CC476 Don't believe everything you're told by gglobus5-17-11 The Lord has given me ten commandments. We have to live by these for the next few thousand years, so pay attention. Number one... I know we've been walking for a while, but God told me the promised land is just a couple of miles this way. Haha...and then I told him there'd be milk and honey. hahahaha
Spiritual Support by gglobus5-18-11 Lord, there is so much sin and suffering in the world. Wars and corruption span the globe. People are starving to death. What can we do to save the world? Have you tried turning it off and turning it back on again?
Forbidden love by gglobus5-19-11 Harry, is there something you want to tell me? Nothing I can think of God. Harry, I see everything. Oh God, I know it's not Kosher, but I love bacon. I told him everything baby, it's over, I'm sorry. Harry no! I can convert.
Hipster Cop: Fridays at 9/8c by gglobus5-28-11 You're under arrest for standing on a corner for three hours without a license. What? That's illegal? Yeah, it's a really obscure law, you probably haven't heard of it. Next week on Hipster Cop I became a cop ironically.