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by Ungreat
2-26-09
It's a routine procedure. Frank will be back on his feet in no time.
...later.
Do you know where I can find a Frank Smedly?
...much later.
Well.....funny thing happened.

 

by Ungreat
2-26-09
You've got to be forceful if you want to get ahead here.
Suppose your right.
Now get the hell in there and show Smith you're regional manager material.
Eye of the fucking tiger.
Little while later....
He raped me.

 

by Ungreat
2-27-09
In office Security.
What's in the briefcase?
Nothing.
Let me rephrase that. It's what's in the case or 'oh god what's that rubber gloved hand up my ass?'
Staplers.

 

At the north pole....
Creeping into sleeping kids rooms and emptying your sack. You'll burn for that you sick bastard.
But good boys and girls want my little presents.
by Ungreat, 2-27-09

 

by Ungreat
2-27-09
First day tour huh? Well this is the staff lounge, coffees good and they even have foosball.
Through here we have the secret rape dungeon.
And these are the cubicles or as we like to call them 'the pit'.
Wait.....did you say foosball...sweet!

 

by Ungreat
2-27-09
Smith's secretary is hot. Think I have a shot?
Doesn't help that you're fat and look like a sex offender.
What do you mean fat?

 

by Ungreat
2-27-09
At the morning meeting....
The person chosen for the regional manager position will go through the same tried and tested process the company has always used.
Now if you will please gather up your weapons we can proceed to the ring of death.

 

by Ungreat
2-28-09
This is not what it looks like!
It looks like you've been killing then raping homeless people while dressed as the Easter Bunny.
Hmm.....maybe it is what it looks like.

 

by Ungreat
2-28-09
So I got the new expansion pack and now you can go to level 80 and have an armored Murloc......
Why are you staring like that?
I'm seeing If I can kill you with my mind.

 

by Ungreat
3-01-09
Plucked from the obscurity of having a celebrity parent.........
Sold her soul to a multinational conglomerate for fame and fortune......
Until the inevitable downward spiral of drink and doing hand jobs for Meth....
Coming Summer 2011 The Miley Cyrus Story

 

by Ungreat
3-01-09
Black was so last season.

 

by Ungreat
3-03-09
Racist!

 

by Ungreat
3-06-09
Bad thing....
Woah, shit are you masturbating....sorry dude.
Knock next time!!!
Worse thing...
Woah, shit are you masturbating....wait, is that Schindlers List!?!
Urgh...don't judge me...urgh....urgh.

 

by Ungreat
3-07-09
Finally got on the bandwagon and got a computer.
Wow, only fifteen years behind the rest of us. Just make sure you take it easy.
Take it easy? What could possibly go wrong on the internet?
.....a few days later.
I'm TV's Chris Hansen and you're on 'To Catch a Predator'.

 

by Ungreat
3-07-09
Go Catomon! Use your fast claw attack!
Wait...you want me to fight that retarded yellow mouse looking thing?
I said fast claw now!
Isn't this just dog-fighting with bells on?
Do it or it's back in the little fucking ball!
:sigh:

 

by Ungreat
5-16-09
Dude, this 'Swine Flu' has got me freakin out!
Why, it's only infected a handful of people?
Those around pigs got it worst I think. Catch you later.
:oink:?
Oh hey Porky. Listen, I think we should see other people.

 

by Ungreat
9-19-09
.....Dateline NBC.
This is 'To Catch a Predator', that was me posing as a young girl in the chatroom.
For what twisted reason did you think it was okay to meet a thirteen year old girl?
Err.....I'm thirteen?
...enter stage left.
I'm also TV's Chris Hansen, so you admit to posing as a young girl to lure this child here.
WTF!?!

 

by Ungreat
9-20-09
In a secret location.....
Well that's the last of the world's population dead Professor Chaos, what's the next step.
Now it's just the two of us we can together repopulate the world.
:sigh: You really haven't thought this plan through have you?
Is it sexy time yet?

 

by Ungreat
9-24-09
Can't believe it's my birthday already.
A friends agreed to help me with your present, I know you've always wanted to try a threesome.
You're the best wife ever!!
That sounds like the door now.
Yo dude names Steve, I'm like here for the threesome.
:sob:

 

by Ungreat
9-26-09
At a crime scene.
It was that guy over there.
How do you know?
I'm God.
Another case closed.

 

by Ungreat
5-23-10
At the old Jenkins place.
...and that's how I knew it was you in the monster suit all along old man Jenkins.
Suck lead Hippy!
......three hours later.
....his wounds were just too severe. Your son is dead.
Oh Me no!
.....three days later.
Hey dad.
Jesus Christ!

 

by Ungreat
6-25-11
In the offices of God & Son....
Look I don't have the bloody keys i'm sure I gave them to you.
My word holds together the nature of reality so it's impossible for me to have the damn keys if I say I don't!!
Have you checked your pocket?
You're an ass.

 

by Ungreat
6-26-11
.....almost seven days later.
I think everything is back so try not to unmake reality again.
Durrrrrr
Mulligan?

 

by Ungreat
6-27-11
Welcome human to our ship of the stars.
Why am I here?
Our mission is to learn from the human race and perhaps in the process better know ourselves.
Wow, I'm honored.
Got the roofies and probe lube, lets get this party started!
Really not the best timing Steve.

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