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by BitchKirielliad
8-30-02
After a hard day in the real world....
Ah yes, time to log in and play Lensmoor, power trip bay-bee!
...our heroine logs in to Lensmoor...
Yes! Here I am! Dominate! Annoy! Accessorize! Siteban, siteban, siteban!
...sadly, it just was not her day.
Hey! Is anyone listening? Damnit, I'm talking!

 

by BitchKirielliad
8-30-02
Late at night, when they think no one is watching...
Oh Saili, you're so hot...I can't believe we haven't had this alone time in over three minutes!
Oh yes, Liad, it's been so long!
Oh Saili, yes, like that m-o-a-n, p-a-n-t....
l-i-c-k, s-t-r-o-k-e...
...someone -is-.
Oh yeah, come to papa death...oooh look at that....

 

by BitchKirielliad
8-31-02
Our heroine finds herself in a quandry...
Finally, some sweet satisfaction! Character: Kirielle...
Welcome to Lensmoor!
...two guys get her drunk in a bar...
May *hic* be getTing drunshk waSn the be *hic* st ideeea...
So, Kirielle, will you marry me?
...and the answer is yes...
Oh god...what did I do now...
Clan> Swen says, 'Alright! Finally, a yes! The bitch said yes!'

 

by BitchKirielliad
8-31-02
As our heroine, drunk off her ass, is dragged out of bar, the action flips to two guys in a bar, talking...
That girl was sure drunk off her ass, eh?
Ya *hic*, too bad she's not got anything worth looking at.
She reminds me of some other broad who comes in here and yaps a lot, ya know?
Oh ya, Mrs. Stick up her ass Hero, what's her name....
Dunno. I think we're more famous than she is. She sure talks about us a lot. *burrrrrrrrrp* Hey, buy me another ale?
I don't know, this trash can is pretty comfortable...

 

by BitchKirielliad
8-31-02
Our heroine finds herself in a new persona, talking to her mother.
Mommy, all the other kids have daddies, why don't I?
Oh you have one, Agape.
Really? When can I meet him!
Er....
There comes a time when everyone has to learn the truth.
What's a whore?
You can't, darling. Mommy is a whore, and doesn't remember your daddy's name anymore.

 

by BitchKirielliad
8-31-02
A random day on a random clan channel...
Spying on the Algolians...spying on the Algolians...la la la....
Clan> Random RP Twink, "We hate Algol! Yan is in the wilderness, he must be doing evil things! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! And then, let's RP status each other for killing him!"
...our heroine's brain begins to churn...
Clan> Kirielle says, "I can find Yan. In fact, here!"
Clan> Random PK Twink says, "Oh wow, look! Here he is! Kill! Kill!"
[INFO} Yan has been proffered by Random PK Twink.
I am so cool. Fear my l337 cheating skillz.
Clan> Random RP Twinks says, "We are so cool! Hey, we should all get respected or feared. Or both! And famous! And RP! We rule! Ha ha you Algol losers!"

 

by BitchKirielliad
8-31-02
Basking in the glow of her cheating whore self, our heroine watches her plot unfold.
Oh yes I am so cool. Look how they love me!
Clan> Random PK Twinks say, "Look at all our RP status! We are so cool! Thanks Kirielle, you're the coolest RP twink we know!"
I have such a stranglehold on what gets posted for RP, you just TRY to stop me Algols! I am invincible! Muahahahahahaha!
Unfortunately, the channel gods were not on her side.
Oh shit.
Random Algol OOC: Oh my god, she confessed! Quick, Lensquote it!

 

by BitchKirielliad
9-01-02
Somewhere on Antrippa...
Dude, this sucks. Why's it so fucking dark all the time?
I don't know, like u think it has something 2 do with that new Goddess?
u 2 are stupid TWINKS, the new Goddess isn't dark! u fags!
Dude, u r such a stoopid n00b.
...an angel is born.
What the fuck is Goddess of Liminal Light? Dude, this is stupid! I'm quitting!
Hahaha u tards, liminal light is like darkness, only not dark, but light! ur such l3wr0rz.

 

by BitchKirielliad
9-01-02
We find our heroine in yet another persona. How -does- she keep them all seperate in her singular brain cell? The secret will soon be revealed.
You know, this is the perfect way to infiltrate Antrippa, Karchet. I'm so glad you fell for my pathetic seduction trick!
Oh Liad, I mean ...Anya *wink*, I don't know how I missed your irresistable cheating glow. It makes you simply radiant.
Do you think they'll recognize me here?
I don't see how they could. Anyway, I'll be around. Later.
But soon, she realizes that they are already onto her.
Dude, who posted that ridiculous loved status to Karchet? What a complete moron. You'd think she was Kirielle or something.
Damnit.

 

by BitchKirielliad
9-02-02
Our heroine gets her first taste of power.
Now what have we here? Hmmm.
Marrycate: I. Hack. Lensmoor. And. Delet. It! Speak. Like. William. Shatner!
FREEZE! DISCONNECT! SITEBAN!
And thus, Marrycate did, in fact, delet Lensmoor. Who knew?
Wow, what a rush! I think I'll siteban someone every day from now on!
You bitch. I will so delet you.

 

by BitchKirielliad
9-02-02
Our heroine discovers the joys of muds3X0ring.
*gasp* Oh Karchet, you have such endurance! Not even Swen can type the mate command that fast.
Well, my pretty desert cheater, I practiced just for you.
Why are you so quiet?
Some things, she discovers, are just as real threats in Lensmoor as they are in real life.
I think I'm pregnant.
Oh fuck.

 

by BitchKirielliad
9-02-02
After 32 days of the trial of carrying a child through the hot Antrippan sun, our heroine has had enough.
Goddamn this baby sucks. You better fucking be worth it.
*kick!*
Yeah yeah, stop kicking!
*kick!* *kick!*
Damnit! I said stop! You're so annoying, I think I'll give you to Kelanie to play.
*cry*

 

by BitchKirielliad
9-02-02
And our heroine finally gets some relief.
Thank god! You stupid baby, I hate you.
You're my mommy?
No, go away. Kelanie's going to play you.
No, no...mommy don't punish me! At least tell me my name.
The RP twink of Antrippa is born.
Jasmyne.
Jasmyne's such a pretty name....mommy, reconsider.......please...............

 

by BitchKirielliad
9-02-02
Our heroine reveals her true self in a conversation with Senior Immortal Sabrina.
So Elquin is going to be around less. What's the best way to fill her spot and piss off the most players at the same time?
Well, Liad, how about we pick a player at random from the game?
Excellent idea. So, how's this level one newbie sound? He's played all of five minutes, he'll fit right in.
Brilliant, my little cheating protege. I'll promote him right now!
Thus, Isnal is born.
Look, he fits right in already, mischannelling wizchat to OOC.
*tear* I'm so...proud.

 

by BitchKirielliad
9-05-02
Our heroine, having finished some e-mail, sits back for some time for chatting.
Hahaha, look at the note Arawn posted, who would dare write anything about me? I'm too cool to be made fun of.
I completely agree.
I mean, I'm so multi-talented and perfect in every way! There's nothing to possibly draw in an unfair light.
You're right, again.
She finds her self-praise falling on deaf ears.
And I'm so beautiful and special...blah blah blah...
And annoying, and self-centered, and ...

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