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| Beatrice, I need coffe and lots of it! | |
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| You look like shit, LZOORUMEKSLKJHUH. What's wrong? | |
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| My boyfriend sent this letter this morning breaking up with me! *sobs* | |
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| Really?! Well, you know... | |
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| Oh, wait! *sniffle* In the P.S. he said, "Never mind!" He changed his mind! We're still together!! YAY!!!! | |
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| Damn, and I wanted to string the bastard up by the toes and dip him in a vat of superheated espresso... | |
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