All comics by BloviatingInanities

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An Interview at The University of Michigan School of Law
So, I see you are black and you were very poor growing up.
Yep. But I also graduated second in my class and I aced the LSAT's.
Very good but please don't interrupt me. Have you ever killed anyone?
Hell no!
Oh. That's not good.
What a dickhead.

 

An Administrator Give Testing Tips To A Teacher
I found your test directions weren't specific enough for The Children.
Well...I specifically wrote that you must bubble in "T" for "True" and "F" for "False" in the directions.
You know that they aren't going to read the directions.
But aren't they supposed to learn how to follow directions?
Well, I'm just trying to save you some aggravation from the parents. You know somebody will call...
Nevermind...

 

A drunken straight guy wanders into a gay bar...
Hey buddy, got a light?
Huh?
Ya got a match?
Oh? How 'bout your dick and my ass! Ha ha!
That's what I'm sayin', handsome.
Uh oh!

 

The Press Conference...
Mr. President, why won't you let the inspectors do thier job?
Because I am sick and tired of the lies and deceit...
Mr. Hussein, will you let the inspectors do their job?
Liars, Infidels, and spies!
Back to you, Bob.
Sounds like a Smackdown, Al! Let's Roll!

 

Sheryl Crow and Barbra Streisand backstage at an awards ceremony...
Did you see my teeshirt at the awards?
Have you read my lastest Truth Alert?
5 minutes later...
Dubya...
I know what they're going to say. But it wasn't suppressing speech. It was suppressing stupidity.

 

Cooking bacon...
Oww...owww!!
Owwwww! Lileks is right. I need bacon goggles!
Meanwhile, in Pig Heaven...
Revenge is best served scaulding.

 

Public School Students Discuss The MLK Holiday...
Happy Mahfa Luffa Kin Day!
Who dis Matta Lutta Kring?
He da Symbol Rates leadah, yo! He freed da slaves in 1865! Don't you know nuffin'?
He da one who sit on back of bus and set hair on fire smoking crack.
Nuh, uh! That was Rosa Pryor. She wouldn't give up her seat to a crackhead and then lit her hair on fire shootin' a Pepsi commercial because of segredition.
Ah, who care! I off today. Sirry Amelican horidays.

 

Somewhere in Israel...
Shit, the bus is late again.
Filthy Jew bastards.
Hey, stinky Jew man. Pull my finger.

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