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by bankerrap
7-19-07

 

by bankerrap
7-19-07
Taking into consideration that the world has ended and everyone I know has been killed. You would think I would give up on my faith.
But that is what's so great about Christianity, I know that God always has good intentions
YOU WILL ALL PAY! ALL OF YOU!!! THINK YOU CAN KILL THE SON OF GOD!

 

by bankerrap
7-19-07
You know sometimes I think it's better to just not open emails
If I hadn't said I wanted to know the truth I could been sitting in my nice fake house with a nice fake cup of tea.
HELLO

 

by bankerrap
7-19-07
I heard Opitimus Prime has been spending alot of time on the internet recently.
He better watch out or he might turn into a Transforum.

 

by bankerrap
7-19-07
Yesterday the police followed an inquiry into the large amount of missing Transformers.
During the investigation they were seen interrogating a number of yachts.
But sadly the reports revealed that they were only ‘Row Boats in Disguise’.

 

I mean I'm almost 90% sure that I'm indestructible.
by bankerrap, 7-20-07

 

by bankerrap
7-20-07
What do you get if you cross a robot with a Robin Reliant?
A very unhappy transformer.

 

by bankerrap
7-21-07
Who are you?
I'm the ghost of Xmas past.
Hey could you take me past to last xmas?
Why is it a xmas that holds something very dear to you?
Not really, I just wanted to pick up my Ipod before I got drunk tried to blend it at New Year.
Oh.

 

by bankerrap
7-22-07
That'll be £20 thank you
What? I was just walking through!
£20
There's not even any houses here! You expect me to pay £20 to stand around in a carpark!
£20

 

by bankerrap
7-22-07
You've just passed Go have £200
Wow thanks.
I'm sorry but you have to pay Super Tax, that'll be £200
What!? This is ridiculous. I'm leaving this city!
By visiting the train station you have to pay £50
Grumble...grumble.

 

by bankerrap
7-22-07
What are you in for?
I rolled three doubles, you?
Oh, I'm just visiting.

 

by bankerrap
7-22-07
It's my birthday give me £10
But I don't want to
You have to.
Why?
£10

 

by bankerrap
7-26-07
Meep Meep
It worked! It's finally dead! My purpose for life has been fulfilled!
Dammit!
You have the right to remain silent.

 

by bankerrap
7-26-07
Was that it! I could have spent my time eating fish and catfood or doing something worthwhile with my life and THAT WAS IT!
Bit of a letdown?
More than you can imagine.

 

by bankerrap
7-27-07
Hey look I've just uploaded all my bands tracks onto the internet, it's all copyrighted and everything.
But your band are terrible, who would want to download that!
I know, but I'm charging people a £1 to download each song so they have to pay before they realise how bad it is.
See this is why illegal downloading exists.

 

Jesus christ what just happened?
I'm not sure, I downloaded an essay off the internet and the apocalypse happened!
by bankerrap, 7-27-07

 

It was a shame that Kenny had starting sinning after his arm was cut off, as it waited for him in heaven it had come very apparent that the rest of Kenny was going to hell.
by bankerrap, 7-27-07

 

The golfers would always regret letting the local boys caddy for them.
by bankerrap, 7-27-07

 

Nice hat.
by bankerrap, 7-27-07

 

Dammit and I always liked my back.
by bankerrap, 7-27-07

 

So do I need a cream for that or will it just go away by itself?
by bankerrap, 7-27-07

 

Expecting a Pot of Gold Bob was highly disapointed.
by bankerrap, 7-27-07

 

by bankerrap
10-11-07
I could really use a hand job.
Well could you at least scratch my nose?

 

by bankerrap
3-25-08
Somewhere in Britain
And now more on the American election
What's that? Oh yes. I don't care.

 

by bankerrap
3-25-08
I checked the file and it's true.
Are you sure? Is there nothing we can do?
I'm sorry but if a black man or a white woman are up for presidental. The world will explode.
How about a black woman?
I think we'd be ok.
Quick get me a lock of Clinton's hair, Obama's toenail clipping and meet me at the genetic lab in an hour. Hilbarack Obamaton shall exist.

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