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Do you understand what I'm saying? I can make ALL of your dreams real!
Yeah, I heard it, and I'm telling you I wanna meet Nicolas Cage!
Do you understand what I'm saying?

 

You are watching scenes of cruelty in a meat farm of Texas.
People that eat meat are so disgusting, don't you think?
Oh man, I'm so sorry!

 

Today we're going to talk about humorous pauses. A humorous pause is a middle panel without any dialogues, that prepares you for the punch line. Got it?
No.

 

I just LOOOOOVE the Twilight Saga! Edward and Bella have feelings for each other and Jacob has feelings for Bella, but Bella doesn't know if she has feelings for Jacob, so she marries him and...
Jenna, I don't like this thing. I think it completely descaracterizes, not to say humiliates vampires.
WHAT??!! How can you say that?
Sorry Jen, but real vampires don't sparkle in the sun, they turn into ashes! That's not a vampire! THAT'S NOT A VAMPIRE!
Jimmy, calm down--
SHUT UUUUUP!!!!!

 

I think he's going to make a new strip!
Yes, I hope it's a funny one!
Will it be about politics? Or religion? Or maybe a parody of some new blockbuster?
I don't know, but I'm sure it'll be smart!
Well, it's the last panel! Here comes the big joke! I can't wait to see what he came up with!
Wait a minute...

 

Welcome to "Psychology Hour". Today we're going to talk about spoilerphobia, an extreme fear of spoilers.
Watch out, Bunnyman! You're gonna stumble!
Damn, bro! What the fuck? You just had to say it, right? Just HAD TO!

 

What are you doing, Jimmy?
Just watching Kendra's sex tape.
JIMMY!
Don't worry, Holly. You're still my favorite.

 

Oh my God, Jimmy! What happened to you?
Charles Xavier cosplay.

 

I am Master Goat, keeper of the Eternal Rainbow Key.
What?
One can seek knowledge by asking me three questions. However, after that, one shall be killed.
Are you serious?
Yes, I am.
Only three questions?

 

I'm God, and I am good and forgiven.
I'm Cthulhu, and I kill everyone.
HA!

 

A stupid character is a tool to make what would be a quite boring conversation between two adults into a funny dialog.
PIE!
Do you understood? Because if you didn't I can--
PIE! PIE!
Pie.

 

CACETE, MEU! NÃO PODE EXPULSAR O KAKÁ! OLHA COMO ATACA, ESSA COSTA DO MARFIM!
Hey brazilian, you know I can't understand you, right?
ELE NÃO FEZ NADA, FOI O OUTRO QUE SÓ ATACAVA ELE!
Fuck off, I don't care about you!
CALA BOCA, GALVÃO!
Oh my God, what does this mean?!

 

You know what's the worst part of being Jesus?
Birthday and Christmas on the same day.
What about your crucifixon?
C'mon, guys! It was just a joke!

 

I am Master Goat, keeper of the Eternal Rainbow Key. One can seek knowledge by asking me three questions. However, after that, one shall be killed.
Ok.
That's it? Ok? Aren't you amazed by my speech?

 

Well, so I had this ideia of a 2Girls1Cup sequel.
That's great, Gary! We from Porno Graphic Inc. are always looking for fresh, new ideas. Tell me more about it.
It's called 4Girls2Cups.
Why don't we called it 4Girls1Cup?
Because that would be disgusting.

 

Good evening, Dr. Frankenburn. It came to my knowledge that you are not paying your eletricity bills.
Eletricity bills? That's not possible!
All the power in my castle comes from the striking forces of lightning storms!!!
It fucked my PlayStation 2.

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