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by mattiekitty
4-05-05
So I puked on her bed this morning.
You sure that was a good idea?
Well... she said she was sick and tired of cleaning up puke off the carpets every day.
I figured she'd enjoy the change.
I'm outta here..

 

by mattiekitty
4-06-05
Err...
Don't deny it. I know it was Rufus who puked on my bed yesterday.
Umm...
He's going on a strict diet. From this day forward, plain kibble and no more treats for Rufus!
Did she go for my "All Tuna Diet" plan?
Not exactly...

 

by mattiekitty
4-06-05
This "all kibble diet" is killing me! You gotta go swipe a hunka cake for me, George! PLEASE! I'm BEGGIN' you!
Rufus, it'll just make you puke again! She'll know I got you the cake and then she'll put ME on the "all kibble diet" too! No. No way. I can't do it.
... I'll give ya half...
Be right back...

 

by mattiekitty
4-06-05
That's it! I've had it with you guys. I've got better things to do than clean up your messes every night. I've had a hard day at work and I need to come home and relax!
You two are gonna have to shape up and stop being such bad kitties all the time. I don't think it's so much to ask for you to listen and do as I say...
Mmm... What'd she say?
Huh? Oh.. I wasn't listening.

 

by mattiekitty
4-08-05
OUT!!
I GOTTA GO OUT!
LET ME OUT!
I NEED OUT!
I gotta come in.

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