All comics by AloofOne

 

Dil-Bot. by AloofOne 12-12-03
I can't do it! I cant do it! *siffle* What-is-the-big-deal-You-love-her-and-you-two-are-perfect-for-each-other-just-ask-her-out.	You're right, I should just do it...she can only say no. That's-great-If-I-experienced-emotions-I'd-be-happy-for-you!	Well, I just thought... ...I'm guessing you've never had MS Anatomy installed, huh?

 

Dil-Bot. by AloofOne 12-12-03
I-have-just-experienced-an-epiphany-I-have-a-plan-to-increase-effeciency-56%! You realize we operate at 100% effiecency now, right?		-Bitch-.

 

Dil-Bot. by AloofOne 12-12-03
Hello, I'm the plant's new effeciency magager. Just think of me as a freind, If you will. Pleased-to-meet-you. You-do-realize-we-operate-at-100%-effeciency-now-Right?		Bitch.

 

Dil-Bot. by AloofOne 12-12-03
Wow...PROMOTION! "Assistant to the Effeciency Manager". I am a god!	I guess all those people that thought I was useless and accident prone can go screw themselves! RiNg!	A GOD I TELL YOU! A GOD! RiNg!

 

Dil-Bot. by AloofOne 12-12-03
BILL! I am thinking of giving everyone a Christmas bonus this year!...I think it would be good for morale! Sure-Mr.-Peterson-They'll-really-appreciate-it.	You know I'm no good with people, what should I give them!? You-don't-give-yourself-enough-credit-Sir. Whatever-you-gave-them-last-year-should-be-fine.	Did you hear we're getting Christmas bonuses this year? ...and what am I gonna do with a Victoria's Secret Gift Card!? I'm a @!*$ ROBOT!

 

Dil-Bot. by AloofOne 12-12-03
I'm-really-bored-outside-of-work-I-need-a-hobby. Yeah? You should come with me! I'm taking improv classes at night...	We learn how the world works though emotional exploration of everyday situations--How our would is changed by relationships with people and vice-versa. Very freeing!	Now-I'm-bored-AT-work. I'm sensing some hesitation and hostility from you now. I can work with that!

 

Untitled by AloofOne 12-16-03
Hi, Im DAVE, from the IT dept. I'll need to REVIEW all of YOUR inbox FOLDERS for VIRUSES before the end of the WEEK. I-have-no-inbox-folders-I'm-Just-in-research-and-development-here.	Will THAT be a PROBLEM?	I'm-sorry-I-was-distracted-by-your-widow's-peak.

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