All comics by Al_dg

 

by Al_dg
10-08-04
Huh?
Hey Dad, you can do my homework for me because i'm.... well i just can't be bothered. Have fun bye!
Bradd what did I tell you?!?! No spontaniously combusting in the house. Go outside and do it, geesh!
Spontanious combustion'd!
Hmmpf.... let's take a look at this then... I mean how hard could it be???
I'm dissolving

 

by Al_dg
10-08-04
What the?!?! I don't even understand these questions and why is the homework in an envolope? And why did I even agree to do my sons homework?
Ashes can't talk
Hmmm... 1st Question, lets see... Billy is wearing a red cap. Wat is the name of his mother to 1 D.P... WHAT?!?!?
O.k.... 2nd question... Billy is looking at the time, after approximately 5.7698807p0794 hours of looking, he realises that he is looking at the piano... what is the circumference of the clock.....
HAha! Finially my plan has come into action! TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! oh, sorry, did i say that out loud??? My plan to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!

 

by Al_dg
10-08-04
Maybe hiding in this bin will help me think???
The answer to no. 1 is Jane.5, the second is exactly 7.89
WOW! You actually did my homework?!?!? I'd like to thank you dad, and my pencil, and that flower and that bird up there.
Hey!! what about me???
Hey, I wasn't finished yet.... ....................... ............ok, I was finished.......

 

by Al_dg
10-08-04
Where'd the robot og?... I mean go?
He spontaniously combusted.....
Oh right... he looks spontanously or combusted
I am a lava and/or maggot
END!
You look like a double horse.... lets go home and eat some decompressed edible quantities of compressed fillilization
And how!

 

by Al_dg
10-08-04
Death village? I thought i was in the bathroom! Ha! Some places we end up in!
Hi welcome to death village! Please sign this contract and have some beef.
Wow Death village sure was fun!
I destroy the econmy.
Level 5 Charizards for all!
He said he was taking me somewhere warm and cozy

 

by Al_dg
10-08-04
Scooby and the gang our out solving one of the toughest mysteries yet....
Like, jinkies Scoobie! How are we gonna solve this mystery? And why do we always end up in a graveyard.... err.... zoinkers....
Skoobey snack! Swaggy I want Scooby snack!
A few seconds later....
Wow Scooby! You did it! you solved the mystery!
My arm broked.
Scoooby doobey dooo
Ok lets go down town... I mean to the police station...
I would of got away with it too if I were any good at being a criminal!!!

 

by Al_dg
10-08-04
Swaggy quick! The monstwer is gaining on us!
Like zoinks, Scooby you're right! LEts run away from the evil skeleton demon of death even though we know its someone in a costume!!!
Quick. Tink on sumfink Swaggy!
Lets disguise ourselves. Its pathetic but it always seems to work on TV!
2 please
Good evening sir. I am a dry cleaner.

 

by Al_dg
10-08-04
Like, jinkies lets lead him into this room that is convieintly layed with traps!!!
Skoobey Snawk!???!
We did it scoob! But one and/or two question.... how where we being chased by a pumpkin?!?!? And why are we next to a christmas tree???
My blood hurts.
Lets go to the police station... I mean, down-town... I mean here.
I would of got away with it too if I hadn't of followed speech impediment dog and hobo kid into this room full of traps!!!

 

by Al_dg
10-08-04
Mr Transparant the ghost is looking to find someone to scare...
Boo! I are a the ghost! Act terrifired!
Why aren't you terrified??? Be terrified damn you!
Oh crap... another mirror... act normal...... I didn't just do that...for the 2345th time this week....

 

by Al_dg
10-09-04
Bills, bills bills. Why do I always get Bill's mail?
I see you are writing a letter. Well i can annoy you I er... mean help you...Type you question here and then click search.
Ahhh!!! Die!! You, you beast like ... shiny annoying thing!!!!
I c4nn07 d13!!1!!one! I r t3h 1337 h4xx0rz!! f34r my wr47h!!!! I sh4ll t4k3 0v3r t3h w0rld!!!
I have no punch line?
I have no spinal colum

 

by Al_dg
10-09-04
Ah, you, you little girl. you look like someone who couldbe easily mislead by a man with a fake moustache!!
Hey!! That moustache is fake?
Now for you little girl, very special offer! This fine quality item was taken from the mystic, sparkling medows of china... just next to the back alley of Ikea...
I had one of those, but the wheels fell off.
So remember kids! Dog's are for life. Not just for christmas.
I was dissolving a lemon, but it dissolved me instead

 

by Al_dg
10-09-04

 

by Al_dg
10-09-04
Hello little girl, could I have the time?
No
Oh, don't you have a watch?
No Because I am really an evil kangaroo who likes pancakes.
I'm really a christmas tree.
Let's engage in combat!

 

by Al_dg
10-09-04
Eat led punk!
No thanks, I just ate.
A giant fake explosion?!?!?!
My leg doesnt bend that way!
Oh noes!!! I have been defeated!!!
I R superior!

 

by Al_dg
10-09-04
Where did that come from?
Oh noes! If I don't deactive this bomb in time, it'll be late for to return it for the filming of Hansel and Grettle uncut!!!!
The world is saved!
Wow! Lucky for me the TNT ran away!!!
Grettle's gonna kill me!
So remember kids, don't ask people for the time unless you want to risk blowing up the world in an unrelated plot twist.
I turned into a spoon and blew up the world once and no wait i'm just making it up.

 

by Al_dg
10-30-04
One day Scooby stumbled apon a mystery he had to solve...
Swaggy, I fwound a mistery
Like wowzers Scoob. Lets go! err... jinkies
After they had caught the monster/man in costume.
Velma: And the monster is really, Professor Green!
But Velma! How did you know???

 

by Al_dg
11-04-04
Well the first clue came when Professer Green actually confessed he was the monster...
Flash back...
Yeah, I'm the monster... what's it to ya???
What's he talking about? I only asked where the bathroom was...
Back to the present...
I see... you wouldn't happen to have a recording of that... would you?
Errr, no. Anyway... the second clue came when we realised he was the only person who lived in the mansion. Turns out, he was actually smuggling his own jewles!

 

by Al_dg
8-09-05
OH NOES!!! The plane is crashing!
lol
Don't fear! I shall save you with my laser vision!!!
WTF?!!? How is lazer vision gonna stop this plane from exploding???
It won't
lol

 

by Al_dg
8-09-05
hey
hey
sup
nm
k
bye

 

by Al_dg
8-09-05
Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Taking 900 hp from a maximum power Kui Gem?
no
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The Holocaust..
...

 

by Al_dg
8-09-05
Tuesdays coming, did you bring your coat?
I'm feeling fat and sassy.
I'm sorry, it's not available in green.
I had one of them but the wheels fell off.
I'm a consumer whore.
And how

 

by Al_dg
1-28-06
one day bryony attempts to be funny
then she said duck the giant spoon really is after the icecream. now aint that a scoop!
haha LOL
you just said LOL in an actual conversation
oh shit...please kill me, im such a fag
i didnt do it ... im a chicken

 

by Al_dg
1-28-06
HAHA
shes so mean :'( just coz im a sharkman
oh my peas whats happened to me
HAHA!!!!!!!
HAHA!!!
i seem to have spontaneously combusted

 

by Al_dg
1-28-06
Inspiration from family guy ;)
You know, I kinda feel bad. I told my wife I wouldn't read her letter from Blustorg the 3rd.
Hey, dont feel bad Eric
Hey you're right, I never thought about it like that
...
lol

 

by Al_dg
1-28-06
santa santa! What have you bwought me for cwistmas??
... YOU'RE FAMILY ALL DIED IN A HIDEOUS CAR CRASH!!!
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...
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lol

 

by Al_dg
1-28-06
this is what happens in my dreams
im nuts about you
im a big fat snail
im nuts about you
im a spaztastic donkey/dog thing with no body
i have a fish would u like it?

 

by Al_dg
1-28-06
due to reasons beyond our control easter has been cancelled this year

 

by Al_dg
1-28-06
Oh Snap dawg. Tell me you did not just say that right thuurrr!
WTF? All I did was ask you where I can find team rocket member 9 in order to catch charizard with my master ball.
Well it sounded like a racist attack to me. I'm gonna settle this the only way I know how ... - MATHS CHALLENGE! I'LL GO GRAB SOME PENS AND SOME GRAPH PAPER
...
oh shit.

 

by Al_dg
2-03-06
This is dedicated to Bryony, so I had to make something up quickly.
Hey, are you gonna eat that??
I dont really think you should be talking about food at a time like this.
Really?? How come?
er... dude, your wife just died... remember??
Click the arrow for part 2
Oh yeah...

 

by Al_dg
2-03-06
Bryony's part 2...
...
...
awquard silence ...
But seriously, are you gonna eat that?

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