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by attitudechicka
8-31-01
Romeo, like Romeo, wherefore like art thou, Romeo?
Should I tell her he's hitting on her nurse?
I'll be your Romeo.
Like, Kill me now.

 

by attitudechicka
8-31-01
Did you touch my daughter?
N-n-no sir.
You better not have touched my daughter.
I swear, sir, I didn't touch her.
Could you make it a little more realistic?
We were acting?

 

by attitudechicka
9-01-01
I don't believe in your part.
Where's the emotion?! The body language?!? It may not be Shakespeare but it deserves the same respect!
Now let's here that line again!
Welcome to McDonald's, can I take your order?

 

by attitudechicka
9-03-01
I don't appriciate you using my razor.
I didn't use your razor.
I don't believe you. I found it next to the sink, when it's usually in the bathtub.
I swear, I didn't use it!
If you would have thought about this logically, you'd know where that razor's been... I have two different kinds of Nair, yet I have a razor...
Eww!

 

by attitudechicka
9-06-01
Have you ever noticed how when people make the finger quotes, anything said then could be seen as sexual?
Um... I never really-
For example, why don't you come over for "dinner" tonight?
We're having "meatloaf".
Is that an invite or an example?

 

by attitudechicka
9-08-01
Considering that it is the end of the world, I suppose I could have sex with you.
Something still smells fishy...
Oh.
Well, alright then.

 

by attitudechicka
9-13-01
You blinked!

 

by attitudechicka
9-14-01
Meanwhile...
Finally, I have arrived ashore.
Now to figure out where the hell I am...
Veronica, how did you find me here?
Well, I was actually just leaving Aussie's house...

 

by attitudechicka
9-16-01
Hi, I'm considering joining your church.
The church of arse is always open to new members.
Great--
Now, let's see your arse.
Um, ok...
You qualify. Welcome to the congregation.

 

by attitudechicka
9-17-01
Well, I'm going to play Magic, so you can entertain yourself.
Great in a strange place, know a total of 4 people...
Would you like to play Yatzee?
Sure, ok.
Since we don't know your name, we shall call you "Hot Chick".
Say, can I take you guys home for occasional ego boosts?

 

by attitudechicka
9-19-01
Dan, there appears to be an over abundance of newbies lately.
I've noticed this as well.
Look, here's one now.
Read my comix! They're funny!
They're absolutely homotastic!
Wow, thanks!

 

by attitudechicka
9-20-01
"The Cat In The Hat" by Doctor Seuss. *ahem* The--
Sir?
What is it, second banana?
Your missile is ready.
Excellent. Beautiful, isn't it kitty?

 

by attitudechicka
9-23-01
Is it true that the Asian girls ruined your love life?
Well, kind of...
Kind of as in how?
Well, it was more due to stripcreator in itself...
Did it make you want to KILL the Asian girls?
Well, yes. I mean no. NO!

 

by attitudechicka
9-24-01
Hey, Reaper, I got a proposition for you.
Yeah, what's that?
Instead of that Jim guy that's going to be here tomorrow, why don't you grab that hot blonde up there?
What's in it for me?
Does it not say in Matthew 7:7 "Ask and it will be given to you, seek and you will find, knock and the door will be opened to you"?
It does, but I'm not the one that said that, Dumbass. God is.

 

by attitudechicka
9-25-01
Okay kids, today's story is about my crucifixion.
From John 19; Then Pilate took me and had me flogged.
Hey, kid, if you pants Jesus, I'll give you a cookie.
Fucking right!

 

by attitudechicka
9-28-01
PH33R /\/\3!
What?
57UP1D 61RL.
Are you talking that stupid H4X0R 5P33K again?
YU0R JU57 J34L0U5.
Cut it out or no 53X for you tonight.

 

by attitudechicka
9-28-01
Once upon a time there was a fluffy bunny being as fluffy as can be
I have 6 children
I have a lot more
He was married to an equally fluffy bunny and lived with her in a hole in the ground just outside of New Orleans also living in the house were his mother-in-law his two children and their pet squirrel
I have three nails
I have a lot more
They were a big happy family until one day the fluffy mother-in-law went on a rampage and ate them all except the squirrel she claims it was because she wasn't too nuts about them
I have a letter
I have a lot more

 

by attitudechicka
10-01-01
Hey Tobor. How's it flowin'?
FLOWIN'?
Yeah, like "how's it hanging", or "how's it going".
OH. IT ISN'T REALLY HANGING AT THE MOMENT, BUT IT GOES PRETTY WELL.
Um, yeah, okay. Do you want to join my friends and I at a game of hackeysack?
SURE. TOBOR LOVE GAMES WITH BALLS.

 

by attitudechicka
10-04-01
1 RAARR
In Arse We Trust
RAARR 1

 

by attitudechicka
10-05-01
I just need to call in my associate, X'xyx for assistance.
No problem doc.
X'xyx, make that gun do it's thing!
Sure thing, Doctor Martin.
Damn, that was a great cheeseburger. Anyway, it seems you've come down with the deadly Argubugan virus. Oops, too late.

 

by attitudechicka
10-07-01
I love working at this haunted house.
Me too. I love hearing people screaming in fear, it's great!
Hey the lights are on. How'd that happen?
Well, apparently the TX2 in the tower triggered the FD button causing the motion sensory lights to cease and the house lights on.
English please?
Norm ordered a fire drill.

 

by attitudechicka
10-23-01
Isn't that that girl from a few years back? Seems she's grown up a bit...
Hello there. Do you remember me?
That dog is wearing underpants!
Apparently so...

 

by attitudechicka
11-03-01
I LIKE CHICKEN!
Bwak, cluck, cluck.
I LIKE YOU!

 

by attitudechicka
11-08-01
Jessica, I've done it!
Done what?
Found a cure for cancer. I put it in this ice cream. Try a bite.
This tastes like Barium Enema. It reminds me of that episode of full house where D.J. says, "I'm not really that hungry, dad. I had dinner at Kimmy's." And then Danny said...
Not again. Always trying to impress me with her ability to recite every episode of Full House...
And then Kimmy and D.J. weren't friends, but Kimmy had left a CD in D.J.'s room, so Kimmy says, "I want my CD back"...

 

by attitudechicka
11-26-01
Well, you've been working here three months now, Gia.
Yes, I know, Paul.
You've been doing good work, and I'm proud of you.
Um, thanks, Paul.
We should do something to celebrate.
Can that celebration come in the form of a pay raise?

 

by attitudechicka
2-02-02
Hello sir, care to try the new placebo Quackacilin?
Sure.
Quackacilin is a new placebo doctor recomended for its effectiveness.
Tastes like candy.
Use only as directed. Many barnyard animals were harmed in the testing of this product.
Are your ailments cured?
All of them!

 

by attitudechicka
9-27-02
o/` If I can't have ewe, o/`
o/` I don't want nobody, baby. o/`
Damn my luck.

 

by attitudechicka
10-01-02
I think I need a vacation...
Boyfriend's number blocked.
Now I can finally relax.

 

by attitudechicka
10-04-02
Hey Spankling, what are you doing here?
It's the 5th of the month. I'm here to remind you to do your breast self-exam.
Thanks, Spanks, I'd nearly forgotten.
Proof once again that the friend-to-friend program really works.
By the way, do you need any help?

 

by attitudechicka
10-30-02
We just need to get a little more information before we give you your schedule.
Do you live in a house, apartment or trailer?
A trailer.
Ooooh-kay. We don't accept your kind here. Please leave.

 

by attitudechicka
11-01-02
Father, I am moving out.
I don't think that's a good idea.
You have limited knowlege of the real world and I don't think you'll make it.
How bout I just stay here a little while longer then?
But I've already turned your room into a storage closet.

 

by attitudechicka
11-21-02
You know why this comic should win the comic cup, Colin?
Why's that, Gia?
Because it's the only one I'm submitting.
...and?
And, by using the bedroom background, it hints that something sexual is about to happen.
Don't tease me like that.

 

by attitudechicka
12-24-02
Merry Christmas!
What's this?
A big butt?!?
Well, I figured no one else was getting you one...
Actually, I put the J-Lo butt maximizer on my Christmas list.

 

by attitudechicka
1-07-03
How a girl breaks up with a guy...
Our zodialogical signs don't match, we don't share the same interests, we have nothing in common, my friends hate you, if we had children they'd be ugly, you snore when you sleep...
My parents think you're cheap, so basically, I think we should see other people.
How a guy breaks up with a girl...
Dude, I don't love you.

 

by attitudechicka
2-10-03
Great party. I'm completely trashed.
Yeah, me too. So, internet?
I thought you'd never ask.
What should we look up?
Let's send information requests to colleges!
Sounds like a super-de-duper idea.

 

by attitudechicka
2-10-03
What college is that?
Hickey. It's a business school in Westport.
Put my name in there. Ask if a GED is good enough.
Where the fuck is the "B" key?
There's no "B" in GED.
There is now.

 

by attitudechicka
2-10-03
Dude. I think I'm gonna pass out. Can I use your bed?
As long as you clear the crap off it first.
Have fun looking up college crap.
Okay. By the way, what's your email address?
Attitudechicka at yahoo, why?
No reason. *giggle*

 

by attitudechicka
2-10-03
Two days later...
Well, my hangover is finally gone, but I've got this strange ringing in my ears.
"Ring! Ring!"
Oh. It's the phone. Hello?
Hi, Gia, this is Margaret* with Hickey college.
*Name changed to protect the innocent
Damn you, Jason!
We're calling to set up a tour of the campus.

 

by attitudechicka
6-13-03
Gia, we got invited to the ultimate caver challenge!
That's great, Mom, but how does that affect me?
Well, since they're not allowing pets, we need you to feed the dog.
Probably wouldn't hurt to give her a bath either.
So you'll do it?
I'm on that like punkrockskaboy's lips on brad's ass.

 

by attitudechicka
6-18-03
Did you find the name of Nanna's old flame?
Yes, it was Kristopher Auffman.
I found an email address for a kaufman. Think it's the same guy?
It's worth a shot. If not, maybe he'll come anyway.
Nana really didn't have many friends, anyway...

 

by attitudechicka
7-30-03
Why can't I sign a record deal?
Maybe I just need to change my image...
Bet they've never seen a rockin clown before at FU Records!
Damn.

 

by attitudechicka
8-01-03
NE1 wanna chat 2 a 15/m?
Hi there, Sexxy. U lookin 4 me? Sexxxy 15/m here.
NE1 wanna chat 2 a 15/m?

 

by attitudechicka
8-06-03
The State Fair, What would summer be without it?
So what do you think of the fair?
It's just a way to block traffic, make fourty blocks smell like a barn, and eat a zillion twinkies.
So you don't want to go?
Personally, I think we're better people for not going.

 

by attitudechicka
8-19-03
Dude, youre getting a dill!

 

by attitudechicka
8-21-03
DAAAAAAD!
The garter belt you bought me is too big.
I bought it a little big so you could grow into it, sweetie.

 

by attitudechicka
8-29-03
So what is the big complaint today, Cathy?
I have no complaints.
Theres always something. Diet not working?
I lost 6 pounds.
Men not attracted to you anymore?
Men were attracted to me?

 

by attitudechicka
9-04-03
Back to school time again.
Maybe this will be the year I am popular.
Look, its Jerkoff Billy!
Damn, dude, as if youve never been turned on by your health teacher!

 

by attitudechicka
9-21-03
Monkey, monkey...
Monkey, monkey...
Donkey, donkey...
Jackass.

 

by attitudechicka
9-21-03
My mom thinks you don't like her.
I don't.
Oh.

 

by attitudechicka
9-25-03
Hey, this invisible potion really worked!
Great, so let's proceed with the plan.
Right. We sneak in to the girl's locker room...
And get back our pocket protectors!

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