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by Atreyu
4-25-04
...And once I realized you just used an auto comic maker I decided to try
But dude, you're not an artist, you can't write a story and you don't have a creative personality
hmmm
Why did you pick that horrible look for yourself, and why the hell are we underwater
Because it has this cool thing that looks Emo. Do you like this background better?
Dude, I fuckin hate you

 

by Atreyu
4-25-04
First Day of Shooting
ARRR-BY'S
Yeah, just like that, only toward Capt Jake Pigeon
Yes, keep it like tha...
Okay, what do you think you're doing now...
Oh, good to see you again, I'm filming my first movie "Pirates of the Gulf of Mexico"
Dude, I am so tired of you and your Pirate's life crap. You seriously should put that nail back through your head.

 

by Atreyu
4-25-04
An important buisness meeting
So Jared, what I'm thinking is, since you're currently in film school you can help us out on the set
Is there a reason I'm dressed up in a trenchcoat and we are in an exploding airplane?
Well remember that one time you played the flasher in "Homies"? And this background is a cheap Fight Club rip-off.
I hope you know, I still hate you, and you are the worst filmmaker ever.
Yeah, keep it up EMO-boy

 

by Atreyu
4-25-04
The final day of editing
YES! This movie is going to be the next blockbuster hit!
I can not believe I helped you with this
You think I should change my character? I've run out of things to use
What the hell would you change it t...please tell me you're joking?
Hey, we're like twins

 

by Atreyu
4-25-04
Seriously man, change back
I really think this describes me best though
Dude, I got you into this, you owe me. CHANGE IT!
Okay, Okay
Thank you
No problem asshat

 

by Atreyu
4-25-04
So yeah, Jared thinks its cool to first make me a pirate character and then make fun of me for using your character and his...
Ok, bolth of you need to stop putting me in your comics
Did you just say both with an L?
Yeah, I did. Come up with your own jokes RedVSBlue boy

 

by Atreyu
4-25-04
Okay Slappy, G1 Formation...NO G1, G1, DAMNIT!
Oh my god, are you still playing Halo? Did you even go to sleep last night?
No time for sleep, I have a TWL match on BG with GHC in an hour
Don't you ever get tired of sitting around and being a lazy ass all day?
Hey, I mowed the grass that one time.
Wow, once. Don't wear yourself out too fast.

 

by Atreyu
4-25-04
6:30 am internet conversation
I can't believe you just called your girlfriend at 6 am on a Sunday morning
Drako, I think I'm going to put you in my next comic. I'll make you the dorky looking kid with glasses.
Dude, fuck you
hahaha, I'm just kidding...why am I still awake
Cause you're too tired
...what the fuck are you talking about?

 

by Atreyu
4-25-04
So you remember that windshield washer fluid stunt right? With the gatorade
yeah
People still think it's real, like everyone in my class did
Wow, you should be proud of yourself, hopefully they don't ever read this.
You're an asshole
That gun is probably as fake as your "stunts"

 

by Atreyu
4-25-04
Hold, on a second I'll brb
okay
k, I'm back
Awesome, I'll brb

 

by Atreyu
4-25-04
What the hell do you think you're doing?
Well, by the looks of this gun I'm guessing you're trying to make a witty comic about me being from the country but you're going to fail.
Seriously JD, you're ruining it. I'm the one that's suppose to making fun of you.
I don't have time for this. Unlike you I have work to do, like huntin' some coyotes and ride my four wheeler and go back-roadi...
Hahahahaha
Gawdamnit! Seriously, stop putting me in your damn comics.

 

by Atreyu
4-25-04
...where the hell am I?
Hey Krista, you're in my dream
Ok first of all this is disturbing, second I am not blonde, third I am very scared of you now
Yeah, well this was the only character that was female, had you at a computer, and had this bathing suit on
Well, I think I'm going to change some of this
Man, talk about kill the moment

 

by Atreyu
4-26-04
Oh man am I pissed, so I go to Narcotics Anonymous every damn week, and today my shrink says...
Wait, so you're finally doing the right thing and getting off the drugs?
Hell no!
So why do you go to that then?
Exactly, its a waste of my time and theirs. And that's what I told my shrink and he said...Hey where you going

 

by Atreyu
4-26-04
So am, I going to be that blonde one in every one of your comics?
Yes
Oh...
Well I can't exactly change it now
You could break up with me & date another girl, with brown hair...named krista
Wow, she really thinks these people are real

 

by Atreyu
4-26-04
Do I have hunchback in your comic?
What?! I don't think so, no
Look and tell me what that huge orange blob is on my back
Wow, are you serious? That's a hoodie
Now is a time you should really question your intelligence

 

by Atreyu
4-27-04
Yes a third comic in a row with Krista
So I've come to a decision...you are scaring the hell out of me
Oh my god, what did I do?!
Well truthfully I guess I'm scaring myself, because I am definitely falling for you
That's cool
...to be continued
Guess it's back to this for me
No, I didn't mean it like that

 

by Atreyu
4-28-04
...Continued
well then what did you mean
Look, I just don't talk about my feelings, it doesn't mean what you thought
Oh, so then what are your feelings
Yeah, I'm not going to be able to talk about that. Not sure, just insecure I guess
Ok, so this comic isn't very funny
I am asian girl and I have come to make the comic awesome, WHAAA!

 

by Atreyu
4-29-04
So I just figured up my physics grade and what I need to get on the final to get a C
Oh boy, what is it like a 70
A fucking 4, I have to get a 4 on the damn final, that pisses me off
What do you mean, that's bad ass. Do you really think you'll get less than a 4?
No, but I really just didn't want to go at all.
Dude, you are the laziest person I have ever met.

 

by Atreyu
5-02-04
What the hell?! Why won't this program run?!
Hey, Brandon. Have you finished our project yet?!
No I swear this damn thing hates me
Hmmm, well I got you an A in Linear Algebra, so you owe me
Yeah, yeah. I know, I'm on it dude, I just should have gone to class.
Yeah, you should have, and if you ever make me this fat piece of shit for a character I'll fuckin kill you

 

by Atreyu
6-01-04
Hey!
I'm a computer!
Stop all the downloading!

 

by Atreyu
6-01-04
OoOoO, pork chop sandwhichs
HOLY SHIT, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE! GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU STUPID IDIOT?! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WE'RE GONNA DIE!
Boy did that smell good.
Detect it and it no go and you tell me do things I don't run and.

 

by Atreyu
6-01-04
Rape is no laughing matter...
...unless you're raping a clown.
Fuck you man

 

by Atreyu
6-01-04
At a local LAN Party (SHUT UP!)
Alright guys, what games are we playin next. Do I need to install?
I think we're done with games for the night
So what the hell are you...OH...WOW!
Yeah man, this is on Steve's computer, isn't she hot?
There's another 80 gigs of it if you want me to share
So...this is what this shit is REALLY about

 

by Atreyu
6-02-04
Enter Ryan
I want to make a new comic, what should I make it about?
How about giving me my fuckin Josh Kelley CD back
Have you ever seen all of my comics?
Yes, I've seen all the stupid comics, shut up I'm tired
You wanna go get some Taco Bell
You're next mother fucker. Now let me go to fucking sleep

 

by Atreyu
6-16-04
So I thought you don't like talking to me while I'm with my friends
Well its just I figured that you didn't want to be on the phone with me while with them and it would be bad if you were trying to talk to both of us
Yeah, tell them I want a cheeseburger...sorry what did you say?
Oh, I was just saying since you said you didn't mind talking to me while with your friends, it was cool with me
Yeah, so I'm being really rude talking on the phone while with my friends, so I'm gonna go, bye.
Wow, guess it wasn't me that time

 

by Atreyu
6-19-04
Hey Ben, thanks for coming to my party...you were the only one that could make it
Yeah, I gotta leave in about an hour...just figured I'd say hey though
Oh come on man, don't you want to stay, we're having punch and pie and a clown and a magician and...
oh did I say an hour, I meant right now, later!
Where's the birthday boy?!
God I fuckin hate my life

 

by Atreyu
7-03-04
So what do you think of this music eh?
It sounds good
Yeah, its Coheed & Cambria, its all a sci-fi story thats about these two people and...
I don't really care about the story, its not my thing really, why do I look like a viking
Well, I'm running out of characters and you wanted to be in the comic so...
Wow, really lame Brandon, really lame

 

by Atreyu
7-05-04
At a boarding school for bad children
You will not wear thong underware, you will not have colored bras or panties, you will not be allowed to say the word Rooster, you will not have any glass
Holy crap, this is really a long list, man how did I end up here, why didnt my friends try to stop me?
2 Months earlier...
You know Karly, you should really stop with the drugs, they are bad for you and dont amount to anything good
Now where did I put those papers, damnit I need a joint...hmmm, wait is he talking to me
...you can not have phone calls with people named Ernest, you can not ever call your instructor Thelma
Man, where were my friends on this one?

 

by Atreyu
7-06-04
Thats it I'm not recording with you
What?! Why?! What, what the fuck you fucking asshole motherfucking piece of shit god damnit!
Oh Ryan, get back in here, look I was just doing that for comic ideas
Fuck you asshole!
Dude, quit being a little bitch
BEEEEEEEE, OoOoOoO, EEE, OoOoOoO, That is not a D you asshole!!

 

by Atreyu
7-18-04
I'm sure you have plenty of things to do now that we're not together, aren't there any suitors for you?
Well, just a few
Few as in like how many?
I don't know not really that many, I can't even think of one
Brandon: WTF?!
Shhhh Cody, tell all the other boys to be quite, I'm on the phone with Brandon.
Ok, but we're waiting for you so all 4 of us can take turns making out again

 

by Atreyu
7-18-04
Maybe you should go eat at Subway
yeah, that sounds good, brb.
Ok, I know you're gone but I just wanted to let you know how much I miss you and how much I'll always care about you. I can't stop thinking about you...sigh, I guess I should just delete th...oh fuck
Ok, I know you're gone but I just wanted to let you know how much I miss you and how much I'll always care about you. I can't stop thinking about you
NO!!! NO GODDAMNIT, BACKSPACE, DELETE, NOT FUCKING ENTER!! FUCK SHIT ASS! What?! Krista has returned...oh shit
Brandon...I think we need to talk...

 

by Atreyu
7-25-04
Fuck, I know there was something I wanted to make a comic about the other day to make fun of Krista...
Damnit!

 

by Atreyu
7-27-04
After a horrible day including a shitty talk with someone...
Wow, on top of these buildings everyone looks so small...
I could just walk off right now...
Too bad this strip creator doesnt have a good background or character to look like I'm doing that...fuckers

 

by Atreyu
8-01-04
I'm tired of it, I'm tired of hearing that I can't do this, I'm tired of hearing that I'm in ball and chain, I'm tired of having to live in their shadow, of having to listen to every thing they say...
I'm tired of having to just say "Yes, masser sir" to everything no matter how downgrading, or how antagonistic it is. I'm tired of them always making me feel like I'm better off dead
And all of this is just the straw, the feather breaking the back. I just can't deal with all of this with her. I love her and I can't stop

 

by Atreyu
8-08-04
Give me a comic idea
No, they should come from your head
Well, all you have to really do is open your mouth to give me a comic idea
Oh my god, I can't believe you just said that, that's mean
Well, its true...
...(three seconds goes by)...You're an asshole

 

by Atreyu
9-21-04
Hey Jordan, I was wondering something about the Fiesta Bowl
Yeah, what about it?
Well, where does it take place for instance?
Well, it takes place in the state that borders Mexico
(short pause)...Florida?

 

by Atreyu
10-11-04
Damn, where can I move that doesnt have natural disasters, Carolina?
No, they have Hurricanes
How bout Illinois?
I think they're at the end of Tornado Alley
California?
No, they have Homosexuals

 

by Atreyu
11-14-04
You should leave...
...You really should leave
So you wanna watch a movie?
Sure

 

by Atreyu
12-10-04
Ok, dialing now...
Ring, Ring, Ring
Ring, Ring, Ring (Caller ID: Brandon)
Ring, Ring, Ring

 

by Atreyu
12-10-04
Ring, Ring, Ring (Caller ID: Brandon)
What the hell?! This is like the 14th call in 3 days
Hey this is Fucktard, leave your name and number and I'll call you back
Yeah, its Brandon...again...why the hell haven't you called me back? Call me.
[Click]

 

by Atreyu
12-13-04
2 Weeks Later
[Dialing]
Alright, I guess its about time for me to call back
Hello?
Hey, what's up long time no talk. How are you?
Oh hey, uh, I'm kinda busy so umm...lemme call you back later, bye [click]
oh uh, ok, talk to you later

 

by Atreyu
12-13-04
8 hours later
Hmm...I wonder where the hell he could be and what the hell he's doing
He's probably hating his life and crying, I'm such a bitch and I love it
Elsewhere
Thanks for coming over to watch these movies and spending the whole day together, I've had a great time
I've had a great time to, you're awesome

 

by Atreyu
12-13-04
THIS IS NOT THE CHARACTER THAT USED TO BE BLONDE, THIS IS A NEW CHARACTER!
So how'd that date go last night?
Not too good, he ended up being the ugliest guy I've ever seen, so I slept with him so he'd leave quicker
Wait, you slept with him so he'd leave quicker, how did you figure that up?
Well you're a guy, whenever you sleep with a random girl what's the first thing you do?
Grab my shit and get the fu...Ahh I gotcha

 

by Atreyu
12-19-04
One time, I had a pain in my crotch, so I took some midol...
Then about ten minutes later I shat out a midget...
Those were weird times

 

by Atreyu
12-21-04
Why?
Why do you control me or Why do I want it to stop?
???
You said "why" did you mean "Why do you control me" or "Why do I want it to stop"?
Yes
Wow, way to change a multiple choice question to true/false

 

by Atreyu
12-22-04
So wait a second, you told your boyfriend everything I told you so he would call me and you could stop talking to me?
Yep
But didn't I say like four days ago that we should forget about everything and you said "I can't forget my feelings"?
Yep
This comic is not going to get funny
So in other words you're just a fuckin liar and I should punch you in the face?
Yep

 

by Atreyu
12-24-04
Again, not getting funny
You're an asshole, you still treat girls like shit, and you have not changed.
Well, we both know that's a lie but if that's what you have to tell yourself to forget then I understand.
You don't care about anyone else's feelings but your own. You don't give a shit about anyone else's life.
Well if that was true I would have told your boyfriend the truth about everything you told me, instead I left it alone so you'd be happy in your lie.
Don't walk away from me when I'm talking to you. I didn't lie, I don't consider not telling the whole truth a lie.
Whatever helps you sleep at night...whatever helps.

 

by Atreyu
1-14-05
Credit to Bret for this idea
Ok man, why the fuck do you keep hurting people and getting arrested? I'm really tired of bailing you out.
Well, you know the golden rule right?
Yeah, 'Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do To You", why don't you start following that?
No I do, I take whips and chains and beat people with them as they walk by just hoping they do the same.
Ok, maybe the Golden Rule doesn't apply to masochists

 

by Atreyu
2-15-05
I dont care what anybody says, I think Maroon 5 sucks ass and they are no talent ass clowns
I'm so tired of everyone singing their stupid songs, "This Love" is the worst song ever and their other songs probably suck too
Let's see whats on the radio, oh I like this song...I wish I knew who it was. 'And she willlll be loved, and she willll...'

 

by Atreyu
2-16-05
BANG!!! CLANK!!! BANG BOOM BANG!!!
What the fuck, why are you being so lou...oh my god you're drunk aren't you?!
No Amanda, YOU'RE DRUNK! Hehehehe
Oh my god you sound like a little girl. You are so drunk, look you just fell over
I'm as sober as a kangaroo

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