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by Blue666phoenix
11-29-03
This is my fun life in an AOL chat room with my online stalker.
Tv needs a brain: blue blue blue blue blue?
So he did not die.
Ok now...........
Tv needs a brain: I love you. We are so much alike.
TV get a life.
Calling the police now.
Some day you will be my angel.
Oh hell.

 

by Blue666phoenix
11-29-03
The phone Rings at 4 in the morning.
RING!!! RING!!!!
uh hello
Oh great......
There is a fire by my hoouse and I am scared.
Ok then just grab that cat and dog and get out of there.
20 min later. And I was her enemy.
I hate you!!!! you fucking bitch. You have everything! And mike treats you sooo good. You are milking your surgery! You dont want to her about how Ivy is my cyber stalker!You dont care about me!!!
I don't fucking care......she is fucking nuts! Yeah and???

 

by Blue666phoenix
11-29-03
The phone Rings at 4 in the morning.
RING!!! RING!!!!
uh hello
Oh great......
There is a fire by my hoouse and I am scared.
Ok then just grab that cat and dog and get out of there.
20 min later. And I was her enemy.
I hate you!!!! you fucking bitch. You have everything! And mike treats you sooo good. You are milking your surgery! You dont want to her about how Ivy is my cyber stalker!You dont care about me!!!
I don't fucking care......she is fucking nuts! Yeah and???

 

by Blue666phoenix
11-29-03
My insane cat......meowing!
MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
Shut up or I will spray the hell outa you!!!1
Not if I kill you.
Ack she can read my mind!!!!!
They KNOW everything!
Yeeeesssss I can!
Crap!!!

 

by Blue666phoenix
11-29-03
Curiotisty killed the cat
Mike what are you doing?
I am making a picture of Charles in Charge logo with Charlie Mason as the star.
Oh my God!!!!!
ok...............!!!!????
Do you llike it?
This is my boy freind at his best.
You are insane!!!!
Thank YOU!

 

by Blue666phoenix
11-30-03
It all starts with what seems like a good idea and the best of intentions...
Hi, What's up? where did all the furniture go?
I just finished watching that show Monster House and thought Hey I can do that! I'm gonna make our place into a tropical paradise!
And then takes a turn for the worse and realize it wasn't a "good idea" after all...
OK now if I take out this wall and put this here...
Crap! Oops! Why won't this fit?
Then comes the next "good idea" to make up for the first one.
OK, maybe I was wrong. It's harder than it looks...but that gives me an idea...Yeah, Jackass...I can do that!!! All I need now is some mace, a skateboard and razor blades!

 

by Blue666phoenix
11-30-03
Did you get that new prisoner checked in?
yeah. Ever noticed how they just keep getting worse?
This one said he specifically requested a cell with an oxygen chamber...
Then he asked where the ferris wheel and Llama stables were.
He did seem really interested in the scared straight program though...
He even offered to let some of the kids stay overnight in his cell.

 

by Blue666phoenix
11-30-03
These are the real IMs from her. Ivy's psycho ex neighbor. I was ignoring her but then she come into a chat room and I kicked her out. I am shocked she does not have that many typos.
Vampireyes [3:52 AM]: so ready to talk???
Blue666phoeenix [3:56 AM]: No I dont. Stay out of my chat room.
I am ignoring her at this point.
Vampireyes [4:01 AM]: just wanted bye say goodbye so I might nas well do it now...I have liver problems again and I see people on the 4th so it must not be that bad cause it's a ways away
Auto response from Blue666phoeenix [4:03 AM]: If you are not a friend of mine bugger off little twit.
Thanks for telling me I dont have a heart. My pulse tells otherwise.
Vampireyes [4:04 AM]: heartless much Vampireyes [4:05 AM]: guess your a heartless bitch waiting for me to die
Why do I have a pulse then?

 

by Blue666phoenix
11-30-03
Blue Screan of Death. Every one who owns a computer knows about this prize.
Windwos: there has been an error. Windows will now close. If you press ctrl, alt, del your computer will restart and you will lose any unsaved files.
Oh Crap.
trying to restart the computer.
BBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP BBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPP BEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPP BEEPPPPPPP
Damn it!
so much for going online.

 

by Blue666phoenix
11-30-03
AOL has causes an error and will now close.
Damn it I was in a good convo in the chat!
I am AOL I am programed to make you want to pull out your hair.
Not if I uninstall you first.
So that is AOL's plan!
Aol: You cant I am forever with you. I am the higher inteligance you will be asumlulated to be another life form when I am done taking over the world.
So that is why AOL is so evil!

 

by Blue666phoenix
12-01-03
Me sleeping happly....
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Why is it so hot in here??
Because the moron's turned it up again.
I feel like i am in the desert. I hate this apartemnt!
Oh hell.

 

by Blue666phoenix
12-09-03
While we where shopping.
My arm hurts thanks to this snow.
You where right about it.
Yeah, but it hurts like hell.
You know Ivy will be very happy about it.
Later this snowy night.
Ivy: snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow S*N*O*W*!!!!!!
I think she fell off the prixy stixs wagon again.

 

by Blue666phoenix
12-09-03
Fo shizzle ma bizzle
Pootie Tang sin yo demmae on the runny tine
SHARON where's the bleeping bleep bleep bleep bleep
Hey you look confused. What's wrong?
Doesn't anyone on TV speak english anymore?

 

by Blue666phoenix
1-12-04
I just started hanging out with my ex, just to be friends.
Oh by the way......
Ok what?
He wants to be more than friends?
.......................
Ok talk
I have a boyfriend Idiot!
I have feelings for you.
Oh crap.

 

by Blue666phoenix
7-28-04
Is she or is she not...crazy?
The house is not dirty.
Look at the dust!!
Yep crazy
What dust???
The dust behind the chair!
Crazier than hell!! RUN!
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
I CAN SMELL THE DUST!

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