CC 272: Happy Meal

Author: BigEvilDan

Date: January 7, 2005

by BigEvilDan
1-07-05
You see, our founder realized that food service is an incredibly dull occupation, so to improve quality, he let his employees amuse themselves.
How?
Goofy outfits, mind-altering substances, and general smartassery for the most part.
How do you expect to stay in business when your drugged-out clerks are humiliating the customers?
Ah. Your confusion stems from a misconception about which one of us is ingesting the drugs. Enjoy your burger.
This explains a lot. I knew you couldn't get a hangover from french fries.