All comics by carefully_strange

 

I finnaly made it to the university. Now, if I can find my way to the dorms, I can get my room. I wonder what my roomate's going to be like.
Your on the second floor. Careful, we haven't had time to wash the floors yet.
This guy seems a little strange, but whatever, now to move into my new room.
"Haven't had time to wash the floors?"

 

DormZ
I've finnaly made it to the university. I can't wait to meet my roomate and move in.
Wow! It looks so nice and new in here.
Or maybe I was wrong...
Welcome to rez.

 

DormZ
Ok. Well, I'm sure things aren't as bad as they seem.
I'm sure after I meet my roomate and finnish moving in things will be ok.
Or I could yet again be proved wrong.
Hey roomie. Don't mess with my stuff and we'll be ok.

 

DormZ
So, why is my roomate a monkey?
I am here as a government experement testing entrance criteria for University
What, you're testing if even you can get in?
No. I am testing if even you can.
You are not doing so good thus far. You have not even questioned why I can talk.

 

OK then...... Well, If we're going to be living together, I guess I should introduce myself. I'm Max.
Max? That is the best your parrents could come up with?
What's wrong with Max? It could mean Maximillian, or party to the Max.
I realy do not think so.
Ok then. What do you think Max stands for.
Maxipad

 

Ok then wise guy. What's your name?
He who jumps from branch, gets foot caught on leaf, and falls on head.
So, your clumsy then
That will work

 

My roomates a monkey, the dorm manager's a dinosaur, is there nothing good here? Maybe I should just head home now.
Then again...
Hi. I'm Rachel.
Dammit...
So your the one rooming with my ex-boyfriend

 

I need some help moving in the last of my stuff. Would you mind helping me?
Sure
I needed to move the desk out to make room for my craps table.
What? Isn't gambling illegal in dorms?
You really are naive
Are those kegs holding up your bed?

 

Our floor RA Brian should be able to help you understand dorms a little better. why don't you go find him?
Sure, why not. A little understanding would help a lot right now.
Why is Death wandering the halls?
Oh. That's Brian.

 

Wait. Our floor RA is Death?
Ya, his job was starting to get to him, so he descided to take a course here.
Ummmm.......OK. What exactly is he taking?
Photography. He said it calms his nerves.
What does he photograph then? The people who just died?
That, and kittens.

 

So, why were you dating a monkey anyway?
He seemed like a sweet guy at first, before he started throwing crap at the professors.
Please tell me you mean pens and things like that.
He's a monkey. What do you think.
Right in the middle of class?
Gave a whole new twist to our studies on the psychology of sexuality.

 

I'm you from the future. I've come back to give you vital information
Are you going to tell me how to become a millionaire?
No. but I'm not sure why I didn't think of that too. I'm here to warn you about physics
Physics? But I'm not even taking physics. Just let me finish hooking up my computer.
I don't mean the class. The wires here are as old as the building.

 

Hi, I'm Max. I'm taking your English 100 class
MAX! ARE YOU THE ONE THAT THREW CRAP AT ONE OF THE PSYCHOLOGY PROFESSORS!?!
Umm, no. this is my first year here.
OH, SO YOUR A MOMA'S BOY WHO'S HAVING UNIVERSITY PAID FOR HIM!
Umm, no. I'm on student loans.
WELL THEN WELCOME TO THE CLASS. THE SOONER YOU ACKNOWLEGE HOW MUCH MORE I KNOW THEN YOU, THE SOONER YOU WILL PASS.

 

Hi. I'm Max. I thought I'd try to meet the rest of the people on the floor.
No time. I'm trying to get the Ring of Eternity, and I'm only 5 grazgogs away.
If you want to talk, IM my MSN before I log on every night at 7.
I don't have MSN...
Then we have nothing more to talk about.

 

Wow, your room has a window? Sweet.
Don't all the rooms have windows?
Ya, but my room doesn't have this window.
You don't happn to have any weed do you? I'm running low.
I take it your parents are paying for your schooling.

 

Wow. How'd you guess that?
Just a shot in the dark. What are you taking here anyway?
I'm getting my BA in FA.
They have a bachelors degree in Fuck All?
Fine Art
Close enough

 

So, umm, Brian? Hi, I live on your floor.
Hi.
I hear you like kittens.
Yes, I do. I hear you like to breath.
Ummm, yes. sorry, I was just trying to talk about something that intrests you.
So was I.

 

Yes, breathing does interest me. what does that have to do with kittens
You breath, kittens breath. it's all the same.
So, anything that breaths interests you? why is that?
I usualy only see things after they stop breathing. I like seeing what people are like while they're still alive.
So if you like seeing people while we're still alive, why do you photograph kittens?
I didn't say I like seeing people, I said I like seeing what their like. It's much more satisfying when they stop breathing that way. I just like kittens

 

That'll be $10.78 please.
For chips, a pop, and a burger? don't you think that's a little high?
This is your first year isn't it?
Ya, how'd you guess?
Because your comparing us to McDonalds, and you seem think complaining will make a difference.

 

Hey! Want to Join our new Sustanability Club?
I guess. What would I have to do?
Well, first thing would be to help us give out the 5000 pamphlets we had printed up on how to save paper.
um......
Then help us Raise money for the Save the Snow party we want to throw.
you know. I think I'll pass.

 

Typing to a classmate
So, what did I miss in History Today
I think he was talking about the American Civil War, or maybe the War of Independence. Not sure
Typing to a classmate
Ya, he talks realy fast, it's hard to make sense of him.
I was also high, so you know how it is. I've got the notes though if you want them.
Typing to a classmate
Thanks that would help a lot
No problem.

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