All comics by wiglot

Skull

by wiglot
4-27-14


	All I ever think about is killing myself but I already did that


	So now


	I just sit here all the time

Skull 2

by wiglot
4-27-14


	When you die nothing really happens


	At least not when you kill yourself


	I can't really speak from personal experience on how it is when you die any other way

Skull 3

by wiglot
4-27-14


	I used to own a Cher t-shirt from when Believe was released


	I didn't even like Cher, I just thought it was funny looking


	The picture they used for it made her look fat

Skull 4

by wiglot
4-27-14


	Did you know you can open a locked car door with a tennis ball?


	You stab a hole in the ball, then put the hole against the lock and press in fast and hard, the pressure pops the lock


	At least it worked on old cars, I'm not sure about newer ones with electronic locks

Skull 5

by wiglot
4-27-14


	I don't have very good teeth

Skull 6

by wiglot
4-27-14


	When I was alive I was a homosexual


	I'm not any more, though


	I'm a skull

Skull 7

by wiglot
4-27-14


	Now that I'm a skull I'm colorblind


	Which means I don't see race


	So I'm not a racist, is what I'm saying

Skull 8

by wiglot
4-27-14


	One time I ran out of toilet paper and I was pretty much broke for the month


	So I started using coffee filters to wipe with


	I was afraid they would clog the pipes but nothing ever happened

Skull 9

by wiglot
4-27-14


	The worst thing about being dead is I can't really do much of anything


	Except sit here

Skull 10

by wiglot
4-27-14


	Once when I was a little kid I pissed into my family's vcr


	Now I don't have a penis


	Heh

Skull 11

by wiglot
4-27-14


	Did you know Hulk Hogan was accused of molesting one of the kids on the set of Three Ninjas: High Noon?


	Not sure which kid it was


	Guess it doesn't really matter which kid it was

Skull 12

by wiglot
4-27-14


	Strippers are disgusting


	One broke my glasses with her tits once


	But that was when I was alive

Skull 13

by wiglot
4-29-14


	Trying to keep myself entertained is becoming a tough job


	Hey what are you doing over there

Skull 14

by wiglot
4-29-14


	Why are all of the comics on this site so terrible


	Why is my comic so terrible

Skull 15

by wiglot
4-29-14


	Keep checking back here every day


	I might do something funny eventually


	Eventually

Skull 16

by wiglot
4-29-14


	Have you ever read any of the Star Wars expanded universe books?


	They're terrible


	Don't ever let anybody tell you otherwise

Skull 17

by wiglot
5-01-14


	You know how it feels when you smack your knee on something in just the right place and the pain travels all the way down your leg


	That's how it feels to be dead


	Always

Skull 18

by wiglot
5-01-14


	You know what the worst part about committing suicide is?


	It's when nobody ever finds your body

Skull 19

by wiglot
5-01-14


	Did you know Claudia Schiffer was born with six toes on her left foot?


	No?


	That's because it's not true

Skull 20

by wiglot
5-21-14


	Isn't the idea of being able to predict or control the circumstances of your own death kind of romantic, in a way?


	I started smoking when I was in my early 20's. Always figured it would be what did me in.


	Turns out it just wasn't happening fast enough.

Skull 21

by wiglot
5-21-14


	I never really understood the global fascination with religion


	Do you think a computer file goes to heaven after it gets deleted?


	Or does it get reincarnated?

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