THERE YOU ARE, I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD, WANNA PLAY TAG OR SOMETHING?
Fuck

 

by Shaneo39
1-10-08
What He Says - - - - - - What He Means
I Like World of Warcraft.
I Dislike Intercourse.
What He Says - - - - - - What He Means
I Played in the Band in High School.
I Disliked Intercourse in High School.
What He Says - - - - - - What He Means
I Took extra math and science classes in College.
I Disliked Intercourse In College.

 

by Shaneo39
1-14-08
What do we do now?
I dont know Tim, im not Survivorman.
I love that show! What other shows do you watch? Maybe we watch some more of the same shows?!?
Tim, why dont you kill yourself.
So you can feast on my flesh? Pssh, good try.
. . . . .

 

by Shaneo39
1-14-08
Find anything useful?
Nah, this island is really only like 20 feet wide on all sides, i looked for like, 4 hours and didn't find a thing, Sorry, eh, hey wait, is that an XBox?
No
Yes it is, where the hell did you find an XBox?
In your mothers gaping vagina.
. . .thats HIGHLY unlikely.

 

by Shaneo39
1-14-08
I wonder if that was the right thing to do?
Excuse me son, but you are 100% sure you were the only survivor on that island?
Yes sir, absalutely sir.
Absalutely the right choice.

 

by Shaneo39
1-14-08
Fuck

 

by Shaneo39
1-14-08
HEY SHANE, IM BACK FROM MY SWIM, I DIDN'T SWALLOW ANY SALT WA. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .SHANE?
. . . . . . . . . .SHANE?

 

by Shaneo39
1-14-08
Sup Berger, whats goin on, you hear i survived a plane crash on a desert island?
Oh yeah *hick* But what about Tim, wasn't he *hick* on the plane?
Uhh, he musta died in the crash. Never really thought about it, to tell you the truth.
You sure *hick* that you didn't tell the resucers that he *hick* died and then left him behind on the Island? Because that sounds a lot more like you then *hick* "he died in the crash."
Kill him and hide his body under the floor. . . .
Doesn't it?

 

by Shaneo39
1-14-08
Fuckin hedgehog, jump over the fucking spring you asshole.
*Click* *creak* *SLAM*
Seriously, how fucking difficult is it, you have special fucking shoes, jump you cuntwhore, fucking jump. . .
You son of a bitch.
Shut up Tim, make me sandwhich.
. . . . . .ok.

 

by Shaneo39
1-14-08
Heh, remember that time i stole all that shit from Walmart?
Yeah, that turned out prolly as good as it could have.
I love this town.
Me too.

 

by Shaneo39
1-14-08
I was thinking the other day, you know what really pisses me off? When people abuse their power.
How so?
Goodness, my third Hole-In-One today. Thats gotta be a record. Well, time to pay up.
. . .
Nevermind
Ok?

 

by Shaneo39
1-14-08
*SLAM* Hey Tim, do you know what happened with my ster. .i . . .o . . . .
Actually, I think i left something in the car.

 

by Shaneo39
1-14-08
Shane stumbles into the wrong castle.

 

by Shaneo39
1-14-08
We shouldn't have brought him.
I told you Racoon City was a bad vacation spot.

 

by Shaneo39
1-14-08
The light above the creepy window always has to be burn out doesn't it?
It was either that or double our zombie makeup budget.

 

by Shaneo39
1-14-08
Heh, sucks for you.
Fuck

 

by Shaneo39
1-14-08
You ever like, sit back and think about the Universe, OUR universe, its an infinate place, where there isnt an end to whats out there? You know?
If I say yes, will you stop starring at me and grab the flag?
Uh, i guess.
Yes, all the time.

 

by Shaneo39
1-14-08
Depressed and unable to break into the wrestling business, Bobby desided to seak out the greatest gimmick character of all time. Surely, HE could come up with a role that would make him famous. . . .
On a tip, Bobby slid into a dark alley behind the downtown Dennys and met with a man, almost as down on his luck as Bobby himself. Surely Doink The Clown could help him. . . .
Hmmm, Ive got JUST the thing for you. . . . .
He was sadly mistaken. . . .

 

by Shaneo39
1-14-08
WHAT WOMEN SEE. . . .
WHAT MEN SEE. . . .
WHAT HOMELESS PEOPLE SEE. . . .

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