All comics by Bruiser

 

by Bruiser
5-20-02
Do you want to be my friend?
Can't...control...hands....AHHHH!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!! RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN LITTLE ASIAN GIRL!!!
EEEEKK!!!!
Haha. That was HILARIOUS! Thanks for the great idea, Satan!
Nice job my faithful idio...er...servant. Now, why don't you go pummel some Canadians!

 

by Bruiser
5-20-02
Hey, you're Canadian, right?
No, I'm English.
yes...I...do
It's a trick! See that flag on his shirt? It's Canadian!!! Those Canadians are sly dogs...you know what you have to do!
DIE CANADIAN!!!
What the...? EEEK!!!

 

by Bruiser
5-20-02
Back in hell...
Man...those Canucks sure know how to fight...
You idiot! You attacked a British person, not a Canadian!! What were you thinking?!?!
...but you told me he was Canadian...
Errr...umm...
AHH!!!!
QUIET, YOU!

 

by Bruiser
5-21-02
Oh, Satan! IV - Bongo, eh?
Must...kill...Matt.... Groening....must...kill... Matt...Groening ...must...kill... Matt...Groening...
Gwaah!!! Who are you?!
I am Satan.
Nah, you look like that guy in that tampon commercial...you know the one...
SILENCE!!!!!

 

by Bruiser
5-23-02
Oh, Satan! V - Are you suuure?
...
So...why do you want to kill Matt Groening?
He created me, but he spends all his time working on THE SIMPSOOONS and FUTURAAAMA!! Psh. Like those are any good.
So...you want to kill Matt Groening? Are you suure you don't want to pummel some Canadians?
Hey, it's called plot development! Keep it shut! - Bruiser
Yep.
Damn.

 

by Bruiser
5-25-02
What's the best way to get a dead baby out of a blender?
*rimshot*
DO-RIT-OS!
Damn, this microphone is bigger than my dad's...

 

by Bruiser
5-25-02
Yes, another strip taking place at Comedy Club Dead Bébé
Now introducin' our newest comic...Satan!
Hey...so, anyway...er....what you get when you skin a dead baby?
AN ERECTION!! AHAHA!!!
...now that was just disgusting. Dead baby jokes are supposed to be in good taste. Get off my stage.

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