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by BlackieX
12-30-03
Somewhere in the forgotten wastes of Northeastern Ohio...
Yeah, you have a good day, too.
Back Door Sluts 9! At last!
...an unspeakable evil...
Hey, you look... familiar...
Oh, that's not surprising, deary...
...is unleashed.
Bust A Nut In Grandma's Butt 7, I hate you...
You've been staring at me on the rack against the far wall every weekend for almost a year, after all...

 

by BlackieX
12-30-03
In the aftermath of an unexpected visit to the porn store, Scott tries to recover some semblance of sanity.
I think you fail to appreciate the gravity of this situation, Gary.
Wow, so that was her... the star of Bust 7, huh? Man, you got to meet a celebrity.
There are no words for what that makes me feel.
Yeah, but some of the most famous cocks in the business have been in that ass, man! Doesn't that make you feel awed?
You're... really... not helping...
Hey, just look at it this way- maybe she did it so she could buy Christmas presents for her grandchildren, ya know?

 

by BlackieX
12-30-03
The secret thoughts of porn store clerks...
I wonder what Amandine's doing right now?
So I told him "I can so be a dancer!" and he was all like "No way!" and I was all like "Way!" and he said "I'm sayin', no way!" and I was all "Totally way! Totally! " and now, here I am...
Mmhmm.
...so they're just going to have to understand, ya know, I'm like a free woman, and I've like, got my own plans. Like, being naked for money practically makes me a feminist icon!
Hey... nice pants... and she's about Amandine's size... I wonder how well blood comes out of silk...
I mean, look at this ass. Look at it! I've _totally_ got a bad girl booty! I bet right now, you're thinking about giving me something, aren't you?

 

by BlackieX
12-30-03
One fine day in Porntopia...
No you wouldn't.
I'd like to speak to you about the harm you're doing to the community, the indifference you help foster towards Godlessly intimate relationships, and the sexual violence you help propagate, young man.
No, you wouldn't.
Erm... well, I'd like to talk to you about your eternal soul, then, the damage you're doing to it, and how you're going to seek forgiveness in His name?
Mmhmm. "Crybaby" series. Check the half aisle behind you, near the dildo wall.
Ahem. I'd like to talk to you about porn featuring teens dressed up as schoolgirls, and crying as they engage in rough anal sex?

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