Beatrice's Weight Is Insulted

Author: Brady

Date: January 31, 2004

by Brady
1-31-04
Umm, excuse me? Do you carry Dr. Atkins?
Well, I don't know. That depends on how heavy he is!
No! Dr. Atkins is a diet guru! He has many products to help you lose weight! And speaking of heavy, it wouldn't hurt for you to try it!
Excuse me?!?! Are you calling me fat, Ms. Thang?
No, I didn't mean--
I suggest you leave before you get bitch slapped!