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by Alaex
12-10-03
Fenwick questions Alaex about his attendance. Or rather,lack of.
So why haven't you been coming out to Dagorhir?
Well I've been sick. It's too cold. I'm too tired. And the Doctor declared that I'm dead. So how am I supposed to attend?Huh?BIOTCH?!
Alaex grows annoyed...
....I'm supposed to believe that?
You obviously a form of persuasion greater than this pistol...
Alaex attempts to use Affect Mind on Fenwick...rolling a 1.
Figures I would roll a natural 20 to resist..
.....FUCKING DICE!

 

by Alaex
12-11-03
Aidyn "Speaking"with Alaex over AIM
DUDE! Who's the guy with the gun?
Meh.
It looks like Mike..
Mike is the guy in the hockey-mask. He picked it as his avatar.
...Dude. So why is the background black?
I like black.

 

by Alaex
12-11-03
What people tell me.
You're going to hell! You're a Goth because you like Black!
........
What I hear.
I have no will of my own.
........
What I say.
You're going to hell! You're a Goth because you like Black!
Right.

 

by Alaex
12-11-03
Alaex and Aidyn are in a Shield Bash contest.
I lift my arm..he flies back.
Why the hell am I doing this?
Alaex whaps Aidyn with his shield.
Grr...
Aidyn's shield was shoved up into his nose. Ow.
Oops.
My...My...nose is bleeding!

 

by Alaex
12-24-03
Start.
I'm just sitting here..staring at my screen as my SW:G character plays the Slitherhorn in Theed...
Music.
3 Hours Later.
Yup...Nothing to do. Why? Because I'm marcoing away..
Music.
4 Days Later.
Maybe I should move..
FANFARE!

 

by Alaex
12-25-03
A lot of my friends have been asking me what I received for Christmas.
Well I'll say it now. A Trenchcoat. A Mug with santa on it. And money.
I'm STILL playing SW:G though.

 

by Alaex
12-25-03
1 Day Later.
It has been a full day since my last update.
Music.
So what has changed that warrants making this Comic?
Music.
Absolutely Nothing.
Well I'm working on Novice Musician now..and I'm playing in Coronet.
You.Have.No.Life.

 

by Alaex
1-05-04
Sigh..
Well,after much consideration I've decided to admit to myself that the Angels of Eternity..are dead.
SiC=Second In Command
I..just don't know what else to do. We went from being one of the most thriving..popular units in Rivendell..to two people. And now one as my SiC decided to become an Elf.
Not Really.
So..now what?
They all must die.

 

by Alaex
10-03-04
A SW:G Dev.
We, the devolpers of StarWars Galaxies are proud of our first attempt at creating a system for Players to create Jedi. Not only is this system nearly unique for each individual player...
The Dev begins pacing...
But it also garuantees that each player needs to spend an inordinate amount of time logged onto our game each day and will take several months, atleast, to complete.
He continues his pacing..
As the Jedi population increases, the difficulty of attaining the glorified status of a Lightsabre weilding freak will also increase.
However, to assist the players we, the Devolpers, will stick small blue cubes into the world that tells them the first three proffessions that they must complete to gain this rank.

 

by Alaex
10-03-04
A call..
We call these small cubes Holocron-
*Ring*
Intellectual Fan #1
Er...Hello?
A small correction, Mr. devolper, you did not create the Holocrons. They're an old standby in the SW Univ-*Click*
All you Star Wars fans out there. Read my lips. We. Do. Not. Care. About. Continuity.

 

by Alaex
10-03-04
Alaex "Speaking" With Allya over AIM.
Huh..that's weird.
What's weird?
I felt as if millions of Star Wars Nerds had cried out in terror...and were suddenly silenced.
Oh. They must have heard about the Devolpers not giving a shit.
...Then why were they silenced?
LucasArts Ninja-Hit Squads. They kill anyone who complains.

 

by Alaex
10-03-04
Still speaking with Allya over AIM.
Woah...wait. Ninjas?
Yep!
Ah...I suppose I should go hide now..don't want the Ninja's to find me.
Flicking ninja stars into people's throats. Thus, Star Wars.
....Shit.

 

by Alaex
10-03-04
*Stare*
And now..we shall Kung Fu Fight...To the death!
Wait..before we do there is something you need to know.
What is that?
...There is a reason why I picked Pistoleer as one of my first Proffessions for my SW:G Character.
....And?

 

by Alaex
10-03-04
I happen to like...and own...guns.
Oh...Still, you are no match for the power of my Ultra Ninja Flippy Kick Style!
Bang.
Right.
Lucas Arts, you need to hire better Ninjas!
...Right.
D-on't you...walk...away from me...It...is..only a flesh wound!

 

by Alaex
10-03-04
Allya walks in..seeing the nearly dead Ninja on the ground.
....Hrn. LucasArts Hit-Squad Ninja?
Y-yeah...please...help.
Sure! Just let me collect all your vital organs, hair, and blood so I can make potions with later.
W-Wait...don't I need those?
Never mess with a Dathomirian female.
Not if I finish killing you first.
Oh.

 

by Alaex
10-03-04
http://www.christianexodus.org
What...the fuck?
We must reclaim the blah blah blah blah blah...
http://www.christianexodus.org
...This sounds like a Cult.
Blah blah...Remove South Carolina from the Union...Blah blah blah blah...
http://www.christianexodus.org
....Sometimes I wonder about the other people in my chosen religon.
No shit.

 

by Alaex
11-02-04
Raven Dyni (Pistoleer/Sharpshooter)/ Zem Star(Pistoleer/Sharpshooter/Other)
Altherian Pure Blooded Kio, former member of the Shining Patrol. Carries lots of Flintlocks and perfers to use Althare's Second Gift (Blastpowder) quite often. Usually silent though can be diplomatic.
Altherian Pure Blooded Kio, former member of the Shining Patrol. Carries fewer Flintlocks and uses much less Blastpowder. Comes up with asine RDM Esque plans. Brother to Raven.
Roland Skywalker (Elemental Dancer) / StephenWolf Davonosky (Fighter)
Only Elorii in the party. Dedicated to finding what humans are worth keeping around after the coming war between the two species. Dislikes humans in general. Can be diplomatic if pressed.
A Former-Legionnare from Coryan, family was formerly prestigous but was destroyed from the inside out by one of his brothers. Hates one Elorii in particular but doesn't trust the rest.
Lizard-Man (Sentinel of the Blazing Wyrm) / Adam's Character (Unknown)
Sentinel of the Blazing Wyrm, likes to light his enemies aflame with a single touch. One of the two AC Tanks in the party, the other being the Elorii.
I have no idea. Haven't played with him Post-3.5 Conversion

 

by Alaex
12-02-04
Alaex speaking with Matty-sama over AIM
Hey! Will the BSO/Knights of Bastok Linkshell be moving from FFXI to The Matrix Online when it is released?
I do not know.....It is a consideration.
Matty-sama possess an Alienware. The bastard.
Have you seen the website for it? Hell, just the Beta screenshots blow FFXI's graphics out of the water. Though I'll probably have to buy a new computer to turn all the graphics to maximum...
Lol. Not me. ::Cackles::
Bastard.
Tis isn't funny! I fall in love with each of my Computers, yet I find out a year later they have cheated on me with some guy named "Technically Obsolete"! I have to replace them every year!
Pft.

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