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by Ammnontet
6-29-07
You know what I just realized?
What?
Shouldn't gravity and physics make our trashboats sink and then we drow--
SPLASH!
That's what you get for realization!

 

by Ammnontet
6-29-07
How it should've gone.
Hey, wanna go on a romantic cruise and later on get married?
Okay! Let's make out.
How it went.
You. Me. Screw. NOW.
Ow.
*squeak*
No! Lose your testicles!

 

by Ammnontet
6-29-07
Hey... wanna buy a square? Five bucks.
What's it do?
It makes you feel like your pockets are emptier and your life has meaning.
Okay. Here's a $5.
So now you're poor and squareless?
Basically. I figured out the meaning of life, and it turned into a circle. Go figure.

 

by Ammnontet
6-29-07
Why are you filming me?
You're gonna be a legend. Shh.
...What?
It's RAPIN' TIME!
OH NO! HENTAI!

 

by Ammnontet
6-29-07
GRR! Cholesterol!
I swing my Sheath of Denial +3 at Bacocalypse!
OW! I am slain!
I gain 20 levels!
I hate RPGs sometimes.
DEEP FAT FRY DEATH MOVE!
Oh no! I become obese and gain -20 levels!

 

by Ammnontet
6-29-07
...What the hell? Why is there blood everywhere?
SQUEEEEE! REEK REEEK REEEEK! KILL FOR THE OVERLORD!
Oh fuck.
...and that's why I have no choice but to resign from your 'wonderful' mascot company.
Right. Well then, be careful of the crazed taco on your way out.

 

by Ammnontet
6-29-07
I... set ...my phas...er... to... kill... you...!
Captain Kirk, I've already cut out your heart! Why aren't you dead?
You had... better... put... down that saw... alien... sc...um!
What the hell? WHY WON'T YOU DIE?
I'm not... done with... my... lines.
I give up.

 

I'm gonna skip the story and go straight to the punchline.
by Ammnontet, 6-29-07

 

by Ammnontet
6-29-07
Puppet Bob, I love you. You always listen to me. I... need to tell you something.
I... I'm really a woman, Puppet Bob. You don't care, though, right? You're an inanimate object!
...Puppet Bob?

 

by Ammnontet
6-29-07
Lookin' good, self!
!fles ,doog 'nikooL
...
...
Ah, who am I kidding.
.ko dekool uoy thguoht I

 

by Ammnontet
6-29-07
Yeah, I'd like a Big Mac.
Bow-chicka-wow-wow.
...Uh, I'm a guy.
OH DEAR ATHEISM!
...I think I should go preppy, or skater... at least emo. This is the third time this week.

 

by Ammnontet
6-30-07
Hey, you. Guess what I have behind my back.
whaaa-aaaat do yous has?
NOTHING! I'm an amputee clown!
so, yous has air behind yous's back?
...
'cause, your back could suffocate.

 

by Ammnontet
6-30-07
Why isn't Mario ever afraid of ghosts?
WTF?
WTF?

 

by Ammnontet
6-30-07
Hey. HEY! You crazy goth kid! I died for your sins!
...What are you doing with that lighter?

 

by Ammnontet
6-30-07
What are we doing here?
I was gonna say something witty, but now I'm not sure.

 

by Ammnontet
6-30-07
So you figured out what my future is, Doctor?
Chess. Chess I deed.
CHEWBACCA! JALAPENO GHOSTIES EAT MY SLIPPERS IN THE NIGHT!
Maybe I should've just used the Internet.
IN THE JUNGLE, THE MIGHTY JUNGLE, LACROSSE SUCKS!

 

by Ammnontet
6-30-07
Hey, we gonna do this or not? Robbing stores isn't a cakewalk, y'know!
Hold on, I need a better disguise.
...Ok...
Um...
I know, I know. It's TOTALLY inconspicuous, though. I've seen it in movies.

 

by Ammnontet
6-30-07
Welcome to my store. How can I help you?
Yeah, um, you're gonna be robbed.
By who?
Me.
...You're kidding.
I've got, um, some arrows. I could poke you with them.

 

by Ammnontet
6-30-07
Hello.
Hi. I'm here to rob you.
Do you have an actual gun this time?
Yes.
I mean, a gun that doesn't shoot pieces of foam.
No.

 

by Ammnontet
6-30-07
Well, that went horribly.
For you, it did! I got stuff.
You got MONEY!?
No, just these coupons for half off on cucumbers.
...
Impressive, no?

 

by Ammnontet
6-30-07
Hey, guess who I am?
...The sandman?
No, I'm a horribly overplayed villain in a recent movie!
...The sandman?

 

by Ammnontet
6-30-07
Are you smart?
No.
Dude, what the hell.

 

by Ammnontet
6-30-07
So if we were gonna make a villain, what would be his best quality?
AHA! LASER EYES!
Yeah! PSEEW! PSEEW!
AND ANGER ISSUES! This is such a great villain! *sniff*
ANGER ISSUES ROCK! GRR!

 

by Ammnontet
6-30-07
Sir, here's a letter from your mother!
She and her new husband can go die in a pit of acid.
OH MY GOD! Please, don't hurt me!
SIR, here's a letter from MY WIFE.
I LOVE MY MOTHER AND YOUR WIFE! PLEASE DO NOT KILL ME!

 

by Ammnontet
7-01-07
Are you absolutely sure you wanna do this to Santa?
I'm POSITIVE.
He didn't get me my work tools. He's gonna understand the true meaning of being 'nailed'.
You mean...
Yeah. I'm gonna nail his front door shut. THAT'LL SHOW HIM!

 

by Ammnontet
7-01-07
LOOK, a wrinkly old lady!
EVERYONE, LOOK AT THIS THING! IT SHOULDN'T EVEN BE ALIVE IT'S SO OLD!
Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. This is the city morgue.
That explains the odor of elderly decay.

 

by Ammnontet
7-01-07
So, that's why I have no choice but to fire you.
Yeah, sorry. Cereal slogans... they make me go crazy.
But can you see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
About a second later...
I really need to examine those applications closer...
I'LL SHOW YOU WHY KIDS LOVE IT!

 

by Ammnontet
7-01-07
Okay, um, you're... green?
Nope. My turn!
You're wearing a blue shirt with an angry face on it, a pair of generic jeans, and your hair is yellow.
Okay, this game isn't fun anymore.
It's my claws, isn't it? Can't stand playing with disabled robots, can you?!

 

by Ammnontet
7-01-07
This chair reminds me of something.
A giant telephone?
Nah, it reminds me that I'm high on crack and hallucinating.
Your napalm is untied.

 

by Ammnontet
7-02-07
This is a stupid forest. "Oh, it's random!" Yeah right.
MEOW! BARK BARK!
CHIM CHIM CHEREEEE!
...What the hell?

 

by Ammnontet
7-02-07
Did you guys just talk?
Of course not. We just spontaneously combusted!
AH! I'M ON FIRE!
Oh look, a squirrel!

 

by Ammnontet
7-02-07
Hello.
Why the hell am I talking to a squirrel?
Why the hell am I a squirrel?

 

by Ammnontet
7-02-07
Finally, I'm out of that crazy forest! WHEE!
Skipping through the flowers! La la la la!
The end.
OH DEAR GOD I'M SMOLDERING IN FLAMES!
Fuck.

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