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| Thank you for doing your last minute gift shopping with us, mam. Happy Holidays! | |
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| Happy Holidays?! You're not one of those liberal heathens, are you? | |
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| Don't play innocent with me, young lady. Fox News told me all about how you athiests are trying to deny the birth of our Lord Jesus Christ. | |
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| Wow. I used to think the War on Christmas was a pile of bullshit, but at the moment I'm in favor of using tactical nukes against the whole damn holiday. | |
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| Just give me my flashing Santa tie. | |
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