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by lima
12-18-01
shh! Dave is deep in conversation.....
Look!
Im rotating!
Hahaha!
this is it, im going to kill him...

 

by lima
12-18-01
haha! all your base are belong to us!
somebody set up us the bomb!
you have no chance to survive make your time!
main screen turn on
take off every "zig"!
*sigh* fuck this

 

by lima
12-18-01
i got another letter today, i reckons its gonna be bleak
":/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/"
fuck

 

by lima
12-18-01
soootrreeanannnshhppoosseee, or stooppp youurrr liiesssswhat you doooooo
cushbackinskhhoooooooll, weeeaarrrr thleaders.... of ithhhhhhhhhalllll
wow, you guys rock
thhhhhhhaannkksshhhh maaaaaannn

 

by lima
12-18-01
Haha! rotate dragon! hahaha, have you ever masturbated using 3 pieces of pasta an.....
:/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
nnnfffgh!!!!!!
mmm....... freshly greased greebo
what the FUCK have you done with Dave?!?!?
.......rumbled :////

 

by lima
12-19-01
Dave....
yeah?
Your 6ft 4, and im 5ft 11.... why do i appear to be taller than you?
erm......
*sigh* rotating is his answer to everything
hehe, rotation

 

by lima
12-19-01
hehe
hehehe
FUCK not you as well! :/\/\/\/\/\
hehe

 

by lima
12-21-01
In AD. 2100. War was beginning..
HAH!
aargh!
ALL YOUR EGGS ARE BELONG TO US!!!
wtf?
for great justi... no, no i didnt think so
Yeah thats it, you turn and you fucking go you little prick, ffs what the FUCK do you think your FUCKING playing at you WANKER!

 

by lima
12-21-01
1: Rage Against The Machine
IM GONNA KILL YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
2: GodSmack
owwwww!!!
3: Deftones
wwwweeeeeeerrrreee, soooooooooshhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit hhhhhhmmmmmmm and weeeeeeeee'llllllllll ne'errrrrrbebetteeeerrrrr thhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhan Muuusseeeeesshh
please! stop this bullshitty drivel....

 

by lima
12-21-01
4: One Minute Silence
57, 58, 59.....
5: The Lost Prophets
....where the fuck am i?....
6: Muse
AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAMMMMMMOOOOOOOOO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

by lima
12-21-01
meanwhile, in nazareth
dad, things cannot POSSIBLY get worse than THIS....
BRING ON THE ULITIMATE WEAPON!!!!
NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
HHEEEYYY!!!!!! it looks like your the son of the holy eternal spirit and your being crucified!

 

by lima
12-22-01
Jesus's last gasp effort to stop the dreaded paperclip
AH! at last! Hermes! did dad give you a message to give me?
yes, of course...
it reads: ":/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ :/ :// :/\/\/\/\/\"
fuck
ah well, what can you do, eh?

 

by lima
12-22-01
hey! your back!
yep, i died, was buried in a tomb, but i was bought back to life by the lord and now im here
so......... why the fuck are still being crucified?
ehjit
im still being cr......SHIT!!!

 

by lima
12-22-01
7: Ash
how cheap.....
8: Garbage
i resent that...
9: Machine Head
*sigh*

 

by lima
12-22-01
Now Zacheria, can you give me your Maths homework now please?
FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! MOTHERFUCKKKEERRRR!!!!
get out zack
Fuck tha' system shit yo capitalist bitch! Im gettin the fuck outta tha' buildin man, Mathematics dont have no direction, no message any more. Maths has gone as far as it can, im outta here
a while later, Tommy gets a letter
"blah blah blah blah yada yada......." who the fuck are Soundgarden?

 

by lima
12-22-01
Ladies and gentlemen, i am proud to present one of the funniest people we've ever had in our presence, this man truely is a legend in his own time
Its my pleasure to introduce a man whos so good they named him once, and gave him a really icky name as well which he's too embarassed to use in public. Put your hands together, for DAAVVVEEE!!!
Dont you hate it when you cum and you realise that youve spunked over the telly, and you cant watch casualty? CASUALTY MAN! He walks around and he's HUGE and stuff, and dolphins, did you kn......
wtf is this guy?

 

by lima
12-22-01
Liam's finally got lucky....
oh yeah Britney, mmmm
hehe
mm...... fucking hell your loose for a virgin.... :/
harsh
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

 

by lima
12-29-01
....and at thompson, we give you the best holidays for the cheapest prices.....
ummmmm id so love to **** that casualty guy...
mmmm, that dolphin is really cute, although i do suspect the other half of it's body doesnt actually exist due to this comic-creator being slightly primitive and amiga-500-esque
oh please, please make a move casualty man, i can come 15 feet....
DAVE!!!! ffs stop day dreaming.....
nnyrugh, wha? uh? awww man i was having the BEST dream!!!!!

 

by lima
12-31-01
10: Green Day
11: Blink 182
"blow job"
12: Sum 41
"blow job"
"...with nobs on"

 

by lima
1-06-02
Liam's bedroom mirror
im putting on weight
no gnittup mi thgiew
Dave's bedroom mirror
woohoo!
!oohoow
Matt's bedroom mirror
man i look good today
doog kool i nam yadot

 

by lima
1-09-02
press return too soon?
oh yeah

 

by lima
7-22-02
Priest vs Us
Jesus is good
7
He is the great holy man and you should copy his every word and action, for he is good
Who knows what to think?

 

by lima
7-23-02
Liam is about to eat Chino Moreno
aaargh!
yumm... grease
LIAM! you just ate the Deftones!
AND YOU DONT EVEN CARE!!!
shit, i must have got my "sorry" face mixed up with my "i just ate a shite band" face

 

by lima
9-14-02
did u know bob was going out with jane?
oooh
did u know bob was going out with jane?
oooh
did you throw my gob out of the way?
oh shut up, forgetful kid

 

by lima
9-14-02
This is our lord Jesus Christ. He is the most respected human in the world. He is naked, unshaven, poor, and dead
This is a gimp. He has no respect. He is a businessman with two mutinational companies, and a Jaguar.
this is a small rabbit with a big head
hi

 

by lima
1-11-03
liam and his dad have a meaningful chat
hi son, i want to give you this, its the hammer of doom, handed down in the family for generations
ooh
whatEVER you do, dont misuse it, or the world will be impovorished in weirdness for ooh, at least 2000 years
ooooh, how meaningful
later...
what have i DONE?!?!?!
oh your gonna pay for this....

 

by lima
1-11-03
ive got a big pain in my bum
and i try to itch it but it goes all red and makes it worse and...
...hey your not my doctor...
shit...

 

by lima
1-12-03
Liam walks in on a roleplaying sesh
I TAKE SEVEN HIT POINTS FROM YOUR ELF GUARDIAN! HAHAHA L33T
wwooaah
YOU!
ummm....
RUN! HE HAS THE PARCHMENT OF ETERNAL SOUL DAMNATION!!!
*muhaha*

 

by lima
1-14-03
squee squee squee widdle widdle weee widdlweeeooo wwwweeewweeooowwww!
niddillyniddilly neeeeee, neow neow neeooowww naddl enaddlenaddle nadlleneddle neddleneddlen weee!
widdlywweooee woo wee meemememememememme!
wowowwickawicka widdlyfleeeeeemindy squindy reeeee!
widdly weddly woddly wuddly wooooo.......... clump.
Van Halen pwnz j00, biatch

 

by lima
3-31-03
Have you heard radiohead's new album?
The concept album about the spanish civil war, portrayed through the medium of rubber sheep playing bongos?
yeah that one.
no ive been way too busy
Its looking feasable folks...
yeah? why?
its a bit secret, but it involvles Billy Corgan, Max Cavalera and the three remaining members of Audioslave.....

 

by lima
4-02-03
widdlywiddlywe eeeewiddlywooooo oweeoowwww
weeeeoowww widddlyweeee weeoow wowowowow
hey hey, havent you already done this comic strip?
yeah but i forgot the punchline midway through putting the background on the third strip, so i just used a crap HaXxor phrase and left it at that
....stop playing already..
i cant...

 

by lima
4-02-03
Zach and Tommy bump into each other in the playground
hey zach can i have a word wit..
wait a second mate, ive got something to say too....im quitting, i wanna start hanging out with the rap crew over by the swings
but..
come on you dont need me anyway, its not as if, left to your own devices, your gonna turn our band into sellout radio rock...
..
what? whats that look for?

 

by lima
4-03-03
1983 - Stage 1: Cornelius Soundgardeni
hey kim, lets make songs about spoons
good idea!
2003 - Stage 2: Cornelius Audioslavia
Hey Tom, lets make songs about fireworks
good idea!
2023 - Stage 3: Cornellus Corganitis
Billy.... you dont think were too old do you?
no way! i just saw a Nirvana song on VH1 classic, GRUNGE IS COMING BACK!!!

 

by lima
4-03-03
1991, Rage Against The Machine are rehearsing...
A BULLET IN YOUR KNEE!! YOU'LL GET A BULLET IN YOUR FUCKIN... no, that dont sound right
umm... A BULLET IN YOUR SHOULDE... no.. damn i cant think of a body part.... wat u lookin at Timmy C?
i think Tom is trying to say something...

 

by lima
4-04-03
Liam: Im beginning to think i need more variety in my characters...
hi im Chino Moreno from the Deftones
hey, im Chris Cornell from Audioslave
Dave: Yeah, especially with ugly ones like these
hi im Tom Morello from Rage Against The Machine
hi im Liam, i made this comic
shut up, your lucky i dont use that lasse from My Vitriol as a character
fuck off, morello-boy

 

by lima
4-04-03
Tom Morello (right, the one with the big head) leads a demonstration against strip-creators
im sick of you strip-creators, why do you always have to put me in your stupid godamn comics, IM SICK OF IT
...were not so different you and i..
dont change the subject

 

by lima
4-04-03
Tom Morello is still angry..
JUST BECAUSE THIS IS YOUR COMIC, DOESNT MEAN YOU CONTROL ME! FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!
damn

 

by lima
4-04-03
man if you pull ONE more stunt like that im gonna get RAGEY on your ass..
hheeyyyy it looks like you just got pwned...
#*%!

 

by lima
4-04-03
heyyyyy turn me b.... i mean, turn me back, now!
dammit theres gotta be a better punchline than this somewehere...
thankyou.... wtf!

 

by lima
4-04-03
..later
..so, all this was in aid of turning me into a different character, JUST so we dont look alike....
pretty much, it made for a good story tho eh? it had a begining, middle and end and everything!
i'll say..
i heard that!
freak

 

by lima
4-04-03
how DARE you call me a freak, its not as if i walk around carrying hammers and have a penchant for putting nails in my head!
dude, quit it, ive had enough of this series already
ok, end it here?
sounds fair to me
THE END!
hey, so this is what happens if the panels in your stories dont add up to a mulitple of three...
this is your fault Liam

 

by lima
4-04-03
man how much longer do we have to walk through this weirdness
until you wake up, Liam
i might fight my way out and run away if you dont stop being so nasty
you wouldnt say boo to a goose, Liam
b..
im a fucking chicken you fool

 

by lima
4-04-03
TODAY, A STORY INVOLVING SEX AND LIES!!
im female
TUNE IN, SAME TIME, NEXT WEEK!

 

by lima
4-04-03
these characters are getting awfully similar...
Hey, Im Chino Moreno from the Deftones
hey, im Chris Cornell from Audioslave
dude... behind you..
sorry what?
ffs
what? what's behind me?
hey im Dave Grohl from the Foofighters

 

by lima
4-05-03
1992..
yo, ya standin' in line? ya believin tha lies? ya bowin down to tha flag? ya get a bullet in tha head..
damnit, i cant have people rip America apart, the world would be happy and i would lose my job! there MUST be a way to damage this guy's credibility...
SHAASHHAAAMAA! SHAKALAKASHMAAA SHICKLESMAA UH! UH!
its working... its working..
whoa, what tha F**K was that?
i believe it was called "Evil Empire"

 

by lima
4-09-03
Chris Cornell meets Jesus
hey god
wtf? who the fuck are you? cant you see im in a bit of trouble here?
yeah yeah one second, get this...
sigh
"AND YOU STAARREE AT MEEEEE....
aww man thats just not funny

 

by lima
4-13-03
aHA! cornered you! time to find out who you REALLY are!
heyyyy! it looks like your going to reveal my secret identity!
your not gonna Bill Gates your way out of this, matey
Would you like me to A: Reveal my secret identity myself, B: Disappear and reappear when you least expect. C: JUST FUCK OFF OUT OF THE WAY!
and so, the paperclip's secret identity is found
oh my god! its Kingy the Emo Pirate!
yarr! im gonna go cry now

 

by lima
5-23-03
hi josh
hi dave
be a chum and stand over there josh
...okay
make way people, we have a comedy genius at work..
hehe
aiee!

 

by lima
7-06-03
carrots are soo good
stupid fucking banana

 

by lima
7-07-03
ok, if she was at Shakeburger, you HAVE to answer me this one question.... did she order the 'fries'?
the banana says that she was too full up on fries to have any more
i cant remember giving her extra fries this morning, ah well, i suppose if the mystical banana says its true....

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