Community Watch by Astrodamus211-06-09 Vlaa, BLOOD! Vlaaa! I must feed! VLA! Vhere Is The Blood!? Still doing that community watch thing, huh?
Office Stuff by Astrodamus211-07-09 Why do I have to tell him? You lost, so go ahead and give him the bad news. Augh, I hope he doesn't kill me or something. Don't worry about it, he's not THAT crazy. VLA! Mike, How.. Sorry, you can't join our D&D campaign.
Roll For Blood by Astrodamus211-08-09 Vla! Roll to see if I may suck the bandit's vlood! NO! For the last time, NO! Vhat!? My character is a Vampire! Well, yeah, only because YOU ARE a Vampire! Vell, can I at least play Castlevania? Get Out.
Yo Mike! AGAIN! by Astrodamus211-09-09 Ah, Yes! A Gravevard! So relaxing! Vhen I come here, I am at peace! No humans, only me! Yo! Yo, Mike!
Roll For Blood 2 by Astrodamus211-09-09 That was some great Larping, eh? Agreed, I'm so glad I looted that hispanic mage. Dude, there's someone in your house! What!? Vla! The dragon has veen defeated! Vla! Roll to see if I can suck it's vlood!
Community Watch 2 by Astrodamus211-10-09 So, you like protect our community and stuff? Vla! That is correct! But, you're a vampire, aren't vampires evil and crave blood? Vell, I do crave blood. Okay, who the hell are you? Dracula? You're the worst vampire I've ever seen! You're prejudice!