FTC 23

Author: BigEvilDan

Date: February 13, 2004

by BigEvilDan
2-13-04
It looks like you want a date for Valentine's Day. Press [OK] to run Microsoft Matchmaker
Success! Your perfect Valentine's date is all arranged.
I can't wait.
Your perfect Valentine's date is February 14th.
Why can't you just admit that you didn't find anything?