|
BigEvilDan once saved a cat from a burning house. That cat later went on to manage the Beatles.
|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| It's an interesting look, but I think you may be a bit ahead of your time. | |
 | |  |
|
 |
|
|
|
BigEvilDan once left a cat in a burning building. That cat was Garfield.
|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| How do you feel about this Monday, bitch? Heh heh. | |
 | |  |
|
 |
|
|
|
BigEvilDan not only defeated Godzilla, he also got him a job and helped him become a productive member of society afterwards.
|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| My partner and I want to know why you haven't paid your Visa bill. | |
 | |  |
|
 |
 | |  |
| Oh, uh... let me get my purse. | |
 | |  |
|
|
|