Charlie's Funny Neighbor, Retarded Satan.

Author: ArtemisStrong

Date: May 12, 2006

by ArtemisStrong
5-12-06
Hi-dee-ho, good neighbor Satan!
I could be huge if I wanted.
A-ho-ho, I'm sure there, Satan!
I could be big. Like a wrestler. Like with their big muscles. I'd be strong-looking for the ladies. Girls would want to date and kiss me.
Indeedy there, Satan. Y'know... I like you... a lot... wh- why doncha come over later? 'Bout sixish. Yah?
Yeh, we can stay up late and play Playstation! I'll bring Doritos!