All comics by BigFrankEnterprise

Profile

 

"Dear son....your mum....a Jeep....didn't see it coming...I'm sorry...."
"They tried all they could....a leg.....it could have been worse...."
Could have been worse.....it could have been me. Still nice inheritance coming up. If only they hadn't have stolen my emotion glands....

 

But what are the mysteries of life? The little peccadillos that make us who we are and the nuances that create all the world around us? How did such beauty and glorious creation come about?
Why do we all feel so small in this tiny moment of time we call life? Why are we here? Where did I come from? What is my purpose? Can I ever be truly happy?
I've just dumped on your floor. Sorry.

 

May Day Riots, Brixton. Our calm, mild-mannered hero loses the plot a little.
Down, down, down with the fascism! Get lost pig! I ain't going anywhere! I have every right to be in this caption! You fascist bullyboy! You can take me down, but you won't get us all!
Right, sir...
A little bit further...
Don't touch me! I'll sue your ass! This is anarchy pig! You hear! Anarchy! Down with the system! Down with the fuzz! Down with Govenrment! Down with law! We rule now!!
Right, sir. I'm waiting....
There we go. Melodrama in full effect.
Aaaargh! Damn this fascism! I can't take it any more! Show no mercy! Become the martyr!
Cock.

 

Hey man! What's going on? What ya reading? Whose it from? Can I have a look? Come on! Let me see...
Please, for the love of God and all that is holy, please shut the fuck up will you...
Maybe I am too harsh on everyone...I always yell and ask obnoxious questions. That's why no-one likes me.
Please. Shut the fuck up. Even your thoughts piss me off.
I can't be that bad can I? Why would anyone hate me? I am teh kewlest! I r0x0r! So niche and so badass....See even my thoughts kick serious ass....

 

A Government Announcement, from this dapper little fellow.
"Good day folks...."
"As you may have noticed, Big Frank hasn't been on here recently."
"He's been too busy elsewhere to care about coming up with intelligent things to say with blue blobs or poorly illustrated figures..."
"But don't worry, I'm sure he'll come back real soon and help things out here. Maybe even make a new comic...."
"Now where is he...."
"Bollocks. The strips are shite anyway....."

 

"So there I was, minding my own busines. The drinks were going down well, the ladeez were giving out all the moves. The night was young, and I didn't want to go home lonely..."
"Then this little chickee walks over, and just falls into my arms. I couldn't believe my luck. I took her home, and had my wicked way with this swooning love bird..."
"But that's Rohypnol for you folks....

 

Another public announcement from BFE HQ.
Hello. It's become aware to many of us around BFEnterprises that the maker of this royal crap has been absent. Again.
Well, we'd like to apologise. We're really sorry. We would like to make you new and imaginative comics! But my stumpy hands just can't grasp at crayons...
Ahhhh.....who am I kidding. You lot wouldn't bloody read them anyway. Ingrates!

Showing page 1.