heavy whipping cream. moustache oil. flange grease.

Author: ArtemisStrong

Date: September 16, 2009

by ArtemisStrong
9-16-09
lusitainia... sharon... kanye....lusitainia... sharon... kanye....lusitainia... sharon... kanye....lusitainia... lusitainia... sharon... kanye....sharon... kanye....
WHAT IS WRONG, FLESH-POD!
Oh... I... I am torn. I can't decide what I want to develop a masturbatory fantasy around. It's either Kanye West, that actress Sharon, or the Lusitania... but I can't ch-ch-choose!
YOU SILLY HUMAN! STOP MAKING IT SO HARD!
I know, I know... It's really just pick one: Dick... Tate... or ship...
NO! I MEAN, DONT CHOOSE! JUST JERK OFF TO ALL OF THEM!