Beatrice Meets God

Author: Brady

Date: January 10, 2004

by Brady
1-10-04
Hello, Ms. Beatrice, my name is God.
God is a machine? I'm confused...
Who else do you think could come up with a world that would run so efficiently? A human?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I just have one question. How did you come up with coffee?
Think of my battery. Humans need an energy source too. If you took their coffee away, they'd die. Though you could take over the world then!
So, if I took your battery...