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by Alessio
8-20-04
Why the fk is she still talkin.. were in my bedroom
blablabla
Im wearing this cool mask that attracts girls and I still dont get any sex.. I give up.. lets be friends first then
blablabla
*somethingsweet*
Pervert..

 

by Alessio
8-20-04
What am I going 2 do today.. MSNing? Playing on the comp? I should be out, playing with girls atm..
*beep* play with me *beep* be a nerd *beep*
Play with my comp?? well im not a total loser without a r/l.. got msn chicks online
*ping* Pretty manwoman just came online
Well at least I have a decent sexlife
[prettyManwoman} Hey honey wanna cyb0rsx with ur cam?!?

 

by Alessio
8-21-04
I'm bored.. I need a imaginary friend
Aw F*ck it

 

by Alessio
8-21-04
Hey mister.. I love you
Uhhh sure little girl I love you 2....
Wohoo im gonna tell everyone about my new boyfriend
oh dear...
Pervert How dare you talk to my little sister that way!! Im gonna break every bone in ur body!!

 

by Alessio
8-21-04
Whats wrong officer?
You look like you are on drugs or something.. I have to take you downtown for inspection
That is ridiculous.. I am not going anywhere without my lawyer or parents... Im underage so F*ck u
Underage huh.. well then.. we got a specialized inspector just for u then
wtf was that cop on about
Hello my child ready for some little inspection..

 

by Alessio
8-22-04
Nobody is near me.. ehehe Nobody can see that im pickin my nose hihi
I am so good at this.. eheh
...
This is getting fkin boring
ehehe I AM sooo bad

 

by Alessio
8-22-04
Peace No Oil!! Peace No Oil!!
Peace No Oil!! Peace No Oil!!
Peace No Oil!! Peace No Oil!!
uhh oke.. whatever

 

by Alessio
8-22-04
The time is at hand.. nobody will laugh at me anymore!!
mwuahaha.. the world will kiss my feet and all the GIRLS are gonna love me.. or die
Mom, Dexter is talking to himself again!!

 

by Alessio
8-23-04
Hey Lisa, we have been friends for a long time now.. so I want to show u a trick, with a banana... if u let me...
What, eat them??
Not really...
...
People are starving in some part of the world you know..

 

by Alessio
8-23-04
Hey I feel sorry about that earlier.. I want to apologies..
Don't worry about it.. I know you meant it well
oke, so what are we eating tonight??
Cooked banana's
...

 

by Alessio
8-24-04
BIG SIGN: Don't feed the animals
Hey elephant.. here is a banana..
mMmm tasty banana.. Lets sit on it..
Aww what a sweet elephant.. all happy..
Aww the kids these days....

 

by Alessio
8-25-04
A sweet young couple... is talking about love
Hey sweety, are we gonna have sex tonight?
Yeah im really looking forward to it..
Or is it better to just invite Gary tonight..
Nah I dont want our friends to come tonight...
I want to have you first this time...

 

by Alessio
10-25-04
I r teh sexy eheheh
What do u look like?? Do u have a pic?
Well uhh.. I'm wubly.. and.. I R teh WIN.. and always pwnage every1.. and have glasses that make me look really good according to the docter
Soungs nice.. shall we date?
Sure.. I'll see u on MSN tommorow then..
*Sigh*

 

by Alessio
10-25-04
Hello American.. Where can I find the McDonalds?
Is it smart to tell him that? Maybe he's a terrorist
this is a matter of national security.. I must distract him so I can kick his arse
Look over there!! Its a jew
Wow that terrorist had great reflexes

 

by Alessio
9-03-06
I made a new comic ghehe
mMmm, Its f*kin crap
Dude, just put some pance on
As if you can do it better

 

by Alessio
10-28-06
Pig and stoom in a pub
So your a bunny these days huh..
chop chop chop..

 

by Alessio
3-19-07
Somewhere in China
Wang pong formula's!
Ni pao te chao mi kato XP ^_^
Ascendancy pao ti boomboom!
Moah formula ti Kal pew mia
PAUWATI MATIMASU!!!!
PAUWATI MATIMASU!!!!

 

by Alessio
3-20-07
All alliances are working hard preround to manipulate the outcome of next round. LCH HC is one of them
We need 763 more BS on 25th of April to convert the VGN DC's to our side
check, nightelf priest
Meanwhile at F-Crew HC
As proven last round we need 243 more members to get 10 people in the top 100
check, sandwich
Meanwhile at Ascendancy HC
Lets attack some big mofo
check, banana

 

by Alessio
3-20-07
Have a nice cocksucking birthsday Amber
Thankee yous
Have you put on some weight or are you just getting older?
..
I wish this nail in my head was real..
me too

 

by Alessio
3-20-07
17 huh
so... your 17 huh...

 

by Alessio
3-20-07
Inside Ambers mind:
PAAARTTYY!!!1 ALCOOOHOOOLLLL RRAAAAVVVIINNNGGGG
Didn't you say the same things last year?
I know, but this year is gonna be different.. Happy birthsday Amber
whatever

 

by Alessio
3-21-07
Ambers birthsday
It's time for my Birthday wish
Hurray
I wish I was 18 years old
Your so mature..

 

by Alessio
3-21-07
Ambers 17th birthday
It's time for my Birthday wish
Hurray
Your so mature..
I wish i was 18 years old

 

by Alessio
3-21-07
Don't do Planetarion kids, It's evil
TAKE THEM DOWN! ATTACK ATTACK!!1
FILL THEIR SCREENS WITH THE COLOR OF WAR AND BLOOD KILL THEM ALL!!
must.. kill

 

by Alessio
3-23-07
On some random Terran planet
Salute Captain! What are our orders?
Our great leader, Appocomaster, has ordered us to attack this planet in the name of the great PATSA allaince!
Later inside a Terran Destroyer
LET'S ATTACK!!!
YES CAPTAIN!!
Later in Heaven
What happened? Where are we now?
Appocomaster overslept, and there was cloaked banshee defence. I think we're dead.

 

by Alessio
3-24-07
Last night on IRC
Nitina, why did you steal my comic
I'm not a plagiarist
The evidence is clear, the comic numbers count down in order to prevert plagiarism
Holy macaroni, math solves everything
That punchline came from mario..
sorry

 

by Alessio
3-24-07
03:00 @ a secret PA team meeting
Kal, ive got a great plan to recruit new members to PA, if the PA-chicks are willing to cooperate
oh boy..
Lets put an Planetarion advert on the Playboy website
Good thinking Appoco!
a few weeks later..
Have you seen the adverts of this new midnight activity based internet game, with chat features
Let's find a creditcard

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