Beatrice Gets Evil with LZOORUMEKSLKJHUH's Boyfriend

Author: Brady

Date: January 31, 2004

by Brady
1-31-04
Beatrice, I need coffe and lots of it!
You look like shit, LZOORUMEKSLKJHUH. What's wrong?
My boyfriend sent this letter this morning breaking up with me! *sobs*
Really?! Well, you know...
Oh, wait! *sniffle* In the P.S. he said, "Never mind!" He changed his mind! We're still together!! YAY!!!!
Damn, and I wanted to string the bastard up by the toes and dip him in a vat of superheated espresso...