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by AlphaForce
4-29-14
I understand Cows want people to eat more Chicken. THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!!!!
What are you talking about? We have to sleep outside in the cold, standing up. Then deal with some stoner trying to tip us over while we're sleeping.
Big Deal! Not only do we have to deal with people trying to eat us, we also have to worry about other animals trying to eat us. Your life is better.
WAAAAHHHH!!! Not only do we have to deal with people trying to eat us, we also have to watch out for Aliens trying to dissect us while we sleep. NO! Your life is better.
Why are we fighting? Lets just pick on Pigs.
I agree, Everyone Loves Bacon.

 

by AlphaForce
4-29-14
Who do you think is going to win more games this year, the Browns or the Indians?
Definitely the Indians.
Why do you think the Indians will win more games?
They have a lot more chances to win 16 games than the Browns do.

 

by AlphaForce
4-29-14
The Televangelist Speaks to his flock
We have several problem in our "Church". The bills are starting to mount. We need you to step up and donate more money. We understand you have bills too but we have no profit.
Do you really need to eat every day? God said he would provide for you. You can sell your $50k home and move into a $25k home. Our church is really hurting and it is critical for our survival.
I haven't had a new $2000 suit in 2 weeks. The mortgage on my $10,000,000 home is due and our Jet requires maintenance. I really don't want to take my Limo on vacation next week.

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