All comics by ALEX10

 

by ALEX10
4-15-05
Hey, do you want any beer? There is some in that jug.
NO because it is bad, addictive, and can kill you.
I was just lying. It is really just root beer
Okey but just a little because I have to get back to work.
Hey I think that guy got me drunk and is this rehab?

 

by ALEX10
4-15-05
HEY ARE YOU MY MOMMY? YOU LOOK VERY HOT.
ARE YOU OKAY? BETTER CLEAN THIS UP.
OOOOHHHHH
SUCKKKERRRR
SURE I KILLED THE NDRUNK MAN AT THE CLUB WERE GENERAL ERIC WAS KILLED.
GOOD JOB SON AND DID YOU GET ME A BEER AT THE BAR WHILE YOU WERE AT THE BAR

 

by ALEX10
4-15-05
Not agian
shut up and get in the can. Then shut up agian.
Thank you for the bandage but please dont kill me.
Holy crap, this burns like I am in hell.

 

by ALEX10
4-15-05
JOHN AND RUTH ARE IN A HAPPY PLACE
Hey do you want to be freinds?
JOHN IS IN HELL AND PAIN RIGHT NOW AND HIS BALLS ARE ABOUT TO FALL OFF
HELL NO moron!!
There goes having kids!!
JOHNIS IN HELL AND PAIN BUT NOW HE BROKE HIS NECK AND HIS BALLS ARE ALMOST ALL THE WAY OFF.
kis this freak!!
-and ever kissing a girl.

 

by ALEX10
4-15-05
YOUR DEAD BUGS AND GET IN THE HOLE BEFORE I BLAST YOUR HEAD OFF.
HEY JACK. YOUR ASS WILL ROT IN THE GRASS.
OH
OH
ILLEGAL ASHES ARE PARKED HERE. 200 DOLLER FINE.
DAMN - DAMN

 

by ALEX10
4-15-05
HONEY IS SOMETHING WRONG OR ARE YOU JUST SAD
I AM OKEY BUT IAM NOT PLEASD IN BED.
HONEY NOT AGIAN . I CANT GO ON MUCH LONGER IF THIS KEEPS HAPPENING.
WILL YOU MARRY ME. OKEY
ONLY IF ICAN DEVORSE YOU AND TAKE ALLYOUR MONEY

 

by ALEX10
4-15-05
I WANT A DEVORSE AND REMEMBER WHAT YOU SAID.
I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU.
HE WENT ON VACTION.
WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?
OKEY BUT I PICK THE PLACE.
DINNER IS DELICIUS.
I AM SORRY BUT I AM SEEING SOME ONE ELSE,IS THAT OKEY.

 

by ALEX10
4-15-05
HEY YOUR BACK
WHO IS THAT LADY?
DO WE HAVE TO?
HEY, DO YOU WANT TO MAKE OUT? YES BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN GONE

 

by ALEX10
4-15-05
DO YOU WANT A BEER? IT IS IN THAT JUG.
NO BECAUSE IT IS BAD, ADDCTIVE, AND CAN KILL YOU.
I WAS JUST LYING. IT IS REALLY ROOT BEER.
OKAY BUT JUST A LITTLE BECAUSE I HAVE WORK TO DO.
HONEY I THINK THAT GUYFROMTHE VENDINNG MACHINE ROOM GOT ME DRUNK.

 

by ALEX10
4-16-05
PAPA SEE.
PAPA WONT.
HEY, JUST BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE THIS DOSENT MEAN YOU HALF TO STARE.
HONEY ALL THIS GUYS ARE JECKING ME OUT.
PAPA LIKE MEN.
PAPA WANT MEN.

 

by ALEX10
4-16-05
COME ON HONEY GET DOWN WITH IT.
HONEY I AM BURNING UP AND ARE WE IN HELL?
HONEY ARE YOU DEAD AND WERE ARE WE GOING?
HOLY SHIT I AM IN HEAVEN. I REALY THOUGHT I WAS FREE.
hEY DONT USE THE WORD SHIT AROUND JEUSE.

 

by ALEX10
4-16-05
31...22...15...
HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING? COUNTIN HOW MANY STEAKS TILL YOU ARE 700 LB.
NOPE, JUST COUNTING HOW MANY FRIES I HAVE TO EAT TO GET A WORLD RECORD AND I ONLY NEED THREE MORE.
YOU FAT ASS!!! I WAS GOING TO WIN IT THEN I THREW UP ON MY MOM IN THE BASEMENT AND I NEVER HAD A FRI AGIAN.
I WANT THE RECORD MORE AND THAT PROVED IT DEAD GUY!!!!!!!!!!

 

by ALEX10
4-16-05
COME ON KENNY YOU WOUNT DIE BUT IF YOU LOSE YOU MIGHT BECAUSE I GOT 20 $ ON YOU.
I DONT NOW BRAD BECUASE I NOW IWILL CRIPPLE MY SELF EVEN MORE.
CRAP I AM IN HELL!!!!
JEDD SEE YOU IN HELL.
I AM READY AND GET ME ANOTHER DOSE OF PAIN KILLERS.
JEFF YOU CAN DO IT, BUT IF YOU CANT HERE ARE PAIN KILLERS.

 

by ALEX10
4-16-05
SANTA, HERE IS A PRESENT FOR LI'L JOHN.
THANK YOU SNOWY.
POOR SUCKER. HE WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT BLOW HIM UP.
BY SNOWY. HAVE FUN WITH THE ELVES.

 

by ALEX10
4-16-05
ARE YOU AN ALIAN LIFE FORMAND IF YOU ARE I WILLKILL YOU.
WHATE HERE.
DIE YOU RETARD OR FACE THE RATH OF TAXS.
SHUT UP OR PREPARE TO DIE.
WE ARE ALMOST TO EARTH BETTER JUST ZAP HIS ASS TO HELL!!!!

 

by ALEX10
4-16-05
I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU DONT MOVE.
STUPED PERSON WHO I MIGHT ADD IS FAT.
THANKYOU FOR MOVING
SHUT UP

 

by ALEX10
4-17-05
Hey, do you want some beer? There is some in that jug.
NO! Becuase it is addictive, bad and can kill you.
I was just lying. It is really root beer.
Okay, but just a little because I have to get back to work.
Hey! I think that guy from work got me drunk. Is this re-hab?

 

by ALEX10
4-17-05
Hey, do you want any beer? There's some in that jug.
No! Because it is addictive, bad and can kill you.
I'm just kidding. It is really root beer.
Okay, but just a little I have to get back to work.
Hey! I think that guy got me drunk. Is this re-hab?

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